TIS THE SEASON THEN

TIS THE SEASON THEN

>he could get others into the Christmas Spirit but never himself. Ironic
>is it possible to learn this power?
>not from a rabbi

HO

HO

HO

Master Yoda...do you think it will really come on Dec 24?

YULETIDE

from my point of view the jedi have been naughty and the sith have been nice.

Bump

The sith and the jedi are similar in almost every way...including their quest for more presents

there's a reddit for this now

>YOU WILL NOT TAKE PRESENTS FROM ME

Do you wanna buy some peppermint sticks?
>You don't want to sell me peppermint sticks.
I don't wanna sell you peppermint sticks.
>You want to go home and redecorate my tree.
I wanna go home and redecorate my tree.

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UNLIMITED EGGNOG!

my dogger died last night, and this picture is the first thing to make me smile. thank you op

>not bursting out laughing when tossing pupper's corpse into the river

Remember when Sheevposting was an actual thing? What the fuck happened?

>No, I am your Secret Santa

Fuck you, I wish it died sooner you pathetic fucking waste of bandwidth

I bet you don’t know the original reason everyone hated reddit

>he saved the one with less christmas spirit

i wonder what he would get luke

A pair of gloves

well thats not very nice

>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence Santa Clause to give him presents. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from the naughty list.

>The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, who made Santa give him coal. It's ironic he could save others from the naughty list, but not himself.

looks like he got it from reddit

fuck you

no, it goes:
>IT'S SEASON, THEN
why the fuck do you need the "THE" in there?. moron.

i wonder if vader would ever send stuff anonymously to luke's house like droid parts and stuff to tinker with

Embarrassing

>YULETIDE
Why does burgers copy Swedish words and spell them retardedly?

Is English not your first language?

Look out guys, it's the meme police!

yousa thinkin yousa reindeer gonna fly?

op's was better.

Luke didnt have a house user

For Me to hand out your presents, Jedi scum.

is something wrong user? we can talk if you need to vent, ill listen and not judge. its not you rfault user, its not your fault

ever heard of artistic freedom, you goddamn cocksuckers?

So edgy

a new hand

>Its over you can no longer celebrate christman in public places
>noooo nooo noooe

Why are normalfags stealing our memes? Sheev is for US.

Fantastic post user

based wendy's

>pupper
josh posting is a thing now

YOUSA GOIN ON DA NAUGHTY LIST
YOUSA IN BIG DOODOO DIS TIME

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I hate snow... it's cold, wet and gets everywhere...

My condolences. I have an old dog myself

I AM THE HOLIDAY

fucking star wars memes don't usually get me but the christmas ones always do.

>not "I am the Santa Claus"

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Is there a scene elsewhere in recent times that can equal unlimited power?

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE WHO'S STOLE CHRISTMAS

>not "I am the North Pole"

Do you even have to ask?

comfy thread

Because they're not funny so they overuse other people's jokes until they're also not funny anymore

UUUUUNLIMITEEEEED PRESEEEEEEEEEEENTS

In the name of the Board of the North Pole Elves' Union, you are under arrest, St. Nick.

Did you ever hear the history of Saint Nick the Jolly? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jews would tell you. It’s a North Pole legend. Saint Nick was a Gift Lord of the Elves, so generous and so jolly he could use his sleigh to influence the reindeer to create a one-horse open sleigh. He had such a knowledge of Christmas that he could even keep the homeless orphans he cared about from dying. The jolly side Christmas is a pathway to many celebrations some consider to be barbaric. He became so jolly, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his jolliness, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his elves everything he knew, then his elves killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

you've been a good boy, for yule

I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend. At last, the Who are no more.

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Santa will decide his fate.

Is it possible to learn this Christmas joy?

Not from a Jew.

kek

>The wishlist I filed with my mom lists smee, my toy soldiers, a pair of socks for Dr. Pavel here but only one of you

Sheevposting was the last defense against the unstoppable reddit invasion of 2015 when this board was filled with star wars talk from june-december. People came here for fake leaks and jokes every single day. Sheevposting was there to remind them that star wars was shit, but then they thought it was amusing and coopted it while still liking the prequels. When it stopped being used to mock the franchise it died

made me chuckle

Have a kali mali christmas!

VADER: Luke. I know what you got for Christmas.
LUKE: No. That's impossible! How?!
VADER: I felt your presents

Grandma got run over by a rancor!

Mele Kalimali is a wise way to say merry christmas to you

heheheheheh

That's some gift of the magi shit

or just a glove

That’s the joke, user

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>Anakin, I was so worried about you! Obi-Wan... told me terrible things!
>What things?
>He said... you turned to judaism. That you celebrate hanukkah!

What about the toy sack and the cookies?

Yuletide is Arabic?