AVGN GOAT

Name a better YouTube channel overall, or a better television channel for that matter.

You can't.

In terms of innovation, historical importance, overall entertainment value, overall production value, comfyness, humor, diversity of content, AVGN (Cinemassacre) is unparalleled.

Overall I would give the channel a rating of 6.25. I can't think of another channel of any sort that I'd give more than a metascore of 5.0.

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RLM is way better

and i've watched AVGN for years now...

I agree with the OP. Except for the score thing, not sure what that means.

Mike is annoying but James is maximum comfy.

You Suck at Cooking, easily.

Haven't watched since Bootsy left.

I like the guy but I'm not too sure how long his Youtube legacy will last.

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kek

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Easily JonTron. He's very wholesome, production value is outstanding and his jokes are often very exploitable. And of course he also hates niggers, what a guy!

The Completionist and Super Beard Brothers. Also The Game Chasers (at least their older stuff, havent checked in on them in a while so dont know what their current shit is like).

>it's a Mike makes excuses for dying in a video game episode

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Doug probably wrote that for him.

and he read it like the little cuck that he is

mike big cock james cuckerino

>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuc.khold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top

>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than jmes
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>lets james suck his gigantic beautiful cock off
>nothing but good things ahead
>phd in applied mathematics soon
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)

rlm is funnier but cinemassacre is more knowledgable.

I thought his hair was growing back?

>there's serious input lag on this controller
>playing on original hardware

>with a framemeister

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Oh God. I never actually watched this video and had to click out after hello boys and girls. What the fuck is wrong with his voice

Just better styled to hide it.

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It would be maximum comfy if it was just James and Bootsy Mondays. Mike "I'm always bragging about beating hard games" Matei needs to drown himself in bleach and be buried in a swamp

>I just didn't know that you could do that. The game didn't tell me you could do that. Now that I know, I'll be able to get past this part, but I just didn't know, so.

James has never deconstructed something like RLM did with Plinkett or the Jack and Jill review

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hi boys and girls
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He laughs at stupid people and hosts a chaotic unboxing show.

No argument here. Even though its glory days are long gone, it's basically a friend simulator to me at this point (even though I have IRL friends). Plus they completely refuse to get involved with any of the culture war bullshit that dominates the internet these days, which is a breath of fresh air.

Bootsy was fired because Mike saw how much attention he was getting for being the best gamer of the bunch. Elvis8Atari couldn’t emotionally take it, and now the channel’s taken a huge nose dive without Boots. Fuck Mike, that little bitch