What did they see in her?

What did they see in her?

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The joke is neither of them can do better.

They're both ugly so they have low standards.

she does some nasty ass coffee and i hate her so much but the pussy game ridiculous

I'd fuck Olive.

She's flexible. She could probably do any pose you wanted her to do.

Any port in a storm.

What did they see in her?

What did they see in her?

Truly, what did they see in her?

Bluto and Popeye are desperate. That's the joke.

their cocks

They didn't. They used fighting as a way to cope with being gay for each other during the 40's and 50's.

That Olive is qt so that's a bad example.

She was honestly kinda cute in that era of Popeye. Certainly not the worst port available to them. Even Bluto wasn't just a fat tub of lard and was... handsome-ish. Actually made sense that he could steal her, and would actually want to, and Popeye had to prove he was the better choice (or just beat up the alternative).

But yeah, in most incarnations of the series, Olive is pretty horrifying. Must be tighter than the seal of a submarine hatch to drive any man to go for her.

It's weird, because that Olive was also fickle as shit. She literally played eenie meenie miney moe to decide which of them to marry.

I don't remember Bluto looking this terrifying. Why is his head so fucking small.

What's the opposite of thicc called?

all women are nothing but tricks, user.

thinn

Thinn

Different animation studio. Famous Studios, who animated the shorts made between the 40s to the 60s, had Bluto more built like that and less like a beer keg with limbs. Some were muscled like OP, others a bit more stout like "usual" Bluto.

Sticc

The joke was that Olive was "bottom of the barrel" and they were desperate.

>Bluto Ugly
I knew I was a faggot when i saw bluto in all those different outfits.

Satan and this other guy are wrong.

This is the true answer.

lithe

Bluto is built for sex

This. Out of all the sailors that would routinely dock where she was Popeye and Bluto were the only ones that would entertain the thought of fucking her. I remember a short where Popeye leaves her at the end for being an unfaithful whore and her response is to start going after army guys.

What do they see in him?

Well, in Segar's comics, following Popeye's introduction, the Oyl family got *rich as fuck* thanks to Castor Oyl, (Olive's Brother) and his schemes involving using a good luck bird to make a clean sweep of an island casino. Popeye not only sailed the Oyl siblings to the island, he helped save their fortune once or twice.

And then Segar wrote him out of the strip for a couple weeks until the fans demanded their new favorite character come back. Popeye lost his share of the casino winnings thanks to an unseen gold digger and showed up broke again according to the sailor himself He ended up falling for Olive and was one of her many suitors. Popeye's intentions are portrayed as honorable/he honestly likes her, but there were a ton of dudes who wanted to drill for some of that Oyl money.

Originally, Betty didn't want Archie until he started going after Veronica, the new girl in town.

as long as my mutherfuckin pockets is fat
couldn't give a fuck where the bitch is at

"Sailors like women who look like flagpoles" or something like that. Is in the strips. They like her exactly because she's plain.

Olive is just as dumb and violent as they are, so they have a lot in common.

>There's a timeline where Archie gets each girl.
>No timeline where, after winning one girl she promptly breaks up with him since she never really cared in the first place leaving Archie forever alone.

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Someone call the burn ward, 'cause Bluto just torched the fuck out that bitch.

>no timeline where Archie gets both of them and the girls enjoy Archie and each other happily

Navy fag here. Guys get thirsty as fuck on deployment
checked

She was down for whatever and Sailors gotta get it when they can, how they can.

Reminder that this existed.
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Roughnut foot jobs

Fast and the Furious star and backstage shenanigans
She'll toss your salad while givin' a handy and like it.
Cute face

Hey by the way, does anyone have that one Popeye strip where someone tries to break in Olives house and starts wailing on Popeye? And he doesnt even act like it faices him?

Skelli

That time Bluto was disguised as a semi attractive woman.

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Well, now we know what would happen if Popeye fought Joseph Joestar.

The original is better. I always preferred Popeye doing amazing feats (which look funnier due to his size, also he usually is clever in specific ways) but getting attacked or cheated by Bluto and resorting to spinach because of that. When Famous Studios make him explicitly much worse than Bluto there's not as much fun.

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Although the bit where Popeye wants to fuck Bluto in the colour one is funnier than the strength challenge in the black and white one.

Famous Studio had a short where Popeye's age is revealed to be 40 years old.

I always thought he was 26 like Mario.

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He looks pretty good for his age honestly.

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It's all that spinnich.

How old are Olive and Bluto?

I'm surprised he hasn't died yet from eating so much.

She's pretty cute.

Huge penis, but not as big as Goofy's

there's an earlier mention of his age in Goonland
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he says that his pappy left when he was born and that 40 years have passed since then

When does Godzooky show up?

>mario
>26
Wat ??

>Unrealistically thin
>Huge feet
She's already an 8/10 with those traits

A chance to see each other more often without anybody raising suspicion,

>>Unrealistically thin
>>Huge feet

Their dick

Do this today and you are set on jail for several crimes against women.

My background in memeology (with a major in /fit/) can allow me to answer this question with guaranteed certainty.

The answer is, indeed, "Low-Test", though it is often confused for "Skelli", "Boy-Mode", or "Twink", especially in the more charitably gay circles of /fit/, nohomo.

Literally the OG waifus of the late 50's/early 60's.

she kinda looks like audrie

>Found out Popeye's a blonde in this show

I never would have guessed.

Savage

Had this on vhs as a kid, don't know y tho

before "thicc" there was sticc. not sure how relevant it was then though.

Since the live action movie shows us Olive is effectively young Shelly Duvall, shit's not so bad.

I love that movie. I don't know if its Nostalgia, but I loved it as a kid, and love it now 30 years later.

The film set they built for the fishing village turned into a real village where real people live, with tourists still coming to see it every year since the film.

I don't know hwy that octopus monster used to scare me as a kid. I think it was the large eyes looking up from under the water.

Archie can be attractive depending on the story and artist.

Nah, Archie would just find another hoe. There's no end of it from Cheryl to Valerie. Heck even Ethel looks hot these days.

sticc

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Don't forget Betty Boop, a shortstack.