THE CHINK SPEAKS
ching chong where is the space fried rice at
>I DON'T WAN TRABLE
I'd buy her some fried rice, chubby asian girls is a top tier fetish.
Why aren't racist shit like this and race b8 threads banned on site?
>0:25
PORG PARTY IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
good man
WHY DID THEY CAST THIS UGLY FUCKING MONG
JESUS
She sounds like that fat stand up comedian who was in ghostbusters.
the mods are racist too, just petition your local congressman/woman to get the site banned from america like the rest of us
I wanted Chewie to punch one.
>it's a fucking quip
has star wars become capeshit-tier?
they could have cast this girl but then azn would be mad a black man got her
Finn is gay for Poe and vice versa, if you don't realize their budding romance in TFA you're a goof.
...
then what would be the point of an azn character, it is not for asia/china because they do not like ugly azn females
maybe the azn girl in the star wars is just a minority quota they needed to fill
who knows with these fucking liberals
thats a big gun
...
for Yu
>THAT'S A BIG GUN
DISNEY WON
Maybe her race just doesn't matter? Why is Lando black? Why is Yoda a green midget? Why is Kit Fisto a weird dreadlock fish man? Not every casting choice is some political statement man, especially not in a series about space wizards a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
>be fat neckbeard neet
>more and more unconventional or average looking actors appear in your favorite franchises
>no more vapid pretty boys and girls who can't act and only work as walking advertisements
>this makes me angry
I'll never understand the need to worship beautiful people, on fucking Star Wars movies of all things.
to everyone ITT
she's a scrappy lower class mechanic working in maintenance
if she was a generic plastic kpop star you could masturbate to you'd be complaining that the casting wasn't believable
>DARKNESS RICES
*goes on Sup Forums once*
Nah, liberal Hollywood has made it clear that minority casting is very politically driven.
For Zhu.
did she say daddy wtf
low quality shitpost
Dude, one of the porgs is wearing sunglasses.
this looks terrible
For Wu.
>Daddy's big gun
>if she was a generic plastic kpop star you could masturbate to you'd be complaining that the casting wasn't believable
is this your first day on Sup Forums redditor?
>tfw you will never see Chewbacca using porgs as living flesh lights and impaling them with his dick
>tfw will never see them explode into a flurry of feathers each time he comes
>Being so triggered that you can't stop posting about her
Your life must be really sad.
Was Luke considered a hotty for the time? I mean Mark Hamil isn't a CHUD or anything but I would say he's pretty average looking.
>chinks hate niggers, have to hide him in posters
>i know, we'll cast an asian!
>cast a vietnamese, which the chinks consider the niggers of asia
That is a big guy
For you!
lay off the projection there kiddo
This deserves it's own topic.
>THAT'S A BIG GUN
Who the big guy she is referring to?
>thats a big gun
Ugh...
>That's a big gun.
>dude i'm such a normie i browse Sup Forums xD
She's fucking disgusting and that black guy is an eye sore too. When I go to the movies I don't wanna see ugly people on my screen, I'm sorry. Maybe I'm just old fashioned.
Lando is black because they needed a cool black guy
Mark was beautiful in the first film u fuckin heterosexual
Why are you obsessed with race?
FOR CHEWie
He looks like a typical farm boy, which is the point.
my god I didn't know c3po was such a faggot...
Why exactly does this feel so hollow Sup Forums? Why are all the characters in this so bland and unlikeable?
Is there something wrong with the movie or is there something wrong with me?
I'm not like a faggot or anything, but he was hot as fuck.
>frogposter
100% you
why can't I watch it?
>Why are some characters in films not super models
If you want films with nothing but attractive females watch some porn
because this movie was probably written by an algorithm
On the contrary you're perfectly normal, user, what you feel there is just a complete lack of any soul and integrity, the complete void of the manufactured product.
it's not just you...these people are seriously distracting
they're trying to prove something, and they think it doesn't matter since it's star wars.
I want young actors with some aesthetics
BIG
GUN
FOR
YOU
how the fuck am i, as a hypothetical fat neckbeard, going to relate to an asian woman? just because were both fat? and which of the new Star Wars cast could you possibly call a good actor?
Leia wasn't a looker, either.
Probably because she's an ugly chink
>They shouldn't cast people based on race! it should be based on talent!
>Hurrr they should only cast attractive people regardless of skill
Sup Forums in a nutshell
George wanted a cool black guy character.
Have you seen the behind the scenes footage of her hopping around in the slave outfit?
i cannot fucking wait for this movie to absolutely BOMB in asia
What's Chewbacca then?
Show me ONE irl farmboy who looks half as good as this...I’ll wait
Same here. They are all ugly except that pilot (who is in ex machina and looked better with a beard).
>BB-8 PUNCH IT
Nostalgiaaaaaaa
when has anyone ever said the second point? that's just bullshit you made up to defend these flicks you've been paid to market.
>how the fuck am i, as a hypothetical fat neckbeard, going to relate to an asian woman?
You're right, nerds don't watch anime or fetishize Asian women.
THEY'RE LITERALLY DOING THE EATING THE FALCON ANTICS
>using Lando as an example for race not mattering
fucking kek
fo Cho
No amount of shoddy fabric can hide the butterface and extremely average body.
>extremely average body
So you haven't then.
More like if you must force diversity at least hire someone attractive who can act.
B-but they have one chinee bich!!!
where do you think we are? that's exactly what Sup Forums would want
The state of Star Wars today...
I´m so excited, everything's so wonderful.
so how many million views does the trailer has? more than justice league?
>ESB: flying monsters eat the falcon on the outside
>LAST JEDI: porgs eat the falcon from the inside
POTTERY
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see
wait, i thought i was supposed to be relating with her, and that's why she's ugly. but now im supposed to be fetishizing her? but surely wouldn't it be easier for me to fetishize her if she wasn't fucking ugly?
what's your point retard because you keep fucking changing it to fit your narrative.
That's what the chinks said to the Japanese army right before ganking
those aliens, it can't fucking be real
Star Wars manchildren will still line up in droves to see it. The only difference is normies will be sitting next to them texting midway through the film.
Who is Yu?
>THE CHINK SPEAKS
That's cool. Can she shut the fuck up now. She has an annoying fucking voice.
That looks all so wrong and fake.
I thought he said BBC..heh
in the bottom was can see a second azn character