>Number 3, The White Knight, this is my personal favorite. There's another hero who comes into the picture and steals Link's thunder. This is Prince Fasad, he's more proper, high class, a real cocky arrogant piece of shit, and Zelda likes him. It really makes you root for Link, and then you find the biggest flaw in Prince Fasad, he doesn't like to get dirty. He won't go through a swamp to save Zelda. so link has to go in and show him how it's really done. I love it when he puts Fasad in his place.
>nobody outside of Sup Forums and Sup Forums knows who he is
Nathan Ortiz
didn't he say months after that he actually went to see it?
Logan Cruz
>implying james knew any of that
Joseph Russell
Right, a man who makes his living on the internet was unaware that the SJW part of the internet was attacking him. Absolutely.
Levi Peterson
>a guy who uploads videos to youtube and doesn't use social media knows t. alt-right turd
Justin Butler
t. Paul Feig
John Hughes
>if you dont like SJW or ghostbusters, youre alt-right
kill yourself
Gavin Martin
He said in the original video that he may eventually see it, but didn't care enough to give a timely review of it. It was the reactionary media that twisted, "I don't really give a shit about this movie," into a boycott.
Jace Russell
This, OP is probably James
Elijah Ortiz
>james rolfe >finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film >it's a total piece of shit >dead look in eyes >balding >cuc.khold to BBC loving SJW wife >retarded baby >video game collection destroyed >forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife >literal micropenis >forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull >hemorrhaging money >forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid >had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his >has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her >sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head >getting fatter by the day >blood pressure on the rise >has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis >literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression >still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager >fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom >also has no way to get back to the top
>mike matei >aging like a fine wine >getting more handsome every day >thick full head of beautifully groomed hair >hot girlfriends >solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years >funnier than james >smarter than james >bigger penis than james >his hot girlfriends are all faithful >better at making films than james >dresses nicely >10" diamond hard thick penis >can fuck for hours >fucks like a machine >more interesting opinions than james >better at video games than jmes >lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust >lets james suck his gigantic beautiful cock off >nothing but good things ahead >phd in applied mathematics soon >confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha >actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)
Levi Moore
Anybody else notice that whenever Mike plays video games, he always makes excuses for dying? Even if he's not playing badly, if he dies, he'll say, "I just didn't know you could do that, now that I know I'll be able to get past this part, but I just didn't know about that." He's so insecure about people not thinking he's good at video games.
Blake Ortiz
I love mike, but james invented a new genre of media practically; the angry review
Anthony Foster
>pewdiepie >jontron >james >mike matei (he made un-pc Loco Bandito even if it was shit) All the big gaming e-celebs are red-pilled. Really makes you Think
Henry Ortiz
Who gives a fuck if he saw it like a year later, all the jews in Hollywood care about is opening week, watching it cause a friend has it in a movie collection cause they got it as white elephant gift when it was in a Walmart $5 shit bin, doesn't count as giving in. Also he made a solid argument with out looking like a fucking idiot and never apologized, if more men acted like him, we would not be living in the BLM and 305 gender hell we are in right now. Meanwhile, Ms. Ellis is hitting some hard times and saying you support GB2016 doesn't work as a substitute for bail.
Tyler Sanchez
So recently I decided to revisit Season 3 and try to catch all the crazy references and map out the worlds within worlds. Of course there’s many interpretations, I just want to build and fill in the blanks from Jame’s “Board James Mythology” video. I’m purposefully going to ignore the AVGN crossovers/ timelines, they complicate things.
Jose Roberts
When is Pat just going to go off and call for the day of the rake against the Canadian mudslimes and tell Matt to grow the fuck up.
Isaac Williams
who the fuck is pat
Lincoln White
>Guess where The Triforce is Link...
Dylan Cruz
...
Isaiah Cooper
The fact that people keep parroting this narrative that James was a cuck, which he never was, is fucking abysmal. Just stop it.
Kevin Baker
t. James
Ian Ward
James never even heard of Homestar Runner, he's Internet illiterate despite being such a part of its history.
Jaxson Cook
I just finished every episode of Board James. So comfy.
Elijah Martinez
60% of women cheat This percentage is even higher when the husband is not a millionaire
Theres a good chance james a cuck. He reminds me exactly of (pic)
Xavier Moore
Board Kino
Kevin Reyes
MINEYCRAFTA
Blake Brown
>I have been on Sup Forums for a few months
Henry Torres
BASED JAMES
Easton Gutierrez
Don't know who the youtube faggot is but that's my favorite episode of the show.
