Alright Sup Forums, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. I wager my Jet Bootsu against your Mantis Flipcoin...

Alright Sup Forums, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. I wager my Jet Bootsu against your Mantis Flipcoin. The game is "Yo Mama". Whoever gets burned worst looses.

>Yo mama so fat, she uses the Golden Tiger Claws to scratch her back!

>tfw you will never have the golden tiger claws.

>Yo mama so fat, they call her the "Two-Ton Too-thick".

Yo momma so ugly, it explains how you turned out the way you are

>To mama so ugly she makes the Reversing Mirror look like the Shadow of Fear.

yo momma so dumb she browses Sup Forums

>yo mama so ugly, she looked at the reversing mirror, and fixed it!

top kek

>Yo mama such a ho, they call her right hand the Golden Finger.

Yo momma never loved you.

>Yo mama so dumb, I used the Mind-Reader Conch and heard the ocean

It was fucking crazy how overpowered the golden tiger claws were compared to damn near everything else

>Yo mama's so stupid when she uses the Ring of Nine Dragons her doubles are braindead.

The simpler powers were often the most effective over the series.

>Yo mama so fat people can still see her when she uses the Shard of Lightning.

Shard of Lightning is better that Tiger Claws

>Yo mama so horny, they call her clit the Orb of Tornami.

True, true. You can't beat super speed.

>Yo momma so fat, even Tubimorra and Panda King are like dayum

Yo mama so fat she needs to use the Tarp of Shadows

Mophy Morpher, Shroud of Shadows, and Shard of Lightning would be on my list before Tiger Claws. DESU.

>Your mama so so fat they call her the Sphere of Yun.

>Yo momma so nasty, the Ants in Your Pants are redundant

yo mama so fat, she tried to eat her own pie

>Your mama so poor she used the Mantis Flip Coin for bus fair.

>Yo mama so dumb, Sibini could build a condo inside her head.

>Yo mama so fat, she needs the Monsoon Sandals to see her toes
>Yo mama so fat, she doesn't eat chinese food with chopsticks, she eats China with the Changing Chopsticks
>Yo mama so fat, people use the Lunar Locket to move her out of the way

Eye of Dashi was neat. You could pretty much use it as a source for unlimited energy.

>Yo mama so slow, she needs the Crystal Glasses to tell the present.

>Yo momma so old and ugly, even Wuya's like damn
>Yo momma so ugly, even the Serpent's Tail won't penetrate her

>Yo momma so ugly, she thinks the Monkey Staff is the Beuty Stick

>Yo mama so hairy, I thought she was holding the Monkey Staff

>Yo mama so ugly, not even the Moby Morpher could fix her face.

>Yo Momma so ugly, she made the Eye of Dashi close

>Yo mama so fat, she uses the Two-Ton Tunic as shapewear.

>Yo momma so old, Dashi owes her ten bucks

Yo mama so ugly, she makes Hannibal Bean look like Wuya.

Yo mam so dumb, she liked Xiaolin Chronicles

>Yo momma so weak, Chase Young used the Sun Chi Lantern on her, and Jack Spicer kicked his ass

>Yo mama so blind, she needs the Falcon Eye to read the drive-thru menu.