Justice League of America #3 Storytime

It's JLA v Doctor Doom!

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Markovia better show up in this nonsense.

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Thanks for the storytime, Norrin

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>lobo already getting drunk
I can't hate this book.

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Morning Norrin

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Aren't some of those real countries?

Noworries. Caught a cold this week, but these storytimes make the sleeplessness worth it.

Anyone got preference whether I storytime Batman or Superman first?

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>slovekia

Cool, time for Batman vs. not!Dr. Doom part 3!

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I thought there was a new member that I don't recall being added, but it was just Lobo's fucking knee

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dc.wikia.com/wiki/Slovekia
It's from an old Lord Havok story.

Can Orlando just write a full-on Lobo book? This is the best his character voice has been in a long time.

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That sucks, hope you get better soon.

I would prefer Superman if you're feeling it

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Supes

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Is also an existing European country with one letter swapped out, looks kinda funny like that

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That fake leak today was weak, but that idea of JLABats being J'onn is so crazy it's perfect.

It's Captain Batmerica!

Soon!

Poland, Slovakia, Czech Republica, Austria, Hungary and Romania then.

"eyes up"..while showing all that cleavage?

im going to miss now that net neutrality is dead

Press F to pay respects to Jim.

So that confirms them from the same world as Thunderer since the other Marvel world Captain America has a different shield.

F

Can Orlando please get his own DeMatties

They also merged Ukraine and Belarus for some reason

There's a Batman and Superman book out this week?

SoonER!

Believe
Always
Believe

>I have brought every nation that touches Kravia under my power.

Looks like he missed that big one on the right.

pretty sure its an empty desert

That's Ukraine and Belarus, you provoke a much greater evil if you invade them.

whats the schedule of todays releases?

Secret Wars sucked!

>Cigar to the eye
I like Lobo

>provoke a much greater evil if you invade them.
russia is our ally

Cheers, luv! The Killvery's here!

You say that now but try to invade the Ukraine and we'll see

Makes sense

Putin won't care unless Dr Doom is an enemy. He just didn't want NATO on his border.

Which Earth is he from again?

Not according to the liberals.

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The one the Gentry show up in in Multiversity #1.

So he's Earth 7 Havok who stole Earth 8 Wundajin's axe?

Okay, I know all of Lord Havoc's crew are pastiches of Marvel villains, but this lady is eluding me. Who's she supposed to be?

Goblin

I don't recall him having an ax. But that is Earth 7's American Crusader's shield.

Fuck forgot image.

Oh, okay. I can see it now. Thanks!

Wundajin from Earth 8 had his ax stolen by his world's version of Havoc.

>MAKE LOBO GREAT AGAIN
>they did
based

But this Havok doesn't have it but has earth 7s shield. Where are you getting Earth 8 from all this?

The ax. Thunderer uses a stone one

Has the ax shown up in JLA in a previous issue? I asked where you saw the ax and you post an entirely different comic.

I went through and found it.
Weird. Wonder what's going on or if just a writer/artist mistake.

>batman throws a batarang at a foe, infinitely more powerful than he is
>foe is affected, stunned, and weakened
>mfw
every time

Sunspot vs Dr Strange?
Not that I'm bumping or anything.

Lord Havok is smart and knows how not to get Belaruse'd

>notes that this guy isn't hurting people or attacking or doing anything really hostile
>immediately attacks, keeps attacking even as he sort of suggests he's not a real foe

Oh Ray.

There is Slovakia and Slovenia. There is no such country as Slovekia.

I wasn't really feeling this book from the Rebirth or #1 issue but damn last issue and this one have been pretty good. tfw you kinda want Lord Havok to win

Art is fucking great as well.

Only thing I still don't like is Choi's Atom suit. Why does he need a air tight suit if he can shrink other people down just fine when they don't have one? Plus it just looks fucking stupid. It's taking the CW synergy thing too far.

so tinfoil time
Kravia = bizarre Slovakia
Gardevia = Poland? no country there has a female president, Poland is the only one with a female PM but she's ugly as sin
Pokolistan = Hungary, their president is the only one with a 'stache
Zandia = Czechia/Romania by elimination
Kaznia = Romania/Czechia (lol Romianians aren't Roms and Czech president is a mental drunk)
Slovekia = Austria, the room layout fits the Imperial Palace

what he said
Slovakia where a1 -> e is Slovekia
Slovenia where n -> k is Slovekia

Oh, my bad. What country Kravia is supposed to be anyway? Serbia? I got this vibes from Havok speech about "greater uniion"

look at post above, I tried deciphering it as it's my neighbourhood, judging by the map here, Kravia is Slovakia (since Havok started here)

Where's Markovia supposed to be?

Well, it looks right. But not so close to reality since Slovakia never had any ambtion, guts and power to spread it's infulence.

wiki says it's between Belgium, France and Luxembourg, I'd guess it's somewhere around the Ardennes? Or maybe Belgian Luxembourg

well they never had a von Doom either, ask Orlando and/or Cunningham why DC turned away from a made-up Europe map

Could have sworn that shield belongs to a female superhero. The name eludes me at the moment.

Liberty Belle?

Only liberty Belle I know of doesn't use a shield. It was someone else.

Was it someone that rolled with Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters?

Probably, I'm not sure. I could have sworn someone mentioned her in the storytime for the last issue but for the life of me I can't find it in the archive.

This book has been so much better than I first expected.

COMPANY WAR!!!!!!!!!!

>based mainman

You don't fuck with Ukraine.

Soooo... in Batman and Robin Eternal, when Batman went to Prague, where exactly did he go?

DC Earth canonically is like 20% larger than real world to make room for all the real places and fictional countries.

Yeah, but they used real countries in this and just renamed them.

No those were fake countries that just so happen to have the exact same shape and size as the real countries a bit to the west of them.