What was the truth he told them?

What was the truth he told them?

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"Futa is gay"

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.

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Bu that includes Pekar so you're opinion is doo-doo

"Aonuma ruins Zelda"

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obligatory

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Jesus would never say that

Super meta.

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spat on my monitor

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Not bad.

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If I took you off the cross, would you die?

I wish this was true.

really makes you think

It would be extremely salvational

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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I miss chick tract threads. It's a shame some of this site actually agrees with them, now.

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Buddy, I'm jewish and if the service is decent then I always tip 20%.
Food service sucks, and it's the least you can do.

weak thread

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this is why I follow you jesus

cuestionabe

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But Sci fi and fantasy exist.

jeez

Kek

Yeah well if you don't reply to this post, YOUR mother will die in her sleep tonight. So there.

>Aku 4:16

Noice

SHUT UP

Fuck

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nice

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Jesus can not lie.

"I never died. I tucked my arm and leg into my belly. Curled up into a ball. And I just rolled away."

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damn

>Thruth
I didn't know daffy wrote christfag propaganda

You know Jesus never lies.

Not even jesus can take down stan.

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Balls are okay as long as there is a pussy too.

FPBP

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Fucking jesus

Best one so far

Well he's speaking to the guy in the crowd and not us, so there's nothing to worry about.

I'm a big sinner...

Eh, sometimes admittedly, but not usually.

For YHWH!

Yeah, well you're gonna get nailed to some boards and bleed to death in horrible agony.

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Had to

Change this to NWOwolfpack and various other antismarks and it's be funnier

kek

>Balls
>AND a pussy
fag in denial

it's okay.

It's not gay as long as the balls don't touch.

Nice.

I genuinely cannot tell if this is meant to be ironic. I should probably stop coming here.

My baseline for tips is 30%.

I worked in food once. Never again.

>tipping at all
I'll never understand burgers

wtf i hate jesus now

Nice

Aren't they all on his site? Would be better if this used the digital version

Traps are gay.

Posting the OG version

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That's what I wanted out of this thread