Riverdale

BARCHIE HAPPENING
MELTDOWN INCOMING
Also, Cheryl is a big ass dyke.

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1st for barchie

GIVE ME GAY SERPENTS

>Bughead broke up
>Varchie broke up
>Cheryl giving Josie sensual oil massages
Also, Alice's gonna cuck Hal with FP.

>BARCHIE HAPPENING
>MELTDOWN INCOMING
HAHA
>Cheryl is a big ass dyke.
BASED CHERYL she needs to cuck Veronica with Hermione.

4th for FPalice

who dat

Josie's gonna break her heart, lucky there's a bisexual girl around.

FP cute af

gimme some nohip betty stripping webms

C H E R Y L

>Clean that up plebe
Oh god I love Cheryl.

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hahahahaah...dis fucking show.

People are mad because muh FP but seriously he buried Jason, and Josie was just talking about Reggie. She was MAD as fuck.

>"Clean that up the way you cleaned up my brother’s blood."

SAVAGE
But she's right though.

He deserves it, he is overall a shitty parent and a criminal.
Cheryl is for JUSTICE

>Leave him... at home
lmao

>adults are bigger kids than the kids

First Chuck and now Reggie...is Jossie some kind of super retard?
Aside from the literal date rapist, those two are the two worst dudes in the whole show.
Cheryl deserves better.

I mean do we even doubt that Cheryl wants the puss now. Josie will reject her but there's better around.

>tfw when I was the same age as the characters I told my girlfriend I loved her
>she reacted by kissing me but didn't say anything back
>same reasons as Veronica
>she even looked like a less hispanic Veronica
>mfw watching this episode

FUCK

>natural look

>fucking loaded with layers upon layers of makeup

women

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I don't think it was in doubt from the last ep, the stalker shit she did was all about the hot chocolate.

That said, i really hope they are doing this to set up Toni/Cheryl, like theres zero chance Jossie is into Cheryl.

Archie is a retard, Black Hood could wear contacts or use another person to act fro him.

It's been established repeatedly that Archie is dumb as hell

She said "CHERYL's natural look", not hers. And it's honestly less makeup than what Cheryl usually wears.

>Serpent Alice

MUH DICK

Looks better than her daughter t b h
Based Milfchen.

WHEN IS SABRINA GOING TO BE ON???

I'm already cringing from the awkwardness of betty's dance and it hasn't even happened yet

They did say it's very awkward.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

wow good job betty's mom

>tfw used to think Cheryl was best girl
>tfw now think its Alice

Cheryl is best girl.
Alice is best MILF.

literally why

OH MY GOD, MY DAUGHTER CAN TELEPATHICALLY SING WHILE BEING A WHORE

oh shit

Kek. Jughead is fuming.

>you seem a little tense fem/tv/

My dad just walked out

I want a sensual oil massage from Cheryl ;_;

JUGHEAD CONFIRMED FOR LITERALLY FUMING

well it would be awkward if he jacked off in front of you

>I just realized I'm a terrible mother

Alice is dying inside, kek

Lez serpent likes what she sees

Alright i got it now. The black hood is the son of the guy that killed the janitors family, the one that got killed by the towns people.

This relates to the whole plot of following in your father's legacy, which relates back to jughead joking the serpents. It also relates to revenge and bloodfeuds getting out of control (maybe Archie will have the chance to kill black hood and has to choose to have revenge on him for shooting his dad)

or you in front of him

kek if it wasn't for Barchie happening she'd be fucking Betty.

>mad world
We don't deserve this

BASED BETTY

OH SHIT

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tumblrinas on suicide watch

BARCHIE HAPPENING
SOYHEAD KEKED THE FUCK OUT

I DON'T LIKE ROASTIES BETTY GO HOME

Last week was way better

BARCHIE LETS GO

#PROBLEMATIC

>Betty's gonna ride the red bull
>Cheryl's gonna bleach pic related
I love this show.

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>midseason finale

What did they mean by this?

That they'll come back in January.

people still watch this shit?

>on Sup Forums
>doesn't know how tv works

Lads post yfw Archie wins the Bettbowl

Other than Barchie and dyke Cheryl, I can see Alice cucking Hal with FP and I'm thriving.

what the fuck was that santa slenderman climbing over the couch

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It's the Black Hood, with Betty's family knocked out in the background.

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Probably a nightmare sequence.

Reminder that /ourguy/ Chuck will win the Ronniebowl.

>Cheryl showing up at Betty's house
LESRAPE

If Hal is the Black Hood, Alice/FP is a lock.

tallboy is black hood

>1) FP and alice used to fuck
>2) FP is actually betty's father
>3) so jug and betty's ship was incest (hot)
>4) Hal found out alice was stepping out on him and betty isn't actually his daughter
>5) the black hood is born

post yfw when Soyboy Judghead called Tall Boy a little bitch.

I actually lol'd at this one guys, /ourgirl/
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Delete this!

I'm going to dream of stripper Betty tonight

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She looks dead inside.

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HOLY FUCKING YUM

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Flabby arms and tummy, what happened?

NOHIPS

yeah you don't see too many stars her age who aren't bulimic

In this house we call that a fridge.

she's perfect

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name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.

kevin & milk

look at those BAZOOKAS

BARCHIE'S GONNA FUCK

I want to milk them

I have an iconic pear.