"Critics are calling it..."

>"Critics are calling it..."

>the worst movie of the year

"...a Tour de France"
what did they mean by this

>Tour de France
long, boring and exhausting

>"the greatest gladiator match in the history of the world."

>an uplifting triumph

The Dark Souls of movies

DR PAVEL

LIGHT VERSUS DARK
MAN VERSUS GOD

SAVE...MAARRTHAAA

"Best Film Since Dark Knight"

>dvd box for a terible movie
>they found the only good reviews
>the review just says "fun"

"Critics are calling it kino af."

LOL

>...one of the most inspirational films ever made

>the raunch fest of the summer

>a high score on Rotten Tomatoes

...everything from shit to fucking shit

>from the producers of...

>tyler perry's...

...

>it's clerks for the smartphone generation, a deftly woven indie pastiche of everything we love about vlogging, cat pictures, and emma stone demotivational quotes jam packed into one of the most uplifting little films about the science of running a cupcake/hookah bar in brooklyn
>this bearded feminist gives greta gerwig's latest triumph, 5 dreidels out of 5

>"Sup Forums is calling it a Jewish plot to take down unemployed white incels"

> ...but writer/director lena dunham takes this norman rockwell esque family and turns it on its head in a way only she could, when Isaiah(played by John Boyega) is finally revealed in front of the patriarch of the family, we get maybe the biggest "oh boy" moment since the infamous Allison Williams "bathtub abortion shit squat" scene from E04S05 of "Girls"

/thread

>A hard hitting and frighteningly erotic underage peek into the traumatizing life of a gender-queer cosplay professional, Andrea Arnold showcases with empathy and authority the gut punching pain of male gaze in what is thought to be an egalitarian environment, and scores a major point for changing societal attraction ideals whilst highlighting biracial beauty, and the art of tucking over taping
>it's mine and yours best chance to see the top subscribed indian youtubers in space jam themed leotards at cannes this year, don't miss out!

>From the producers of "Sup Forums was Right", and "Sup Forums was Right Again"

>a triumph... ⋆⋆⋆⋆

would watch both of those movies t-b-h

>The director shows his gifts as a true visionary of the art of film in this ballad of a love letter to the silver screen. The high-octane masterfully cacophonous thrill ride will have you hugging your dear mommy in pure dread toward the essence of the human condition before the credits roll and begging for seconds when it ends. In short: a triumph.
⭐⭐⭐⭐

>the biggest since the silent era

gay

>Stephen king esque

>"Critics formerly called it..."