WTF IS HIS PROBLEM?

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He's a man but has the height of a small woman

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what size of shoe do you think he wears?

well for started that's just a normal sized chair

How tall is he?

It's definitely not an adult shoe

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haha it's funny because he's acting gay but he's really straight xDDD

how much do you guys weigh? are you even tall? do you think for one second that you could ever say this shit to a trained Joe Rogan's face and have the ability to defend yourself if he wanted to kick your ass?

Always though he was pretty tall. Must just be his massive head.

>do you think for one second that you could ever say this shit to a trained Joe Rogan's face and have the ability to defend yourself if he wanted to suck your dick?

Fixed, user
*sucks it while you're reading this spoiler*

OH NO NO NO NOOOOAAHHHH-

>if he wanted to suck your dick?
point still stands, could you stop an enraged rogan from forcibly sucking your cock and balls?

TALLNESS IF FAKE BRO. LOOK IT UP

He's actual size on my phone screen.

He wouldn't be able to reach up to suck it

delet this

>could you stop an enraged rogan from forcibly sucking your cock and balls?

Yes, as long as there's no stools or anything else for him to climb on

homo phobia. he hates gays and wants to kill them. ver y evil and powerful man

stop phone posting here

>Joe Rogan is 50

autism

>*enters the club*

>"I'm here to chew gum and suck cock - and I'm all outta gum"

What do, Sup Forums?

i guess its true that he is gay

Holy shit, that is one ripped 8 year old.

Give him some bubblegum

THE BIG ENCHILADA

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PERRO CACA

Yup, puts a few things he says in greater perspective. He's been through a lot of shit.

Joe is over 50 and is still able to do these high kicks while none of you who are probably in the 20s cant do it right now

youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-nx0AsHng

Explain yourself Sup Forums?

the same girl is doing the exact same expression in both pics

I don't understand this meme. If he was ogling female asses, no doubt some fat lesbo would call him out and start some huge eye-rape fiasco.

Bald manlet addicted to weed

They are showing the whole thing on a giant monitor during a weigh in, he's literally checking her out on the sly by watching the huge ass TV.

that tall

Weed made him retarded.

> /fit/

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he's definitely a closeted gay guy and an IR cuck as well

lol the nihilists criticizing everything that walks this earth
yet there you are breathing through your mouth

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that's 5'8. he's pretty average in burgerland considering he's 50

>I'm a, I'm a, I'm a good man

playing ufc will never be the same

I'M CRAZY DUDE, IT'S A CONSPIRACY

I’m 5’9” and sometimes I get sad for being short. Then I see Joe Rogan and I instantly feel better.

>tfw 1.65m

We make ourselves feel better by tearing down celebrities. Do you even Sup Forums bro?

Too scatter brained/spread too thin to become a truly great comic. Instead, he treats it like working out and assumes just "getting some reps in" will make you great.

Maybe he doesn't want to be great?

>Well, I just don't agree Joe. I don't think there is any evidence wee-

OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! FUCK YOU! YOU COME ON MY FUCKING SHOW! MINE! AND YOU SIT THERE BAD MOUTHING A LITERAL CURE FOR CANCER! IT FUCKING CURES CANCER BRO! A PLANT THAT GROWS OUT OF THE GROUND. A FUCKING PLANT BRO, IT HAS SAVED NUMEROUS AMOUNTS OF LIVES BRO! I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT!

AWWWWWWWWWW DID YOU MISS YOU FLIGHT BRO!? HUH? HUH? MISS YOUR FLIGHT BRO?

YA WELL FUCK YOU! I SHOULD KILL YOU!

Joe Rogan's Locker Room Stalker

youtube.com/watch?v=wQF3AwmMxRM

yep, dude is HEAVY though. His shoulders must be broad etc because apparently he weighs 190 @ maybe 5ft7. a manlet but not a framelet

>runs out of things to talk about
>revert to flat earthers and conspiracy theories

whoa... truly this generations greatest conversationalist

nah he's frauding his height. by the best part of an inch, I'm guessing he's 5ft7 and claims 5ft8-thats why he mentions it so much. 5ft8 is the go to claim for proper short people

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This isn't what he said at all you alt right info wars trumptard, idiot.

>HAHA HE STUPID CUZ HE NOT RIGHT WING

Pretty easy to put on a nice build when you're working with a 5`7 frame.

this

conor mcgregors real height is 5'8" (he lies and says it's 5'9" look it up he stands eye to eye with mayweather)

see pic related, joe rogan with shoes (obviously lifts) barely gets him eye to eye with a shoeless mcgregor

so we can defininetely say that rogan is 5'6" on a good day

its funny that that flustered you so much

Acts way too smug about what great shape he's in.
I've seen him without his shirt on, he's not even in that great of shape. Not even for his age.

daddy af

>The elite are all about transcendence...

Thank god. I'm a touch over 5'9 and I know it's borderline short, but rogan looks full blown manlet mode. I knew I wasn't that level.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY BODY BRO? YOU NOW HOW MUXH TIME AND DEDEICATION GOES INTO MY SHIT? KETTLE BELLS KALE SMOOTHIES AND ALPHA BRAIN ALL FUCKING DAY JAMIE PULL UP THAT GORILLA TEARING THAT TODDLER IN HALF AT THE ZOO RIGHT FUCKING NOW. YOU SEE THAT SGIT BRO? THATS ME TEARING YOU INTO FUCKING PIECES YOU STUPID FUCK! WEED CURES CANCER!

I'm 125 lbs, 5'7", size 7.5 shoe, blue eyes, golden-brown hair 27 inch wait...

>being short means you look bulkier easier so it's cheating
lanklets, every time

I'm 165 cm but I have a 26 cm dick so it's ok.

youtube.com/watch?v=W3N5Rnx37O0
remember when he amazed GSP with his kicks?

When did I ever say it cheating, retard? IT definitely is easier, though.

>manlets become so enraged by facts that they change a response to fit thier narrative

Kek

Are you seriously trying to dispute common sense? Go take a handful of sugar, spread it along a 10 cm line and then spread it along 25 cm line, which one looks "bulkier" to you?

do none of you actually understand that hes looking at the scale in the second pic?

>thinks one advantage to being short needs to be called out because its an advantage due to being short
>getting this defensive about bants
woah, kinda weird reaction there. im fine. you okay there?

>getting mad that manlets live an average of 10 years longer, have superior circulation, think
faster, and develop musculature more easily
>reddit spacing
Kek

I haven't seen a man this far in the closet since Roy Cohn

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>Jamie pull that shit up. I don't care how many steroids you do, you'll never have a body that looks like THAT.

>so anal disassembled that he had to respond twice in less then 10 minutes

I can just imagine a 4 foot tall manlet pacing back and forth after the 1st reply saying PLEASE RE]:POND!

>when they start unironically start talking about how each other asses look when they are doing their kicks

what about r kelly

>Lanklets base their pride in the opinion of thots
>Manlets are functionally better in almost every way

hmmm

how is it gay to piss on 14 year old girls

he's 5'8" you mong

>Dat Daddy body

Lmao

thinkin bout that BBC

Dummy. You don't fight ripped guys IRL if you can ass-fuck them online without raising a sweat.
All that gym work and martial arts training ain't much good if the dude calling you a midget cuck is on the other side of the planet behind 3 proxies.
Even then, buy a gun, shit gets physically threatening - Pop. Self defense. Guy was a trained kick-boxer. I feared for my life.
Muscles and kung fu don't stop bullets.

take off those shoes and this would be aesthetic as fuck

You don't need to be able to kick high to hit a man where it hurts, user.

>WTF IS HIS PROBLEM?
OOoo look at me. LOOK AT ME. I AM FUNNY. LAUGH AT MY JOKEEESSSs.

>Stands eye to eye with Mayweather

Floydlets are cute

Of course he has to kick high

I'm 6'2 215 lbs. Not really fit. But i box twice a week

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Jamie, pull me up.

Cute

Now here's a pic here they both are shoeless

and heres the video for more proof
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Retard.

Post your bod, no homo.

It's cute when they fight miniatures against each other. Awww!