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ok pick a Sup Forums related character and then tell me what you think their political philosophy is/ would be

ex: Anarco- Capitalism but supported Trump

butered toast

Votes pretty conservatively because she's secretly scared of minorities and wants to protect families most similar to her own, and then publicly protests the election of candidates she voted for.

conservative but didn't vote for trump

voted for himself

They're probably all being raised as liberals.
Okay.

Voted Trump to keep niggas from gettin' they welfare check.

Yzma is only interested in economic politics that weed out the "peasants" and favor her aspirations for political power. She leans more to being a conservative but would have voted for Hillary out of annoyance for Trump's antics, and eventually embraced being a democrat only to be on the winning side.

Kronk is naive and just wants everyone to get along and thus falls more for liberal discourse. Would have been a Bernout. He finds Hillary to be too mean and reminiscent of Yzma and Trump to be too "divisive". He is ordered to vote for Hillary by Yzma, but eventually he votes for Trump after going on Sup Forums a few times and getting easily swayed by the memes.

Neither of them understand anything about politics in the first place.

But they are Incas living on Peru before the conquista.

Nah, Squid's totally a liberal. He's a dirt poor artist with a dead-end fast food job who tried to unionize the Krusty Krab's workforce.

OP never said they have to be living in present day, only what their stance would be

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Stereotypical conservative.
Would have become a huge MAGAfag and convinced everyone in town to join in

Bernie voter is to the left.
Hillary voter is to the right.

Huey seems like a radical socialist and he'd probably think Sanders's policies wouldn't do enough. Regardless, he'd still vote for him

Liberal doesn't not necessarily mean communist. Liberals and SocDems believe that change of the system can come through reform. Communists believe the system must be destroyed and rebuilt from the ground up

I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT DE-POR-TATION

Riley would vote Trump for an absurdly petty reason, probably involving money.

Huey is basically pretending to be marxist and anti-establishment when this is actually black supremacy in disguise, his entire ideology is based on it.

Riley is another ghetto wannabe sheep who support Hillary because it's cool of talking shit about Trump.

Let's be entirely honest. Riley wouldn't vote.

Jack is a light conservative but would probably refuse to vote for anyone due to a disdain for political corruption, divisive attitudes and his confusion towards 21st century politics. Might have voted for Rand or Bernie.
Aku cares very little for FOOOOLISH human ideologies but would probably be pulling strings on both political parties. Hillary would have definitely been his plant. He would most likely be running himself.

Aku would browse Sup Forums

I can see him trying to build a Kek cult around himself and posting rekt webms for laughs.

Pearl's a left-authoritarian - wants a strong government to prevent exploitation, keep order and give everyone equal opportunities.

Having been a rebel against the caste system, she gets very excited about left-wing revolutions... at first. Hates Napoleon for betraying the revolution. Hates Stalin for betraying the revolution. Hates Castro for betraying the... you get the point.

Still thinks communism would have worked if she'd been in charge. Is now completely jaded and thinks Euro-style socialism is the best system humans can handle without fucking up. Voted Bernie (fraudulently) but with zero expectation that he'd win.

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Green Arrow would probably run for President himself as a Democrat. Basically Bernie Sanders expect much younger and way more hot-headed.

This is as perfect of a summary of Lisa as there can be.