giv bebe groot
Wait, so what did he use?
I want to fuck the raccoon in his little furry ass.
Welcome to the Guardians of the Galaxy?
h*lla f*ckin epic
863.6 million USD
Stay mad DCuck
more brown people money means better
Why are capeshitlets so retarded?
mantis a cute
pecunia non olet
Pom is a cute girl
I thinking shes cuter in character what does that say about me?
You want to fuck an alien. Totally reasonable imo
good taste user
overused avengers pan
So is Nebula part of the GotG now or nah
I'd fuck all of them desu.
i remember people laughing at this at the local cinemaplex, and i got really sad.
that bit in the first movie when he adjusts his crotch i had to cross my legs cuz i was getting a boner
so i guess we're all even now
O wow she’s so cute
Good thing she's coming back for Infinity War.
geez louise user
You are posting here and that says far more about you than this one attraction.
the filming of this shot was them surrounded by green screens looking confused
thats a better pic then the other one
I promise you... it's unlike any other place you've ever seen. And there... I can explain your very... special heritage. Finally get to be... the father I've always wanted to be... Excuse me. I've gotta take a whiz.
Why do people praise this shit again?
This girl is adorable.
Is she half Asian? Is that what does it?
Korean mom French-Russian father apparently.
That nigger is ridiculously overpowered, good thing they killed him off.
duhhhhh all de actors awe in one spot and ders pwetty colours iss keeeno
They're all overpowered against random losers.
It's a prototype fin that is implied to be more advanced than the old one.
Only against meatbags.
I am Groot
I don't think you call them that when they aren't stacked
Imagine how much everyone would laugh at you if you started frothing at the mouth about a scene in a forgettable popcorn movie that premiered 6 months ago IRL instead of online.
Based mixed white ancestry continuing to produce the most amazing humans
this is what gets 92% on shilltomatoes
Then why does he need to whistle? What exactly does it do if not act as a brain-computer interface + wireless transmitter?
If the whistling controls it why does he need that shit at all?
rotten tomatoes is owned by warner brothers
and kill yourself, you slobbering retard
Wow what a stunning argument
damn, this webm doesn't work on edge :(
seedin' because he's a plant
What seems to be the issue? Not every movie has to held up to the same standards because they serve different purposes. GotG2 is a perfectly fine and acceptable capeshit movie but nothing beyond that. It fulfills its purpose well.
Surely you wouldn't expect Saving Private Ryan from Frozen, right?
Look at that waifu hngg
I would except incest from Frozen but I didn't get that either
But the mouse knows what everyone wants so they subtly imply it in every way possible.
wtf she has a russian surname
HURR ITS JUS LIKE MY CAT MEMES
Her dad is half ruskie half french and her mom is asian so that makes her like 65% asian.
No it makes her half asian.
1/4 + 1/4 + 1/2 = 1
Welcome *burp* to the freakin *brap* guardians of the galaxy
I'm just very surprised
Why is that wrestler on crutches?
cut literally a second before the context
i know we are talking about it cause its on Netflix now BUT i liked this movie. not as good as the first though. i watched iron man the other day and forgot how good it was. feels so different than the other marvel movies.
I'm a straight guy, but I've fucked two guys before just to see what it was like. And by "fucked", I mean "been fucked by". Took these guys in the ass (for the record, I've only been buttfucked twice, and both times it was anonymous craigslist hookups, just to sate my own curiosity.)
Anyways, it feels pretty good. It hurts at first, of course, but once he's loosened you up a bit you can just sort of relax and enjoy taking the dick. Feels best when you're on your back getting pounded missionary. I'm not a faggot or anything, but it hit my prostate just perfect and made me squeal and wrap my legs around the guys who were doing the fucking. Came pretty close to a prostate orgasm, too.
fucks two(2) guys for experimentation
She had a brother who committed suicide
using words you don't understand
Her uncle died on her 18th birthday and her brother committed suicide on her 25th birthday.
I want to fill her womb with my inferior, imperfect seed
Dude you are full on homo if you're getting ass-pounded and enjoying it.
I dabble in homosex myself but I only suck dick or get mine sucked. No ass shit, because that's serious homo.
Am I the only one that finds this shit incredibly boring?
Wrong! It's only gay if the balls touch idiot.
Sounds like she's one of those that demand to be pampered on their birthday
To be fair when I had gay sex last I engaged in some frottage and I think our balls touched.
Guess I'm gayer than the dude taking cock into his colon.
He's gonna get you
She could make a pretty good Android 18
I enjoy being fucked but can I still have a gf
when slavs mix with asians
Literally the perfect pairing for genetic superior offspring
Yes. You can put your penis in the gf and your friend can put his penis in your anus
These should be spelled differently and I don't like this.
Because that looks like a totally reasonable scene for practical effects.
It was a very subtle backdoor teaser for Thor Ragnarok.
I’m a straight guy
reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
For FUCK sake user after researching that pic I don't want to sit down.
ha ha.. yeah! that men he say fuk!
I'm a straight guy
I think your odds of winning the lotto are better than the odds of this happening.
Shouldn't it run out of gas or get really dull after the 60th body it pierces?
Hovering your mouse over this post will give you immunity to this post. Nothing can counteract the immunity gained from mousing over this post.
Totally overpowered until his one arrow got broken.
So in other words nothing happens.
That's the point, I'm trying to trick people into killing their mothers.
Hovering over this post means you will never EVER have to reply to posts that tell you to reply to posts or suffer any consequence. Replying to these posts and this one will instead give you good fortune and restful sleeps for the rest of your life.
It was as if a 13 year old mormon kid who thinks he's edgy because he's secretly on reddit without his parents knowing got millions of dollars to make a movie. It was fucking garbage.
who is this qt
but user thats a racoon
WHO IS SHE
Made for kids 12 and under. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Is that rocket coon?
AND IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME NOW
Good office chairs have metal plate to stop sudden anus death.
i know user was trying to be condescending but it really is funny when you think about it. i dont think i would be able to keep a straight face.
dont shout youll startle her
maybe if you slap her shell tell you
really wish they waited for Infinity War to kill Yondu
deleted my posts, fuck you /o/ poster
i found your thread, searched the /gif/ archive
found the sauce luckily without needing metadata (media is kill until the archive rebuilds itself)
i swore it looked like ariel rebel but i didnt know she went that far now to actually see it was her all along
I knew it was coming but I hovered anyway
sorry user i was about to tell you i swear
I love you mom
*slaps user back*
giv raccoon bf
When I saw a clip of baby groot dancing, I legitimately wanted to kill myself. The moment it dawned on me that people would actually be entertained by that little CG meme character made me absolutely sick to my stomach.
in his little furry ass.
Pleb. The real way to fuck a little coon like that is to throatfuck him until he cries.
does this mean you forgive me user
so fucking what
fuck you get banned
user pls im sorry