>shut up lisa!
Favorite Simpson Quotes
Daniel Parker
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Charles Brooks
>paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
Xavier White
>homer, dont do the thing
Jace Hughes
>All right, I admit it. It's 2 alarm, 2 and a half, tops
>Daddy, are you going to jail?
>We'll see son... we'll see
Justin Perez
>Then why'd I have the bowl, Bart? WHY did I have the bowl?
Lucas Cruz
>a solar eclipse. the cosmic ballet goes on
Elijah Diaz
>does anyone wanna switch seats?
Cooper Cook
>I'm directly under the Earth's sun... now
Jose Nguyen
>You don't win friends with salad!
Thomas Morales
>You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
Also his entire sugar rant
Isaac White
>You don't win friends with salad!
>You don't win friends with salad!
>You don't win friends with salad!
Chase Sanchez
>sure! what's a big sister for?
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the whole clip is great
Anthony Sullivan
>DENTAL PLAN
>LISA NEEDS BRACES
>DENTAL PLAN
>LISA NEEDS BRACES
>DENTAL PLAN
>LISA NEEDS BRACES
Gabriel Parker
>aurora borealis
Tyler Mitchell
...
Michael Davis
S-M-R-T
Jace Turner
Jackson Ward
>Giggity
Liam Stewart
>Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Thomas James
>To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders
Luis Nelson
>Alright sir, you're free to go.
>good cos i got a hot date tonight
>beeeeeeeep
>a date
>beeeeeeeeeeeep
>dinner with friends
>beeeeeeeeeeep
>dinner alone
>beeeeeeeeeeeep
>alright… i’m going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the victoria secret catalogue
>beeeeeeeeeeep
>sears catalogue
>ding!
>now would you unhook me please, I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment
>beeeeeeeeeeeeep
Joseph Jones
>Some people write letters to movie stars, this guy writes letters to actual movies!
>Dear Die Hard, you rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof.
>P.S, Do you know Mad Max?
Caleb Lopez
remember when Sup Forums did the same with Blade?
Colton Roberts
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Jason Gray
Aiden Stewart
>We're gonna make them all shake in there horse dealies.
Angel Nelson
>May I see it?
Aiden Jones
FREE MASONS RUN THE COUNTRY
Connor Harris
I've lost count of how many times I've used the phrase "Where's my burrito?" while pounding my fist on a flat surface
Justin Ross
>That'll learn'im to bust my tomater
Camden Martin
My name is Guy Incognito
Chase Ramirez
>here is your new issue of gigantic asses
Julian Kelly
Where were you when you realized this was a real song?
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Juan Cruz
Pretty much every line from Homer Badman
Luis Davis
>Batman's a scientist
David Adams
>That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way to the Prime Minister. Oi! Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!
William Bennett
also;
>Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before
Sebastian Parker
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Colton Bennett
>when I was your age I pulled a few boners
Hunter Reed
>25 cent stamp please
>Thats 1.25
>2 dollars of gas
>4.35 please
>How much is your penny candy?
>Surprisingly expensive
Luis Price
>Inside every man is a struggle between good and evil that cannot be resolved
I am evil homer I am evil homer
Robert Lee
>I'll just have a coffee.
Alexander Jackson
Who was PM at the time? it may help the joke.
Michael Hughes
February '95, looks like it was Paul Keating
Isaiah Anderson
>"Homer, did you spend all night eating cheese?"
>"I think I'm blind."