Hari Konfabolu says he does not want Apu to be removed from the Simpsons and offers ways for the character to be fixed:

Hari Konfabolu says he does not want Apu to be removed from the Simpsons and offers ways for the character to be fixed:
>make him more interesting and not one-dimensional
>stop revolving him around indian stereotypes
>make him the CEO of Kwik-E-Marts and potential rival to Mr. Burns

>make him the CEO of Kwik-E-Marts and potential rival to Mr. Burns
This is a future episode even if he didn't cry about Apu. It'll probably feature Jeff Bezos.

and his 19 inch dick should show through his pants and his name should be changed to hari

How about end the fucking Simpsons?

These are blatant shill threads. No one gives a fuck about this butt bothered POO.

>stop revolving him around indian stereotypes
The only way this will ever happen is if injuns stop literally shitting in their streets.

But every character is a stereotype. Each and every one. In fact, they're stereotypes of themselves now it's so bad. But you only want the brown man to change, right? Cletus and Chief Wiggum can stay as they are.

look at this ugly fucker...,christ

Stop posting about yourself over and over Hari.

make him lighter skinned (upper caste)
make him taller than all of the characters (homer is 6'0 so make Apu 6'10)
make him RICHER than MR BURNS
Make his voice sound supper assertive and masculine with NO ACCENT
Make him rich and FAMOUS within the SIMPSONS universe
He is now a LAWYER/DOCTOR/CEO
APU can now FLY using BRAHMINMAGICKS (NO CARPET RACIST SHIT) and can kill people with 1 punch.

>convenient store CEO rival to Nuclear plant CEO

Indians are human garbage.

>It's another "shitskin leaves their shitty nation to live in and exploit white nations and then complains about white people" episode
Race war can't start soon enough.

>make him more interesting and not one-dimensional

So does he just not watch the show? Apu was pretty fleshed out.

Here's how to fix apu: cancel the simpsons

Fuck off. nobody actually enjoys zombie simpsons enough to care about this shit.

I haven't been around in a couple months. Has there been a thread about this every fifteen minutes for a couple weeks or are kids just bootyblasted today?

Indians are truly the closest thing we have to human-meme hybrids.

>Make heem velly good businessman, ohhhh yes. Velly velly good rival to Nuclear Plant... we in India have velly strong Nuclear Plants ohhh yesss indeed.

>Make heem not poo upon the street, we in India are velly modern we have many flushng "TOY-LETTS". Over three in each city. Oh yessss indeed, goodness gracious me. Make Apu poo within the loo to truly reflect modern India, oh yes.

How about we have an episode where the Kwik-E-Mart is haunted by a toilet witch and Apu has to banish it?

>make him a billionaire

lol this fucking projection

the dude works AT A FUCKING CONVIENIENCE STORE

How about an episode where Apu gets Facebook?

What you mother bitch.