What the fuck was his problem?

What the fuck was his problem?

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Angry manlet.

Nah, that was the real Dan's problem

Got outsmarted by a based Angry manlet
Couldn't let things go


Official Dan Jerk shirts when please I really want one

the world is actually out to get him so it's not really Dan's fault.

He was seperated from his one true pink love.

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Is anyone else depressed that this show's last episode aired 4 years ago?

Listened to too much Alex Jones

that Hulu will no longer have his episode up for free

Could Dan beat Donald Duck in a fight?

I am in the UK

It's hard here. This show never even aired anywhere.

I think it used to be on sale on zazzle, but I don't think it has been on that site for ages now.

Guess your only option is to cross the border or use a white marker on a black t-shirt

He got raped alot in cell block 9.

bad childhood, possibly a cavalcade of mental health problems

>There are people who have caught on yet
Cmon, he's smiling! That's an immediate flag.

I try not to think about it. Thanks for reminding me.

The eyes were enough for me

I've sometimes thought about RedBubble, but I've literally never used it and I'm not sure how much I trust it. Never heard of Zazzle, often thought of getting it custom made by one of those places that prints text on a shirt. Not sure it'd turn out right though which is my concern.

Dammit Hasbro. If there was any Dan merch this would be it surely. It's pretty subtle too

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I wish we had a good Dan thread going

What episodes would you want to see Sup Forums

Dan vs Sup Forums

Dan vs the Internet works too

Dan Vs. Elise
Dan Vs. Bees
Dan Vs. The Inevitability of Death
Dan Vs. Mimes
Dan Vs. The Easter Bunny
Dan Vs. Fortune Cookies
Dan Vs. Valentine's Day
Dan Vs. The Astronaut
Dan Vs. Dan Vs. Dan Vs. Dan Vs. Dan Vs. Dan
Dan Peacefully Accepts Opposite Day
Dan Vs. Your Mom (Yes, YOUR Mom Specifically)

and Maybe a Dan Vs. episode where all the things he got revenge on decide to get revenge on him, not sure what it'd be called

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Isn't it odd that despite the many cute girls in Dan Vs, the porn I find most for this show is either of Dan X The Imposter or Chris?

Man, I wish I lived in the reality where Dan Vs. took off and all the pony fuckers drew porn of the hot Dan Vs. babes instead

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Dan Vs. The Universe

I thought we were coming up with episode titles, that's the concept of the show!

Boner. You always surprise me.

but Elise is hot, this shouldn't be surprising

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Everyone else

>Opposite day

toppest of keks

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Seeing Fake Dan smiling like that is creepy for some reason.

I think that's intentional.

the Imposter episodes creep me out in one way or another.

Will Elise divorce Chris in a few years and get together with Dan instead? they seem to have a great chemistry

They can' t be together. They're cousins.

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I like that theory, but has that actually been CONFIRMED anywhere? but to be honest, I'd still ship them even if they were related

Dan VS Deleted Scenes
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Get it if you need some Dan fix.

>The sex tape
>The threeway
>Murderous Chris

Just that Dan VS Thanksgiving episode which is just heavy hinting.

I wish that deleted scene from The Animal Shelter stayed in, that's up there with the funniest scenes in this show

Most of his problems could be solved by not having a stupid friend with an obnoxious girlfriend and eating fiber.

Maybe we should ask real Dan on the Facebook page

>*Dan's disguise is so good it's fooling posters on Sup Forums

This reminds me of a doujin I just read from Sup Forums's delinquents thread.

Why are good Dan threads like this so rare?

Because it's an episodic comedy show that has been cancelled for 4 years?

but user, that's what fanfiction is for! Something this fandom really lacks

We need fanfiction to keep what little remains of the Dandom ALIVE

its fandom was mostly the bronies because it was an obscure show in an obscure channel, like most Starz shows. Hell even go to Sup Forums and they all reach page 11 before the bump limit's passed for any show outside of Netflix and HBO.

Makes me wonder how many people who like/liked the show weren't bronies... I was one of the many bronies that became a fan of this show because of those Dan Vs and MLP crossover animations, but now I love Dan Vs over MLP, I don't even consider myself a brony anymore

>Dan Vs. Deleted Scenes
>And one clip from the movie "Shrek"

I still watch the show but it's godawful to go to /mlp/ on non-episode days.

but yeah Dan VS FiM was one of the reasons people knew about the show, and the funny thing was there was the Dan VS FiM tumblr/youtube channel and people thought Dan was an OC of the channel owner. Hell even /mlp/ held a funeral when the facebook page got 404'd because a disgruntled brony reported it for making bants against the show.

at least it's not dolphin porn.

I started watching the show because of the porn/spoiler]

The gay porn

Given the furry community and horsecocks it's no surprise

I watch the show only every now and then, but I'm not particularly impressed with the latest episodes

The page actually got taken down at one point?? Christ.

>literal semon demon

How can other girls compete?

Yes actually. I think the page was revived because of FBDan's insistence and decided to ease up on the pony banter for a few months.

FB Dan also has a funny personality ranging from endlessly hating Hugh Jackman for not being a manlet to getting PTSD from Rebecca Black's Friday.

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When I saw the episode title of The Wedding, I hoped it would be a flashback to Chris and Elise's wedding. That would have been great.

Aside from that, I just wanted more side characters for the leads to play off. When all you have is a hippie and the in-laws, it gets dull.

>When I saw the episode title of The Wedding, I hoped it would be a flashback to Chris and Elise's wedding.
Fuck, now I want this. Thanks, user.

Dan Vs. The Forces of Inconvenience

Does anyone have megas of the episodes, I've been wanting to watch this

>unbrohoof

Hey, these are pretty nice!

Couldn't find any mega on Kametsu. Better look it up on TPB.

I wait desperately for Dan threads. It's my unending self-inflicted torment, and punishment for ever becoming a Dan Vs. fan.

Yes we do have Mega of it, silly.

mega.co.nz/#F!K4NACahS!L5Bskc_mArHS9psC3_zhWQ

>compressed garbage instead of raw iTunes web-dls

We're beggars, not choosers. Torrents were mostly lacking in seeders so take your poison or pay for it.

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so I just started watching this show 5 minutes ago
When does the "This is Snot from American Dad" feeling fade away?

John C McGinley

When you're familiar with Dan as a character, in my experience.

When you imagine Elise with Haylee's voice

Will take WebM requests from these

Probably won't get to them for a while so hopefully thread stays up

not very effective since no sound

We're on an imageboard user. There are some good moments even with the lack of sound and /wsg/ does exist

or just mixtape.moe for linking

what is this strange dancing creature?

I love him

youtube.com/watch?v=8C0DukozIYs
someone explain to me why this show is supposedly good, again?

> voiced by felica day
> being a semen demon

pick one

It's a technophobe Sup Forums incarnate.

he even became a banner at one point.

WHY?