THE REAL SPOILERS

Rey Palpatine

Kylo and Rey are the most powerful force users ever, but they can only truly wield their power when working together.

Luke no longer sees himself as a Jedi.

Kylo Ren still sees himself as a Jedi.

Snoke is just an old rich senator but he’s got way more personality in this movie. He’s very theatrical.

Star Forge

Kylo finds Rey and Luke by reaching out to Rey in the Force.

Poe goes extremist

The Resistance holds their stronghold at Crait until Hux decides to take the battle to the salt flats.

Luke wields a red lightsaber, but isn’t evil. It’s his father’s.

Kylo Ren’s lightsaber is actually purple and you will see it change.

Kylo lost control of his power and accidentally destroyed the new Jedi Temple. Just like his mother and father, Luke sent him away.

Rey accidentally killed her own parents in a similar fashion.

“Let the past die” is said to Leia on her deathbed. The full line is “It’s ok to let the past die”

Finn goes from wanting to run away and leave the fight to being named the leader of the Resistance at the end of the movie.

Poe is the one who nominates him.

Finn wins the fight with Phasma but spares her. Several Stormtroopers witness this and defect on the spot.

The Resistance survives Crait by listening to Rose about following the crystal foxes into the caverns below the planet.

Rose is secretly Force Sensitive and it is all but stated that she is Luke’s daughter.

BB8 is the one who makes Poe see the error of his ways.

Chewbacca names his Porg but the running in joke is that Rey, Luke, and Leia never translate it for the audience.

Ben turns on Snoke when Snoke asks him to kill Rey.

The ancient Jedi believed that each Jedi was only one half of their potential and that the force had selected another user to be their other half and they devoted their lives to finding each other.


Hux supplants Snoke as the leader of the First Order after having arranged Snoke’s escape pod to destruct.

I LIEK STAH WAAWS

The biggest storyline:

Rey and Ben are both literally overpowered to the point that when they were children they could not control their power. Both of their lives are changed for ever during the two most devastating accidental unleashing of this power: Ben destroying the Jedi Temple and Rey crashing her mother’s ship.

The ancient Jedi believed (and were correct) that no matter how powerful one individually is with the force, it was only a half of their potential if they could find the person the force had split their power with. As Ahch-To is so strong in the force, Rey allows it show her who the other half the force chose for her is, and is shocked to find out it is Ben.

Ben uses the vision from Rey and leads a squadron to Ahch-To but becomes stranded when Luke easily takes out his Stormtroopers but Rey won’t let Ben and Luke fight. Ben activates a homing beacon in his belt and is rescued by the Knights of Ren who lay waste to Ahch-To and beat Luke in a fight. Ben reveals the truth about Luke to Rey and tells her Snoke can and will teach her to truly control her power. She promises to leave with him on the condition he not let the Knights of Ren kill Luke. He agrees and they go to Snoke, who long story short tries to convince Ben to kill Rey, but Rey telepathically reveals to Ben what she learned on Ahch-To about people being bound together by the Force and Ben turns on Snoke and his guards and in the midst of this fight his lightsaber becomes more stable and purple. Snoke becomes terrified when he realizes how strong the two of them are together and flees. They go down to Crait and help the Resistance prevail. After Hux betrays Snoke he orders the Supremacy be intentionally crashed into Crait, so Ben and Rey try to stop it, but can’t, accept their deaths, and Rey kisses Ben just before the shockwave kills them, unleashing a power that restores Crait.

>Rey Palpatine
>Star Forge

>Finn goes from wanting to run away and leave the fight to being named the leader of the Resistance at the end of the movie.
>Rose is secretly Force Sensitive and it is all but stated that she is Luke’s daughter.

This sounds like fan fiction!

if any of this fan fiction is true then all is lost even more

>Rose is secretly Force Sensitive and it is all but stated that she is Luke’s daughter.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

shit, then it's probably real

>Star Forge
lmao theory invalid. You really think they would add actual cool shit into the films?

HURRRRR I LIKE FAG WARS DURRRRR

The ugly old looking chink is the daughter. At least get a happa like that whore Olivia Munn.

>Several Stormtroopers witness this and defect on the spot.
TRAITORS

The the main characters die the same way as the main characters in the last movie? Who's going to be in the last movie? Not even a good larp...

This sounds like shit. I'm glad I gave up on Star Wars during the Prequels.

No way, not even jews would pull this. Asian daughter of a white man is madness.

No they don’t die. The power that’s unleashed during their kiss saves them.

Who is ben? I barely even remember ep 7

Ben Solo, it's Kylo Ren's real name

Not surprised you missed it, he's only called that once when Han steps onto the bridge he yells out "Ben!"

>to smart for pwrgs

>ren
>ben

>solo
>kylo

pottery

Meh i wanted Luke to go full Lelouch and pretended to be a villain only to be revealed he did it for the greater good

>The ancient Jedi believed that each Jedi was only one half of their potential and that the force had selected another user to be their other half and they devoted their lives to finding each other.

OH NO NO NO

Kind of puts a new spin on Obi and Anakin's "friendship"

>The ancient Jedi believed that each Jedi was only one half of their potential and that the force had selected another user to be their other half and they devoted their lives to finding each other.

this is some fan-fiction shipping tier shit

>find out you have a force soul mate
>oh man I hope it's a qt
>it's actually a barren boyish xenomorph
>tfw

You just copy this from Reddit :|

SAVE US GEORGE

I LIEKD TUH CUHWIPS!

>Star Forge

like in KTOR?

Reylo shippers are obsessed with purple.

>“Let the past die” is said to Leia on her deathbed. The full line is “It’s ok to let the past die”

a message to the audience that Star Wars is Disney's fucking property now and they don't give a shit about the universe they inherited

Friendly reminder that "REY IS OPEN FOR LOVE" according to Ridley, confirming reylo forever.

Actually it means she's fully open and is confirmed for being paired with Canto Bight Casino Patron.

So killing your father is ok for Disney... fucking souless jews

is hayden christensen in this one

niggers like purple

I actually believe this shit. If true, they ripped off that Will Smith superhero movie, Hancock.

This board is purple.

Man im scared this shit sounds very real
reminder that George Lucas Star Wars is better than this Disney shit

>its his fathers
fake, kylo is using the cracked kyber crystal from vader and the cross section from his saber is actually vents to keep it from completely breaking

Dom Hill gleesons hux is the most interesting character in this rubbish so I hope these spoilers are legit

>no mention of holdo
>no mention of dj

fake

>his lightsaber turns purple

Other than selling more toys, why would the lightsaber change color according to the user's force level? Isn't the color determined by the Crystal?

>Man im scared

Why?

Take it as a sweet release from this mediocre franchise. Would you rather be one those Porg loving spastics?

its not about selling toys

the jews need to indoctrante impresionable young children subliminally

ask yourself, what else is the colour purple?

A dildo.

THE colour purple is subliminal for a phallic dildo on young kids.

sick disney 666

yes, the op is bullshitting.
unless kylo made his original lightsaber with a purple crystal and tossed his cross saber, sabers cant turn different colors

>sabers cant turn different colors
They can now. Disney changed it.

...

Used to be, yeah, but I think I read something about how Sith lightsabers are no longer red because they use synthetic crystals, but because they "bleed the crystal" or some bullshit that turns it red. I'm assuming, if this shit is real, that it would work the other way too.

It's in the new Vader comic that takes place right after he gets the suit. Sheev tells him he has to go steal a Jedi's lightsaber and then corrupt it to make it turn red by raping it with his hate.

Basically they turn the power on the light saber to the max (because more power is always better), causing it to be red.

I guess kylo could turn it down to make it more stable.

They're actually using the syzygy archetype with Kylo and Rey. God fucking damn it, i can't write anything that doesn't get lifted one way or another.

How fucking awful

How is Rose Luke's kid? shes full blown Asian

I wouldn't be surprised though, i can imagine the casting directors not wanting to be racist & asking for a "bi-racial asian"

So they die?

>Kylos lightsaber is purple
Nope. Disney said only blue and red are Canon going forward

>Poe goes extremist
Okay that's pretty cool desu

>Rose is Luke's daughter
NOPE FUCK THIS MOVIE

Source?

Wrong. Rian Johnson hinted there'd be another color.

Purple isn't new, so obviously it must be burgundy or something.

Maybe yellow

fpbp

Not even memeing - if Rey does go evil and become super powerful with Ben, a final movie of Luke training Finn to be a Jedi and the two of them getting revenge would be pretty based.

Wat

>training as a jedi to get revenge

Makes sense if Rey was fated to be the Dark Side's manifestation but her parents hid her so somehow Ben Solo thought it was him.

Green

No they can't. They can be purified from red, but that turns them white again. I don't know if they can change into another color from there, but it takes some effort to purify the crystal.

This is really shit but i hope its true.
It could be so much worse.

>BB8 is the one who makes Poe see the error of his ways.

lol what

>Luke wields a red lightsaber, but isn’t evil. It’s his father’s.
this is where i stopped taking this post seriously. we see vader's robo hand and his lightsaber fall from the rafters after luke strikes him down on Death Star II.

The red lightsaber will be Luke's modified lightsaber and he will be a sith.

>Rose is secretly Force Sensitive and it is all but stated that she is Luke’s daughter.
Holy awesomeness
I can see a thousand of SWfags burst into tears in the theater.

>in before both the white straight christian characters turn completely evil and the new jedi pairing of black and asian kill them saving the galaxy

>Kylo and Rey are the most powerful force users ever
Luke was stated to be the most powerful ever, so bullshit
>Snoke is just an old rich senator but he’s got way more personality in this movie. He’s very theatrical.
Believable
>Star Forge
I would enjoy this
>Luke wields a red lightsaber, but isn’t evil. It’s his father’s.
Destroyed along with the Death Star 2
>Kylo Ren’s lightsaber is actually purple and you will see it change.
Lightsaber crystals turn red after being bled, this cannot happen in any way shape or form
>Rey accidentally killed her own parents in a similar fashion.
Watch TFA moron
>Rose is secretly Force Sensitive and it is all but stated that she is Luke’s daughter.
Yeah alright idiot
>BB8 is the one who makes Poe see the error of his ways.
Beeps also make me not do things

Whoever wrote this, I hope your firstborn gets cancer

Yep. Pure bullshit. Everyone knows that the only purple light saber is owned by Mace Windu, forged from the ultra rare Kangzium crystal from the planet Bixnood

Not the same user but I used to be a fan of SW up to the Disney acquisition, I hate that mouse so fuckin much, is really sad to painful what they have done.

At this point who gives a fuck? If Luke gets betrayed again after saving the fucking galaxy then he may as well say to hell with it and destroy the Sith once and for all.

Jedi Temple Guardians have Yellow, and Green isn't new. The only legend colors that haven't been used yet are Orange and Pink. They might use white though, but Ahsoka uses white

I dunno. The plot to KoToR 1 was basically just as much a cut and paste of A New Hope as TFA aside from the Revan twist and stretching shit out to make an RPG out of it. In some ways that makes it right up their alley, but it also ties into the theme of older jedi traditions which I think they are trying to focus on in order to ignore as much of the prequels as possible

>The plot to KoToR 1 was basically just as much a cut and paste of A New Hope as TFA
What the fuck, are you retarded?

>The plot to KoToR 1 was basically just as much a cut and paste of A New Hope as TFA

Just saw it, can confirm its fake

Honestly I’m literally shaking right now. The only reason I even went to these shitty movies was because of Kylo and they killed him?! Only to leave a fat chink, big hips negro and wonderful talent spic vs a ginger. I’m done. I checked out. Nope

they already had luke/anakin's lightsaber come back in TFA even though it fell into the pit and presumably into the atmosphere of bespin during the duel at cloud city. these cheap fucks don't give a shit.

Why? Because he wouldnt be gay then?

It's the will of the force bro.

>Finn to be a Jedi
Cucks and niggers are never going to get over those trailers are they? Finn will never be more than he was in tfa.

Kylo killed his father dude, he has to die

They won't kill the main characters.

Fuck off with that garbage

Why would it fall into the atmosphere? Luke only set off that trapdoor or whatever because he was heavy. Anything as light as a lightsaber probably went to some kind of lost and found.

That geriatric wasn't worth keeping around anyways

>dude
Kill yourself

>Snoke is just an old rich senator but he’s got way more personality in this movie. He’s very theatrical.
one might say he's like a Gold Member.

Please stop reposting this troll shit from reddit.

He was still better than any of the new characters

>Finn goes from wanting to run away and leave the fight to being named the leader of the Resistance at the end of the movie.
certainly not because the actor is Black? he must have done an incredible thing like solo the entirety of Snoke's forces or something really epic that no one can ever replicate. not even Luke Skywalker was promoted to leader of the Rebels after destroying the Death Star.

Prime Han: Yes
Money-Grab Han: No, he's just as bad as any of the new ones

Holy fuck brah did you come up with that? Lmfao top kek you the man not dog hahahaas

>Several Stormtroopers witness this and defect on the spot.
lol this storytelling is literally of the level that a child can easily comprehend. sends a bad message about loyalty.