Fuck, marry, kill

Fuck, marry, kill

>Fuck
OP's cat
>marry
OP's mother
>kill
OP

Fuck off pedo

Marry Blossom because she's best puff, kill Bubbles because she's useless, fuck Buttercup because she's all that's left.

>marrying a slut

Next round. FMK?

>Fuck
Bubbles
>Marry
Blossom
>Kill
Buttercup

>Buttercup is the wildest
>Bubbles would happily be a subservient housewife and bodyguard
>Blossom is the most obnoxious and has the least moral fibre
Not a hard choice.

Kill 'em all

I dont think you can fuck them without killing them
>implying that they wouldn't be the ones deciding who they FMK

>Fuck
Buttercup
>Marry
Blossom
>Kill
Bubbles

Fuck/Mary
>Marie
>Kill
Lee

this

Fuck 'em all.

>>Buttercup is the wildest
That makes me want to fuck AND marry her.

This Buttercup design looks familiar.

The only logical answer.

Blossom. Blossom. Him.

>Bubbles
>Buttercup
>Blossom

how does it feel to have great taste?

I want to marry Blossom but then I realized it was not possible mmm hmm?

>Marie
>Lee
>May

I get it, Marie's the prettiest sister, but she had the ugliest personality out of the three. No way is she wife material.

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>Blossem
The kind of wife everyone wants. Smart, kind, trustworthy. Sadly she is boring as a bag of rocks and you would end up cheating on her just to get a thrill.

>Bubbles
The fun goofy girl that never grows up. Would always have to treat her like another child. You would have to walk her through her entire life by holding her hand.

>Buttercup
Least likely to be wife-able. However, she's strong, stubborn, and isn't going to let anyone fuck with her. Independent and cunning, she'd be most likely to take care of herself and yet still have a wild side to her to enjoy. Most likely to Domm you in bed. Best waifu for the patrician man.