What item do you have that's Pawn Stars worthy, user?

...

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=GQkhj_XwxCw
youtube.com/watch?v=jVWo0W2NqrM
youtube.com/watch?v=-Af92d3rit8
youtube.com/watch?v=2own7V_iENU
youtube.com/watch?v=fBRL4YWZsI4
youtube.com/watch?v=bSCVteyKmWc
youtube.com/watch?v=8OTxs7WCQ0s
youtube.com/watch?v=Hvm1gHQDHm0
youtube.com/watch?v=DRafR4NSyNs
youtube.com/watch?v=i-CD76LUAWU
youtube.com/watch?v=A5_6tAySA-4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

I have a literal fragment of the true cross stained with Christ's blood, whenever I remove it from its golden reliquary,a chorus of angels descends from the sky singing the praise of God.

I'm looking to sell it.

...

ive got silverware from the titanic thats rumored to be worth upwards of half a million. wat do?

You see, there just isn't a market for this type of stuff like there used to be. Here I'll give you 2k, but only because it would be a good conversation started for when guests come over.

How would Rick handle this guy?
youtube.com/watch?v=GQkhj_XwxCw

A collection of battletoads

2k? I was really hoping to get 15

PAWN

NICE AND CHEAP

toads that do battle?

I have a pre-columbian mesoamerican stone statue that looks like a guy taking a poo but im too lazy to take a picture of it

i have the original crown of cleopatra. i want one million dollars for it. i'm here for da money. just da money.

Listen, here at my pawn shop, we have ethics. You ask for 15, but I'll actually give you 25. Now go, take your family out to a nice meal. And you're welcome.

>reality tv
youtube.com/watch?v=jVWo0W2NqrM

crossover when?

Yeah you can get the Rare Replay for $20 at a local retail store.

>Man starts rolling under rug
>No rug beneath
>Next shot
>Man rolling with rug
>Second rug beneath
Why do people feel the need to lie?

I have a football signed by 11 Detroit Lions players and their head coach back in 2012.

my life

a bottle of my very own fermented semen

What were you looking to get for it today?

Some old silver, confederate coins, random ancient coins. Probably nothing worth a fortune though.

is this scripted?

I didn't watch Hardcore Pawn on tv but I have been watching a ton of clips today and I have come to the conclusion that the majority of the customer incidents are either scripted or someone who just wants to make their self look like an idiot so they can be on TV.
youtube.com/watch?v=-Af92d3rit8

what kind of candy bar did he want?

I have a retro 80s mini-fan but I think its only worth like 40 dollars

I have a sallad by kovin kestner

Everything on "tru"tv is scripted, viral video compilations are the only real thing that they broadcast on that channel

I got a buddy that knows all about the Titanic. Mind if I bring him down?

>iceberg
>berg
everyfuckingtime

youtube.com/watch?v=2own7V_iENU

I've got an original print of Garfield signed by Davis and also noting that Jon canonically drank dog semen, I'd like to get $40,000 for it but I'd settle for $7,000

I actually legally own Kevin Costner, as a human being, I'd like to pawn him for about fifty bucks if that's cool.

>These events are canon

well we'll have to frame him and that ain't cheap

why davis, why

>Allowing yourself to be ripped off by selling an item to a pawn shop.
The only people who sell items to pawn shops are thieves and low-life degenerates that can't manage their money.

>MI HIJO PODRÍA HABER MUERTO

I have a 1969 Chevelle. Just a base model with a 3 speed and a 350 but in nice, rust free, running shape.

Rick would be taking all of the risk on it and the Count would need to put like 50k in restoring it, so I'd only get an offer of whatever change Chumlee has in his pocket.

is that your address?

1. It's not actually mine, I just saved the pic
2. No, that's the auction house

If it is then Detroit has a lot of niggers that are very good at acting obnoxious, loud, aggressive and violent.

i want to do that to the red carpet

/ourgirl/

Why would you lie on the internet?

>it's a Rebecca comes in to talk about books episode

anyone got that Goebbels quote

I do live in Detroit and a lot of people on the show do act like that. So instead of believing that the show is scripted, I think it's just idiots that come into the store to start drama because they want to be on TV.
youtube.com/watch?v=-Af92d3rit8

I have Drumpfs tax returns.

Meant to post this clip.
youtube.com/watch?v=fBRL4YWZsI4

The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>it's a every guy in the pawnshop gets a raging boner because a slightly-above-average-looking intelligent woman came to see them episode

>I do live in Detroit
my condolences user

based detroit

I contacted the show several years ago about selling them a hot tub I had (live about 30 miles from the pawn shop), never expected a reply. A week after I sold my hot tub I got an email back from a producer wanting to talk to me over the phone about appearing on the show. I guess they thought it would be good tv to send Chumlee and Big Hoss to test out a hot tub.

Looking back I should have bought some other hot tub and got on the show.

even as a brit bong I can tell that it's the fakest fucking show ever. They won' all be actors, but they will be paying randoms to act stupid t the very least. Even the 'normal' people seem scripted.

>slightly-above-average-looking intelligent woman

Nigga Rebecca is literally wife material. I bet she is redpill as hell and has a huge sex drive

...

She's a top shelf cutie.

Do you have to speed through red light like in south africa?

where can i find more of this qt

A signed copy

A good percentage of the Detroit population is illiterate.
youtube.com/watch?v=bSCVteyKmWc

youtube.com/watch?v=8OTxs7WCQ0s

American filmography
>Should we show the sign being discussed?
>Nah, let's just get shaky closeup shots of screaming and throw on a strong bass line

Okay, well after watching this clip I see that some of it is scripted and it's not all just dumb black Detroiters being who they are.
youtube.com/watch?v=Hvm1gHQDHm0

youtube.com/watch?v=DRafR4NSyNs

I stole the Mona Lisa, it is worth around $700 milion USD. What can I get for it?

A baseball signed by the entire 1988 Detroit tigers

would you get in with them if that's what you had to do to close the deal?

Blue Eyes White Dragon

Do you guys have clean water and a mayor yet?

Elliot Rodger's 2008 BMW 328i Coupé

i'm looking to sell so that i can buy my gf

this guy has the same shirt on every time

I have the thing-in-itself. Looking for at least 15 million.

>this guy was literally... a fucking retard
I thought she was going to say that, I need to stop posting here so much

I dont get it

Mint? Or cheeto stained?

i have a rare screenshot of the first Sup Forums post ever made

My friends and I hooked a bunch of garden hoses together and I dove down into the sea grave of the infamous Jap battleship Yamato and recovered the original Imperial Seal .

I'm asking for $400,000 USD, don't fuck with me Rick, I got my own jew expert to call in.

I have the lance of Longinus in my house. It only has a bit of blood on it. Probably from Jesus.
I want 50 bucks for it.

$20 in store credit and I'll throw in a copy of battletoads

can i use the 20$ credit in other pawn shops?

yes, there's a secret network of pawn shop owners and they all call each other on strange antique phones like a wes anderson movie

you had me at yes, here's the faggy lance

Coleman Young's illegitimate son tried to run for mayor and he failed. His entire campaign was basically "Detroit is a black city and only blacks should live here"
youtube.com/watch?v=DRafR4NSyNs

But the mayor we had for the past four years used to run the Detroit Medical Center and he has actually improved the downtown area by bringing in tons of business. He's also Detroit's first white mayor in 40 years.

Shit. Meant to post this clip.
youtube.com/watch?v=i-CD76LUAWU
The guy at the end of the video tried to run for mayor of Detroit in our past election this year and he lost.
youtube.com/watch?v=A5_6tAySA-4
Also in this video he hates that most of the students at Wayne State University aren't black students from Detroit. I think the problem isn't that uni is too expensive for them it's that the majority of the Detroit population are idiots. Number one piece of evidence is Hardcore Pawn.

>tfw pregnant milkies Rebecca is best

Can confirm this.
I have a lazy, stoner friend who sells his video games and music equipment at the pawn shop whenever he can't pay his bills. He usually ends up selling weed and the like to get money to buy his own things back, then repeats the whole process over again. The thought of saving his money is foreign to him.

>compares apartheid to low enrollment rates of black students at a university.

Let me call a specialist

That's piss you drooling mongoloid. You check for pregnancy with a piss sample. God.

that's a top 30 NFL franchise user, good shit

Do you think Rick ever got to hit that? She seems way out of his league but he makes good money and women are whores so I think it's possible.

My virginity

A sketch drawing of Sheldon Cooper getting his cock ran over by a motorcycle drawn by the Cyanide & Happiness guy

Only if Big Hoss was in there with me.

$50,000 cash, $25,000 in store credit PLUS the cricket bat that hit the game-winning run of the 1998 world series of cricket. That's the best I can do for yeah pal