Seriously?

Seriously?

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giv bebe groot

Wait, so what did he use?

I want to fuck the raccoon in his little furry ass.

Welcome to the Guardians of the Galaxy?

h*lla f*ckin epic

863.6 million USD

Stay mad DCuck

>more brown people money means better
Why are capeshitlets so retarded?

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mantis a cute

Oh nononononono

pecunia non olet

Pom is a cute girl

I thinking shes cuter in character what does that say about me?

You want to fuck an alien. Totally reasonable imo

good taste user

>overused avengers pan
>kino

So is Nebula part of the GotG now or nah

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I'd fuck all of them desu.

i remember people laughing at this at the local cinemaplex, and i got really sad.
But
that bit in the first movie when he adjusts his crotch i had to cross my legs cuz i was getting a boner
so i guess we're all even now

O wow she’s so cute

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Good thing she's coming back for Infinity War.

geez louise user
same

You are posting here and that says far more about you than this one attraction.

>the filming of this shot was them surrounded by green screens looking confused
bravo

thats a better pic then the other one

>I promise you... it's unlike any other place you've ever seen. And there... I can explain your very... special heritage. Finally get to be... the father I've always wanted to be... Excuse me. I've gotta take a whiz.
Why do people praise this shit again?

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This girl is adorable.
Is she half Asian? Is that what does it?

Korean mom French-Russian father apparently.

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That nigger is ridiculously overpowered, good thing they killed him off.

duhhhhh all de actors awe in one spot and ders pwetty colours iss keeeno

They're all overpowered against random losers.

It's a prototype fin that is implied to be more advanced than the old one.

Nice headcanon.

Only against meatbags.

>chad
>ayyfu
>greenfu
>tree twink
>bara dad
patrician taste

I am Groot

forgot
>furry shortstack

I don't think you call them that when they aren't stacked

heckin xD

feed

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Imagine how much everyone would laugh at you if you started frothing at the mouth about a scene in a forgettable popcorn movie that premiered 6 months ago IRL instead of online.

Based mixed white ancestry continuing to produce the most amazing humans

>this is what gets 92% on shilltomatoes

Then why does he need to whistle? What exactly does it do if not act as a brain-computer interface + wireless transmitter?

If the whistling controls it why does he need that shit at all?

rotten tomatoes is owned by warner brothers

... and?

and kill yourself, you slobbering retard

Wow what a stunning argument

damn, this webm doesn't work on edge :(

seedin' because he's a plant

What seems to be the issue? Not every movie has to held up to the same standards because they serve different purposes. GotG2 is a perfectly fine and acceptable capeshit movie but nothing beyond that. It fulfills its purpose well.
Surely you wouldn't expect Saving Private Ryan from Frozen, right?

Look at that waifu hngg

I would except incest from Frozen but I didn't get that either officially.

But the mouse knows what everyone wants so they subtly imply it in every way possible.

>klementieff.jpg
wtf she has a russian surname

>HURR ITS JUS LIKE MY CAT MEMES

Her dad is half ruskie half french and her mom is asian so that makes her like 65% asian.

No it makes her half asian.

1/4 + 1/4 + 1/2 = 1

>Welcome *burp* to the freakin *brap* guardians of the galaxy

I'm just very surprised

Why is that wrestler on crutches?

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>cut literally a second before the context

ebin

i know we are talking about it cause its on Netflix now BUT i liked this movie. not as good as the first though. i watched iron man the other day and forgot how good it was. feels so different than the other marvel movies.

I'm a straight guy, but I've fucked two guys before just to see what it was like. And by "fucked", I mean "been fucked by". Took these guys in the ass (for the record, I've only been buttfucked twice, and both times it was anonymous craigslist hookups, just to sate my own curiosity.)
Anyways, it feels pretty good. It hurts at first, of course, but once he's loosened you up a bit you can just sort of relax and enjoy taking the dick. Feels best when you're on your back getting pounded missionary. I'm not a faggot or anything, but it hit my prostate just perfect and made me squeal and wrap my legs around the guys who were doing the fucking. Came pretty close to a prostate orgasm, too.

>tv
>waifu

>fucks two(2) guys for experimentation
>doesnt orgasm

GAY!!!!!!!!

>Korean
>She had a brother who committed suicide
classic

>using words you don't understand

FUCKing

Her uncle died on her 18th birthday and her brother committed suicide on her 25th birthday.

I want to fill her womb with my inferior, imperfect seed

Dude you are full on homo if you're getting ass-pounded and enjoying it.

I dabble in homosex myself but I only suck dick or get mine sucked. No ass shit, because that's serious homo.

Am I the only one that finds this shit incredibly boring?

Wrong! It's only gay if the balls touch idiot.

same

Sounds like she's one of those that demand to be pampered on their birthday

To be fair when I had gay sex last I engaged in some frottage and I think our balls touched.

Guess I'm gayer than the dude taking cock into his colon.

He's gonna get you

She could make a pretty good Android 18

I enjoy being fucked but can I still have a gf

>when slavs mix with asians
Literally the perfect pairing for genetic superior offspring

Yes. You can put your penis in the gf and your friend can put his penis in your anus

>freakin'
>frickin'

These should be spelled differently and I don't like this.

Because that looks like a totally reasonable scene for practical effects.

hella
It was a very subtle backdoor teaser for Thor Ragnarok.

>I’m a straight guy
Yikes

He used reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

For FUCK sake user after researching that pic I don't want to sit down.

>ha ha.. yeah! that men he say fuk!

>I'm a straight guy
uh huh

fuck you

k

I think your odds of winning the lotto are better than the odds of this happening.

Shouldn't it run out of gas or get really dull after the 60th body it pierces?