What character would you have as a personal maid?

What character would you have as a personal maid?

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How the fuck didn't you pick Pearl, she's literally part of a slave subspecies

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mental illness thread?

easy

Pearl is literally a servant gem and has had maid art for longer.
Anyway Pearl, abuela and Franky. Might sub out Abuela for someone else assuming I can pressure the maids into sex.

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I'd post a couple of pics with this french slut but I'll have to kill a mod.

THICC?

This guy knows better

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Then post more maid Pearl

Pearl, but as a literal maid because I hate cleaning

She's also not allowed to speak or look at me because I hate her

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>he will never clean your streets of criminal scum who leech off society

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I see your Rosie and raise you a Nanny.

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maid fetishes are weird, why would you want to fuck someone that does your laundry

What, you don't find something deeply erotic about feminizing an engineering gem into your personal household pet?

Because theyre submissive, can do dishes, and wear kinky frilly things

Depends. A sexy maid that I can fuck, or a maid that I can make do miserable, disgusting, humiliating things that will slowly crush their spirit because I hate them?

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Why not humiliate them by fucking them?

Because I don't believe in hate fucking.

Well what if they want to be fucked

Is this the one I hate?

Then I deny it, making them even more miserable.

What if you like them

Jesus.

Wasn't the version of her in that Netflix show a nubile adolescent android sex slave?

Could I have a butler instead?

Then I toss her on the couch and we do it like a pair of crazed rabbits.

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This, I'd pick Pearl she can totally keep a place clean.

What does it mean if I want to be Pearl's personal maid?

You'd do it for her.

Assuming they were forced to obey me, definitely Wonder Woman.

You're a major sub you probably masturbated when Pearl was training Connie to kill herself

Mayor quimby is a good choice desu

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Granted it's a terrible idea, but the sight of Emma Frost in a maid uniform would be worth it.

one that likes pregnant sex

i have enough of that shit

Question:

Do maids even exist nowadays? The only ones i ever saw were on Japanese caffes and they were just cosplaying and i never truly saw one.

Pearl is autisic and doesn't follow instructions well.

Yeah, but they won't wear maid outfits and are often illegals.

You

Its dominating a woman you in a sense own.

>tfw your maid asks you to knock her up so she can get an anchor baby
>tfw you do and and then report her so she delivers the baby in her home country and can't stay here and you can't get sued for child support
Kek

This, but also blame movies like Clue that had Tig old bittie

>you will never have Disgust as a maid
>you will never eat a mountain of greasy food and then rush to the bathroom to take an explosive shit, barely getting any of it in the toilet
>you will never watch her shiver and retch as she cleans up the mess

This shit? This shit right here? This is why I will never get maid fetishism.

One personality for when company is around, the other for lewd cleaning and hardcore fucking,

>not coming home after a hard days work and have her give you a rimjob to get rid of your swamp ass
cmon user

It's for people that never grew up.

She'll clean everything so quick.

Or people that grew up with a maid or watched the Nanny.

You're thinking of ABDL

I'd get those castle servants from Beauty and The Beast. Would be fun to fuck around with, and flirt with the broom-maid

I kek'd

>ABDL + Maids

>why would you want to fuck someone that does your laundry

user, most men spend a large portion of their adult lives fucking a woman who does their laundry. And those women don't do it in cute, sexy little outfits most of the time.

Why is this so hard for you to understand?

Anyone have any recommendations on where to buy sexy maid outfits? I need one for science.

Whats ABDL

You're on the internet. Google it.

GAHH

She'd look good in a maid outfit.

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Your horror makes me so happy

This is something I've wondered about, isn't Eva already a bodyguard/lady in wait? is she really Amalia's friend or is it all for the paycheck?

The ultimate tease would be having her around at all times, dressed thusly, while literally being unable to lay a finger on her

One day user when you're older or richer where you can find a kinky enough girl to pretend to be your maid you'll understand

With enough money anything exists

Im glad i could make you happy

>this never got green-lit
why live?

why was my post deleted? it was a webcomic

Any where costumes are sold

I was looking more for recommendations for quality costumes. Possibly in exchange for posts of my gf wearing them. But I guess I'll just troll around.

sissykissboutique.com/maids-uniforms?zenid=1d8lmoqs02gmma6jq1o6jlll82

Mah person of darkened pigmentation!

Good taste user.

S T I C C

The porn was God-tier but the pilot itself was nothing to write home about

Not at the same time they don't

>Implying she wouldn't do it willingly

I will buy a full body condom

>and Franky
From the Goon?

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I would organize Maid fights.
TWO MAIDS ENTER, ONE MAID LEAVES!
THE BATTLEFIELD WILL BE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF HOUSE WORKERS, AND THEN PROMPTLY CLEANED!

WINNER TAKES ALL THE MAIDS!

My money is on the one who came with her own chainsaw.

not enough 34

Never enough.

her or Grieve-tan
200-400% efficiency and nice to look at, not to mention stress relief
meanwhile, meme goblin can't even reach the counter. Die in a fire OP.

It's like Romans and gladiators. You have everything, they have nothing

*keeps going*

Wuya a cute.

>dat nervous foot rubbing

100% of the boner, 100% of the time.

I know the sauce but I can't find it

NO BRAINER, my main man

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>it just stops.

What is this feeling guys? something. Something beyond anger. Something, beyond sadness.