Not memeing, but is he actually gay...

Not memeing, but is he actually gay? I've been listening to Rogan since 2011 and I've been getting this increasingly nagging feeling that he is in fact a homosexual.

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I think so too, anytime jaime pulls up a pic of a guy he says whether they are handsome or not and how handsome they are and I think he tries to do it ironically but it comes off as genuine and thirsty instead. That coupled with the frequency at which he brings it up and his utterly plastic marriage with an imported purchased wife that he sees one hour a year makes me question his homosexuality even more

there was a lot of awkward gay stuff between joe and doug in the ep today. i think they got drunk and touched eachothers dicks.

Ventura: I've come out of the closet
Rogan: whu uh you uh uh you uh came out of the closet?
Ventura: I'm an atheist
Rogan: Oh

Yea but that's not gay

Nah, it's just a common fetish among gay men to fantasize about straight men being gay.

he's fucked some high tier pussies in LA

whew, that's a relief

lol after listening to the latest episode I was wondering the same thing

Watch the way he looks at Milo when he was on the show. He's definitely DTF.

Why does he look like a cat or dog that just smelled something appealing?

Exactly. Anytime any bit of news is brought up about a prominent person, he goes straight to talking about their physical appearance. He does this with men every time but almost never with women, it's bizarre.

There's the ironic gay comments that Brendan and dude-bros make, but Joe always seems to cross the line and you can see guests getting uncomfortable. Every time he mentions Harvey Weinstein, for example, his first thing he goes to is vivid descriptions of a naked fat sweaty ogre of a man.

I like Joe, but he seems like he's actually gay and hiding under the "nah man I'm just confident in my sexuality" defense.

today Doug Stanhope was on and Joe was going on and on about Jason Mamoa, meeting Jason Mamoa and a Jason Mamoa gang bang. Even had Jamie bring up a picture of Mamoa for Doug.

Doug countered with some baseball player he thinks is hotter than Mamoa

it was really faggy

i can confirm that jaime is his boyfriend but i can't reveal much else.

Also he is REALLY REALLY into watching young sweaty buff guys roll around in their underwear.

hehehehehe...jokes aside, its obvious Joe has at least sucked a couple of dicks, every other week.

he's just /fit/ gay

heard he's been seen at Singer house parties

Is Joe a Snyder loyalist?

Lisa: Joe, Joe?
>Joe: Allright, I can't take this anymore. You want to talk about it?
Lisa: Yes.
>Joe: You wanna discuss it?
Lisa: Yes.
>Joe: Allright.
Lisa: I know we saw each other at the movies the other night.
>Joe: This is just how rumors get started, and I don't want to be part of a big rumor.
Lisa: Well, me neither so I think we should talk about it.
>Joe: Okay, look, just because you see me at the movies with a friend who happens to be flamboyantly gay, doesn't mean I'm gay too. You just assumed that. But it isn't true.
Lisa: What?
>Joe: I'm not gay.
Lisa: Allright, but even if you were--
>Joe: I'm not.
Lisa: Okay. Did you see who I was with at the movies?
>Joe: Just some dork with a stupid hat.
Lisa: Did that dork look familiar to you?
>Joe: He looked like any other dork in the city, with a stupid hat.
Lisa: Okay thanks Joe.
>Joe: I'm not gay.
Lisa: Right.

I was thinking this recently, it's just something about the way he hammers the "I love pussy" line that feels like overcompensating.

apparently his wife doesnt fuck him anymore, he said in his stand up special, couldve just been a joke though

He was unusually dismissive and aggressive towards Milo, almost like he's in denial and suppressing something

He also mentions being subscribed to several pornstars and watches porn twice a day. There was also a moment in one of the episodes last month where a guest asked him if he ever watched gay porn and Joe seemed genuinely caught off guard.

I think in the second Milo episode he asked what Gavin McInnes mouth tasted like

Dude wants the manmeat

>what a guy does with his dick nags at you

Huh. Youre a fag

Are there pictures of his wife/kids? I feel like he talks about them roughly once a year and very briefly

he doesnt want personal family shit on the internet. too many weirdos. his wifes pretty hot.

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thicc

>spends most of his time rolling around on the floor hugging other guys
mebbe...

Rogan Watch had one vid that was a compilation of all the gay things Joe had said over the years. Fucking hilarious and of course Joe had it removed.

You tell me, user.

Not to mention his trademark "HOW DARE YOU!"
that's just such a gay thing to say.

he was molested as a kid and as a young adult, he pretty much is totally fucked up psychologically and right on the edge, another reason why homosexuals should probably be chemically castrated, their constant pedophilia and harassment of children which in turn creates more

Staring at the women would have him branded a pervert, which is basically a death sentence in media nowadays. When he stares at guys he just seems like a regular meathead.

That "I'm not gay" essay he wrote is the biggest flag of all

A friend pointed out that his whole stan up comedy when young revolved around buttfucking and man rape.

Most people who fawn over mma like that are actually genuinely homosexual. Why else he talks about the dumbest shit with those female comedians like Whitney Cummings.

I think he was telling the truth. Aa he said, it's rare to find a comedian whom had a normal, decent childhood and turned out successful.

I hope to marry someone someday that looks at me the way Joe looks at Jaime

He likes them taller than him, huh? Good taste Joe.

>his utterly plastic marriage with an imported purchased wife that he sees one hour a year makes me question his homosexuality even more
audible kek
but also now i feel kinda bad. I'm sure he's actually a great family guy

The gym isn't called gay church for nothing.

did this happen?

>Rogan, Joe. Asshole. Needs repeated beatings before he's fit to rejoin the human race. "Only known to sleep with men. Frequently the men are transvestites. Destroyed strictly platonic relationship with Kelly Preston by constantly badgering John Travolta to get him a movie part. When he stopped being invited to Preston and Travolta's home, he spread rumors (false) that Travolta had come on to him and that he'd turned Travolta down."

Quite some abusers usually do extra their best to be a decent parent, better than their abusive ones anyway.
And others fall right straight through the basket and repeat the cycle.

he said twice a week tho, which is respectable
> a guest asked him if hee ever watched gay porn and Joe seemed genuinely caught off guard.
I remember something kinda similar he went into details about how the cuck porn videos had the cuck sucking the black guys dick at the end. and then kinda realised what he had just said and kinda played it off as i watched it "for research purposes"

Talentless fucking hack. He is so uninteresting and is totally bland as a comedian.

I mean, I can't blame the guy if he is. Dick is tempting

he brings up black dick far more than its necessary

> I’m happy I’m straight, because I really, really like pussy

>Not memeing, but is he actually gay?

He says something about big juicy cocks like everyother podcast, but all meatheads are kinda gay so it doesn't surprise me

He perpetuates this whole noble stand up profession thing when every other notable stand up comedian also fucking writes.

He sells out shows somehow so he must be a bit funny

>5'8"

Not gay, he only likes traps

He's talks about shit too much to be gay

youtube.com/watch?v=4Hx_oQwrOzs

>tfw 5'8

Is that her son or something?

pretty sure he's not gay. However, like others here i'm really curious about his wife. As other's here mentioned he pretty much never talks about her, not even when it's the topic of discussion (which he usually always picks up on no matter what the subjec is), like if one of his comics are going on and on about their wife and married life you would think he had some stories as well.

Yet he often talks about his kids so it's not a "muh privacy" thing, he'll mention kinda personal things aswell, allergies, what subjects their good at in school, traumas etc.

i've never seen them at a red carpet event together, interview or anything. Maybe she's media shy , but that still dosn't explain how 'distant' they seem. Also he frequently goes on this long ass hunting trips, travels the world for work. tours,,usually shit that guys have to ask ""permission"" for by their wives for (inb4 "he's alpha broo"")

Annnd then lasty it's those instagram stories, he always seems to be cooking for one, weather it's breakfast, dinner etc. And goes on this crazy diets all the tme.

probably a hard guy to be around all the time though since he's so intense.

they're relationship seems pretty platonic too me, but maybe that's what works for em, whatever floats your boat.

Holy shit

That's gayer than gay

>tfw 5'6"

are you implying a gay man would create a false persona to appeal to a massive audience? for money? come on that's just silly.

Anyone got Eddie Bravo reaction pics?

lol what?

Nah he's almost certainly closer to 5'6"

he brings up his daughters on like every other episode.

Ye I see what you mean.
Even with all those muscles he doesn't have a hetero aura

kek

Is there any proof he even has a family?

Dave and Lisa are fucking in the office?!?!?!

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WEED MAKES YOU GAY

Who hasn't

does it matter ?

That's factually wrong, unless he started doing that in the past 6 months because I've missed that period. But before that I listened to nearly every episode for years and he barely even mentioned his family to the point of it being weird, since he's so open about other shit. From several years of listening I knew that he had 2 (maybe) daughters and a wife, and that's it

Is it even phsyically feasable for him to have a family?he never posts his family, it doesnt add up. All real fathers want to show pictures of there kids, no matter what, because they are there pride and joy, even for the smallest of things. He doesnt have kids. There are no behaviours of a father. He is a gay, trying to appeal to heteros. Thats like a gays goal, to attract straight men.

I can confirm that Jamie isn't a biological male. Never has been

I dont think hes gay but if you gave him an opportunity to suck a cock on the dl, he would take it

I dont know if hes gay, but can we all agree hes a faggot?

Not even close.
He's got midget proportions. He must have had some hormonal disorder as a kid.

He stole that from 1990s Loveline

Ostensibly its because he wants to protect their privacy, but c'mon, he's Joe Rogan not Johnny Depp - I'm sure paparazzi aren't obsessively stalking "that guy with the popular podcast's" kids

That's one way to describe being italian I guess

*laugh track*...... *applause*

Everyone from Boston is gay

Privacy doesnt trump pride, not for real fathers.a father will post his kids first everything, will share the little things they did on social media, etc. He has none of that. The proof is simply not there for your arguement. No proof of having kids = not having kids, thats the straightest, a to b answer, simple logic. He says more things that are progay than straight. Its simple logic.

>tfw no one even posts the rogan pasta anymore

>Everyone from Boston is gay

Say that to my fuckin' face ricegobbler not online and then see what happens you fuckin' vietnam fuckin' shit

I'm not disagreeing with you user, I was just posting Rogan's stated reason for why he never really seems to bring them up on social media - I mean he can't even use the MUH MANLY ALPHA BRAH BRO persona excuse, because even those guys will post shit with their kids

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If he puts up a photo of his kids on his podcast in less than 5 minutes there will be photoshops of his daughters in porn, both child and legal, and if they have any presence online it will be found

This pic sums up Jiu Jitsu
I think he is pretty confident about his sexuality
not gay but has prob sucked a few chubbies
that eddie bravo has def had joes cock in his mouth.

Norm is king of the big juicy cock line
and I don't think hes gay
I think he is asexual

>faggot car
its confirmed

This
He is right to give them no publicity at all
ever, not even once.
Celebrity kids that get publicity turn into fucksticks

Would.