Why are weebs so confident that Goku could not only beat Superman but also do it with little effort?

Why are weebs so confident that Goku could not only beat Superman but also do it with little effort?

Do not they understand the absurd things Superman is capable of and the fact that he has survived far, far more than Goku would ever be able to put out?

Comes down to Superman's one weakness: magic.

Ki is a type of magic, this, Superman is not immune to the most basic of DBZ attacks. It'd still be a good fight, but Superman isn't as bullshit overpowered as Goku.

By the time Super ends I can guarantee Goku will be at the end of the spectrum when it comes to power. He's going to be on the tier of universe busters. Goku is already going toe to toe with immortals and eldritch beings. He's getting a new fucking transformation this arc.

That's a cool picture. Goku SSJ3 Goku is great.

Ki is a type of energy, not necessarily magic.

I don't think it would have much effect on Superman.

I like DBZ, but I have enough sense to know Goku could never beat Superman, mostly because Superman is kind of piorly written and made OP beyond all reason.

Superman's power level goes back and forth depending on the era and the writer.

Goku goes the benefit of neverending power creep.

>Ki is a type of magic

wrong

whats a "weeb"?

Superman has the power of being written by many different writers, each with their own incompatible takes on the character.

Goku can beat, loose to, drink under the table, be morally superior to, beat in a spelling bee, lose in a hair-band-hair competition, out-report, and under-scream Superman.

Ki is only called an energy for simplicity's sake.

What, you're going to argue that people, including mundane humans, shooting planet destroying beams of energy out of their hands isn't magic?

>SSB Goku couldn't even withstand the pressure of being at the center of the Earth
All the evidence you need.

Isn't Goku already a Universe buster, they made a whole deal about it in an episode until Goku learned to control the area of affect.

1. Fly to planet cryptonite
2. get cryptonite
3. fly back
4. blast it at lightspeed through supermans chest

Can we drop it now?

Not beat all of Superman but most of them. Goku is a FTL fighter with punches that have enough energy to destroy galaxies. The problem here is that you guys always put an amalgam of Superman against Goku. Are you guys too afraid to put just one type of Superman against Goku? And not the stupid type like pre-crisis and post-crisis shit. I mean the type based on the runs of the Superman comic.

Magic is pretty distinct from ki in the Dragon Ball universe, always does weird shit like how Baba can visit Other World on a whim and shit.

They've only really known the media versions of Superman whom are generally on the weaker side. DCAU Superman for one was a total wimp.

That's looking at it through DBZ's own lens.

Superman would see it as magic, which is what would be important in a battle against Goku.

a fucking bat can beat him

SS4 Goku, in his own words, says he can't even be burnt by the sun. What now?

Ha! user! You're so silly! Stop being so silly! Hahaha!

No, because Goku would never do that.

man ss4 goku can't even lift rubble. fuck gt.

Instant teleportation is magic. Buu's transformation beam is magic. Fusion is magic. Chi is just life energy channeled into concussive force. It behaves exactly as kinetic energy behaves because that's what it is.

What does temperature have to do with pressure?

It's kinda hard to compare the two since one's not canon. SSB is also made to look like a bitch in filler.
Given how Super treats Beerus, I honestly don't think SSB Vegito would have been able to beat Beerus, even if they didn't bring in a retarded retcon on him. In Xenoverse, one of SSJ4 Gogeta's lines is him talking about how he could take on Beerus.

> Superman will never kill Goku
> Goku's power level will increase each time he is beaten, but not killed
> Goku will eventually beat Superman

Yeah or he litterly just smashes a cryptonite through his chest.

PV=nRT

Goku could eventually beat Superman. Saiyans get stronger the closer to defeat they are. Superman is very powerful but not unstoppable. He and Goku can go toe to toe for some time but I believe eventually Goku will get the upper hand.

Ki-using martial artists have hurt superman before, so Goku would stomp him.

Question for everyone bringing up Goku's universe busting feet: In Dragon Ball Whatever, damn near anything can be blown up with ease. Moon? Roshi in the first tournament popped that. Planet? Saiyan Saga Vegeta pops one.

So why is busting a universe such a big deal there, especially since it's implied neither Goku nor Beerus would survive the incident? Seems to me that everything is just way the hell more fragile there.

It isn't purely kinetic energy, or it would effect the world around it much differently.

>No shockwaves from breaking faster than light speed.
>No explosions as it ignites the air around it into a fireball.

It's the expression of a user's soul. It's magic. Not a typical lazor beam.

It's so amusing witnessing children try and kill each other~

i want a story where superman and goku are good friends

The universe is a lot bigger than the moon and Earth.
With the amount of retcons done to make Beerus stronger, he very likely could have survived the blast. Toriyama is obsessed with keeping him exponentially stronger than Goku and Vegeta

It's not magic. It's ki, It's chi. It's spiritual energy, not magical energy.

true goku could just shoot superman with a cryptonite gun bang fight over

>Spiritual energy isn't magic.

Now you're just being argumentative.

But that isn't fair. Superman will lose if we do it like that.

Superman can lift infinity. He can't be topped. Try again, kiddo.

Just that? Being good pals? Not teaming up to fight some super villain(s)?

What's up with superman's invulnerablity anyway? What exactly are the limits of it? For the way everybody is talking it seems like it doesn't matter how many galaxies explode in his face he's going to be fine a minute later, but at the same time i seen him job before

Can someone explain this shit to me?

Kryptonite is a rare substance that isn't just laying around. Batman first received it from Superman himself. You'd have to spend millions to get a small piece, and there's no way Chi Chi would even let him near the money.

It's radioactive rubble from destroyed Krypton which is lightyears away and a place Goku would have no knowledge of so getting there to possibly find some ain't even possible.

it's not even Goku's style

I thought they were fighting, not weightlifting?

And destroying the planet isn't Superman style but he still did it.

Size shouldn't have much of anything to do with it though, they were at a point where just punching each other inside of the universe was destabilizing it, and that with bullshit like Vegeta being unable to lift, what, 1000 tons? It seems more likely that their universe is just gimped compared to damn near anything else in fiction.

He needed help lifting infinity tho

He's got a lot of friends along the galaxy to ask which sounds like something Goku would do. Besides Super Man can't even get laid how strong can he be.

Superman has kissed more girls than Goku tho. Goku never even kissed Chichi

What is there to Explain? There are a ton of Superman Writers everyone changing his power levels to what they want.

But that's actually what makes it fair.

The manga is trash and not canon.

What about when Goku got shit by a regular ass laser?

Retconned to him not being in Blue, at least.
RoF is about as canon as Superman getting his ass kicked by Batman.

In the Buu saga ki and magic are 2 different things so yeah, isn't magic.

Superman gets his shit pushed in by green pebbles so w/e

The whole basis for Goku's story and character is that he works to become stronger and stronger so he can beat more and more difficult opponents.

Superman is a completely different character who is less concerned about winning fights and more focused on protecting people. Fighting is just a means to an end for Superman.

Narratively Goku wins because it's not important for Superman to win.

yes

The Universe, user, is really, really big.
You think planets or stars are big? You can fit tons of those in the Universe.

>Do not they understand the absurd things Superman is capable
No, they don't. On top of that they usually go to the "Goku can blow up a planet" argument when it comes to demonstration of power and the fact he fights Gods now. Goku is getting a lot of power these days, but comics are such a mess that it isn't fair to compare unless you choose one to two different runs for comparison.

Seems Goku would get his shit pushed in by anything outside of his weak ass universe Sup Forumsutist.

because Dragon Ball Super really made Goku(and Vegeta) OP as fuck.

Goku still can't beat Silver Age, Superman Prime and Thought Robot Superman though. don't think he ever will get to that level of power.

how can Superman be friends with a guy who doomed 7 universes to destruction just so he can fight strong warriors?

Weird, how was Jon conceived?

Because the weebs got terminal cases of butt hurt when the youtube channel DeathBattle showed Superman fucking Goku's shit up his grundle not once but twice. Now they say and do anything to overcompensate for their favorite senpai getting dominated.

he's actually saved a universe, because zeno was just gonna destroy 8 universes. now they have a fighting chance

Superman and Goku wouldn't really get along too well. Goku would ask for Superman to fighr him, Superman would decline, and Goku would get bored. Now Gohan and Superman would hit it off quite well.

no he didnt all he wanted was a tournament he didn't know that little retard was going to destroy them

thats some retarded logic you have and if we are going of that then wonder woman will love him

Yeah that seems more likely with some incarnations of her.

Its not retarded if its true. Goku and Superman don't value the same shit.

what the fuck are you even getting at he likes to fight so do lots of people