ITT: Characters you want to be

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I wonder what he did with Oola in his spare time

DO HUTTS HAVE COCKS?

Probably. Legends/EU Hutts are hermaphrodites but Canon Hutts have sexes. So Jabba canonically is a male with a hutt peepee that he uses to slime-fuck twi'lek girls

How did an essentially immobile space slug become a crime lord? What qualities does he possess that would make him good at that kind of work? He doesn't seem so exceptionally gifted that it would make up for his obvious flaws.

Or is the answer that Star Wars is a children's movie and was never meant to stand up to heavy criticism

Talked about plot holes in the prequels

Hutts live for thousands of years as not fat asses who do actually work and scheme. They only become fat like Jabba when they've finished what they set out to do.

Hutts can get swole as fuck if they want.

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is this snail porn?

Yeah. Fun snail fact: Because snails are hermaphrodites, they need to determine who gets to be the girl and who gets to be the boy. THey do this by firing a "love dart" at the other snail. This dart is actually a calcified pin that is coated in hormones. The snail that fires the pin gets to be the guy, while the snail that gets hit becomes the girl.

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snails are fucking gay

I wish i could fire my love dart like that

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same
need more slave girl gifs

They cum with their tail