BREAKING NEWS: It seems the first thing Luke says to Rey in Episode VIII is "Who are you?"

BREAKING NEWS: It seems the first thing Luke says to Rey in Episode VIII is "Who are you?"

Whooah... What do you think is the hidden meaning behind this? Thank you Radio Times for getting this amazing piece of news to us Star Wars buffs.

Who are you?

>Who are you?

CSI: Endor confirmed

"Fuck Marry Kill"

>Im getting too old for this jedi shit

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

Who gives a fuck what the first 3 words of the movie are?

>He told me enough, he said my daughter was dead
>No Luke, I am your daughter

WHO IS YOUR DENTIST AND WHAT DID HE DO WRONG?

who talk first?

>"You're a big girl"

Fuck off, cunt

>Your tax policy?

it doeshnt matter who we are what mattersh ish our plahn

Me

oh, sorry man i didn't know

"Quite pungent dear"

Kek

>Who are you?
>Who re you
>Who re u
>Who re
>Whore

Is he unilaterally /ourguy/?

>CSI Endor

My sides

Meesa Jarjar Binks

>i'm going to ironically help disney promote Marvel and Star Wars media by creating mock threads! that'll show them xD

>Not "Black lives matter"
Racist movie

It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is the force.

You might have brain damage

>the first three words
>my wife’s son

ITT: little crybaby nerds who will be watching this movie multiple times over even when it'll be bad

3 words: the dullest franchise

"No!"

>first three words
"A glib facsimile"

what's not to get? you get people like OP who will go out of their way to shit on star wars and marvel just so they can get the satisfaction of mocking someone. which helps out disney because even though they're making fun of it they're still actively discussing and keeping these movies relevant.
they're shills and they're not even getting paid

Why is everyone suddenly bringing this up again? It's been all over my Twatter feed today too. The tweet is from fucking March.

The proud lord said

grime scene saviour

"I'm your father"

Luke looks calmly at Rey, grabs a sheet of paper and his lightsaber pen.

>Who..are you

The camera shifts to Rey and the audience spends 15 minutes picking her makeup and type of nose and mouth and maybe even her chin.

No, that's not true, that's impossible

Make me a sandwich, bitch.

>Sith Luke revealed

>so who's gonna tell me who are you first; you tell me, I ask you?

"Pls show benis"

>and who are you the proud lord said

AND WHO....ARE YOU

...

WE WUZ KANGS.

Actually the first thing he says will be

>pls show bob and vagene

t I work at Disney

And she'll reply with:

>'Well, who are you?"

FUCKING HIRE ME DISNEY

da ting goes

>who are you?
It's exactly what Yoda says to Luke on Dagobah, but don't be afraid it's not like ESB. This time Luke is a loser who can't train Rey because she's stronker than stronk

"Fuck white people" or alternatively "Fuck Donald Trump"

That Fire in the Booth never fails to make me laugh

no girls allowed

bastards Disney, Kennedy, Johnson, Abrams.

rot all

quack quack quack

Underrated

Star Lord man a legendary outlaw

BLACKED is kino.

>Lucas was right

>Who are you?
>My name is Rey Starkiller, strongest Jedi in existence.

>Who talks first?
>I talk first?
>You talk first?

>"suck my penusvenus"

>So what? ur sayin we some kinda LAST JEDI
bravo Johnson

>I WOKE UP IN A SOHO DOORWAY POLICEMAN KNEW MY NAME!

>"The Last Jedi"

screencap this

>It's your turn

Thank God for journalism.

Kek

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>its current year

I'm willing to put money down that Collider is making a 45 minute round table discussion about this as I type.

RLM will have a """"""""""""""parody"""""""""""""" up by tomorrow too.

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Jews did 9/11

show bob pls

you're big guy!

>yaa gomen, gomen

Dude it's STAR WARS!!!!!

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>he find out it's his daughter after fucking her

tfw no gf

he killed millions...

underrated

Jews only make up 2% of the american population and yet compose of most legislative, leadership and overall elitist positions, that's a stunning +2,500% over-representation, why is that, my young padawan?

>no... this can't be... Luke joined the Alt-Order!