Come up with a Jewish superhero with Jewish superhero powers.
Come up with a Jewish superhero with Jewish superhero powers
Rabi goldenstein has the power to influence any individual through money. Our hero, a young poor carpenter, frees the masses from dr shecklebergs control.
Superpower
>can tell you how much money you have on you by sound it makes in pocket
and currency
Moshe Appelbaum is an unassuming lawyer from New York but he keeps a secret, he is, Shekel man, with his great power and superhuman strength he lobs missiles at the Gaza Strip and fights goyim in his Nosemobile.
Superman
the fucking Hebrew Hammer you underage plebs
>what is Zohan
David Goodman was just like any other kosher schlomo until one day his faddah and mudda were holocausted down in the streets by a bad goy. From that day, he swore revenge on the anti-semites and invented a wallet that never ran out of shekels. That day he became The Federal Reserve.
Isaac Goldberg, the Dreidel.
His superpowers include, but are not limited to, the manipulation and generation of spinning tops and detecting any form of currency in a 5 mile radius.
The Infantilizer
He has the power to obstruct, diminish and obfuscate the pursuit of your own self-interest in favor of making you pursue his own interests using a panoply of distractions
Literally the Bear Jew smashing filthy nazis
Superman is really just a Jewish moral inversion of Nietzsche's superman. He was created as a counter-cultural attack on Hitler's Germany. Radical out-group altruism is a staple of Abrahamic religion.
The Thing is Jewish and basically the golem. Superman is basically alien Moses. Or how about The Escapist, you racist.
you know how hollywood makes underhanded movies about christianity and catholicism. Are there any films that do the same with judaism besides a seious man
he alreready exists goy
his name is spiderman
Beat me to it
All superheros are Jew
Superman is Jew
Holocaust Survivor Man
Immune to toxic chemicals. Discovered his powers after surviving 6 gassings by the Nazis.
It is unclear why they did not decide to just shoot him.
Moses Messiahman Chosensky
His power is developing nuclear weapons, lawfare and high finance instruments faster than other races and then using those skills to fuck them over because might is right
:^)
IQman
with the powers of highest IQ
How about a Jew that can escape from any prison?
Who cares about the religion? It's the ethnicity that matters.
*stats compiled by Dabram Penseldeckstein (totally not IQman)
captain america
Using his magic, he could fuck the youngest and most beautiful women of this world. His secret was a magic key to Hollywood fame.
Das Judenheimer with the power to attack your credit score directly