Meanwhile at Sup Forums Animation Studios

Meanwhile at Sup Forums Animation Studios...

Alright which one of your faggots drew a dick in the background of the latest storyboard?

Alright guys,how can we ensure we dont pander to REDDIT

>Just 50 guys in the lounge fapping to their big chested OC

I SAID GOOD GRAPHICS!

Whoa, these papers have all sorts of drawings on 'em!

Have you guys seen this?

Sup Forums!
The korean slaves we ´´hired´´ escaped from their cages again!

>Tons of concept artists
>No one knows how to animate

Is there any serious possibility, however remote, of actually funding this? Can you imagine the impact?

Jesus Thats the third time this week...The Boss ain't gonna be happy to hear that!

hey guys, ive designed a bunch of new characters! ill add them to the mountain in the lobby.

lets add some feminist friendly characters guys

I think this studio would really benefit if we hired more diverse staff

I'm tryng to learn how to use opentoonz, this shit is weird as heck

>animates in flash

GUYS, ALL WE'VE BEEN DOING IS DRAWING WAIFUS AND THE DEADLINE IS TOMORROW

Fuck Off user I Like to see you buy the whole office a animation program that works

AND Computers that aren't toasters to actually run it

Now get back to work on drawing up designs for our Diverse Cartoon

OH SHIT
WHATS A FREE ANIMATION PROGRAM?

I'M THE SECOND COMING OF RICHARD FUCKING WILLIAMS AND IF ANY OF YOU DON'T REPLY SAYING SO I'LL BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT!

Just get the janitor's flipbook and follow that, it'll buy us some time!

Guys I know we agreed to cram all of our collective fetishes into the show but come on we have to at least attempt to hide it.

Bad News the Ghosts of all those Koreans we Worked to Death are Haunting the B-Wing. It's the one with the Snack Machine and all the Interns

What is wrong with obese hypno latex traps:the series?

>I'M THE SECOND COMING OF RICHARD FUCKING WILLIAMS
Well you are acting like a giant jizz stain, so you are least resemble the second coming of richard williams
zing. bang.

im still mad the three tfs per episode i stuck in the storyboards keep getting cut down to 2. my human rights are bing trampled.

Oh great, one of the interns got possessed and drew over someones drawing on the art wall

Shit, the snack machines!
Shit! the whores we write off as interns!

And they all make this face.

Guys, maybe we should be focusing on actually doing our jobs instead of drawing more porn

Ok, who the fuck let Boco get into the building?

Do I get to draw characters farting yet?

I'm, uh....the janitor?

WHO BEEN DRAWING DICKS?

Oh no! The snack table!

So did anyone here NOT go to CalArts?

FUCK OFF BOCO, THIS EPISODE DOESN'T CONCERN YOU.

We don't need no stinking janitor, get the fuck out.

Alright, which one of you dumb fucks gave them real utensils?

There's nothing wrong with The Adventure of the Cucked Trap

I killed the man who used to have my job and assumed his identity, so while I've never been to calarts, the new me has.

I thought we burned those guys alive at the stake.

For the next episode could we draw some hot lesbians fondling each other?

We did that three episodes ago

>"Okay guys, we need to come up with a new female character concept. Any ideas?"

>three anons scream this in Mako's voice at the same time

Shit guys we forgot to budget for VAs.
We can just get some people with no pop filters over vocaroo right?

PROMOTIONS

>Van does the concept art.

You fuckin morons those are the actual GOOD animators. I can't keep supervising these fuckin Koreans for 55-65 hours a week. I GOTTA LONELY LIFE TOO, YA KNOW!

Hey Guys contractor here, i don't think i can paint the wall with a tunnel, and you can use it as a entryway...

Nah. Too expensive still

We'll just buy some cheap $15 mikes and voice the characters ourselves
I got a book that should help

>How To Be a Professional Voice Actor in Less Than 20 Minutes

Try Harder

Can you guys give me a run down of episode one?

I can describe the whole show in one word: Nothing

Kids are pretty stupid. Let's just cut out all this story from the action cartoon and make it really accessible.

Well its something like this

>user and His other lackeys try to start up their animation studio. Upon realizing non of them can draw they go into a desperate panic and try to hire all their friends on Drawfag Lane to do the work for them

>Now they have a half a staff, the other half is spent trying to hire a writing staff that doesn't suck ass and they find out that surprisingly, it's REALLY HARD

I think he's Indian, actually.

i'm going to make this an allegory about gay incest but it's going to be subtle, i promise

Alright everyone listen Up!

Lauren Zuke has been trying to sneak in here for 3 Weeks Straight to Swap our story boards with some gay shit!

I doubt she will stop any time soon so keep your eyes peeled!

Of course sirs.
And I'd just like to add to that, that Lauren left her vibe in the break room and says she can't find it anymore.
If you picked it up, please return it to m-, Lauren, when you see her.

For fucks sake
I also can't guarantee that the security personnel won't deploy firearms again because "they don't need legs to animate", if one more korean bleeds out on the sidewalk and the FBI gets involved again, management will FUCK us.

I got a better idea, we take a beloved show from 10 years ago, and reboot it with wacky random humor. Kids will love it.

STOP DRAWING RULE 34 OF THE PROTAGONIST'S LITTLE SISTER AND GET BACK TO WORK

Ok guys... now we have a very serious problem. Some of you are drawing bulges in the crotch of many female characters. Whoever you are, you have to stop. It's for kids and also, super gay.

Come on user we already did that LAST MONTH

I Agree. Elder sisters are superior in every way. Do it of her, you faggot.

Your both bad, user should be drawing, The Protagonist Himself

What if we just hire story boarders from tumblr to save money?

I just came back from the sound departement, Who the fuck fired all our previous soundtechs and hired12 year old girls to replace them? For what fucking purpose

Tumblr doesn't know how to storyboard. they can make a pretty picture but don't know anything about it

They're just....Like...us.....

But they're dirt cheap... Just like us...

Come on user, everybody knows child labor is cheaper!

Alright I got one on our line.

Xir says Xey'll do it, only if we let Xir draw their non binary gender queer OC and have it be a prominent character in the show

WHOS BEEN DRAWING DICKS!?!?!

I got a good idea.

Lets swap out the Koreans with Chinese

They knows how to animate and they're in much more in abundance and should be easier to afford

Alright gentlemen, how do we put in lesbians without tumblr ruining it.

Give one of them a penis.

Make them male or girls (male).

>Her breasts aren't big enough in this sequence.
>Her ass isn't round enough here, either.
>Sir she's 16.
>Good point, she's wearing too much clothing too.

The network cancelled our show again
Which station now?

YouTube. But we'll have to retool the show for 3-year-olds with iPads.

Being on the writer's table is fucking, pain! It's the same fucking plot over and over, just waifu fighting over and fucking over!

Just put someone in a peppa pig mask and we're set.

Is... is that censorship I detect on that nekkid lil' girl? No, no, no, we're doing it the right way, the boy goes all the way, so does the girl. Cowards aren't welcome in my department!

I wish...

For the fiftieth time- CUT. OFF. THEIR. FEET.

I'm the ideas guy, cmon you shit pleb animator cucks who aren't worth a shit, make this idea of mine of a perfect cartoon show with feature-length episodes faster! Good animators do it in a week with no sweat!

Thus, Sup Forums Animation Studio becomes what it was always destined to be: a lean and mean scam operation. Oh, the good times we'll have together in court.

I told you they need more frequent starcraft breaks, but nobody listens to me till it's too late.

here's that walk cycle you requested boss!

But this looks like neither Worker nor Parasite!

Alright, next order of business.

How many people should we add to the Main Characters Harem?

all of the eggs

ugh, you knew what you were getting when you hired me. this is my creative vision, I'm taking this cartoon to new artistic heights!

You better pray to god your "Artistic Heights" Can sell to Kids around the age of 9-13.

they have violated the NAP

>"Here boss, here's my idea for the love interest."
>"user, what the fuck is this!?"
>"I-I'm sorry boss is her head too big, legs too long, or is it the hair?"
>"NO...! She's not THICCCC enough!!!"

Shush! We did it first.

Um guys, why are half of the characters for Sup Forums The Animated Series traps?

Well I wanted half of those traps to be futas, but nooo, everyone started complaining

but user, they were poor aspiring ancaps looking for work, and we gave it to them!

Did they know they were ancap? Broader question: did anyone even understand what those guys were saying?

It pleases fetishists AND Tumblr.