Hes going to make a great batman

Hes going to make a great batman.

>MANLET
>BATMAN
No

>forgetting that Michael Keaton is the same height as Gyllenhaal

>Guys, get me the guy that looks like Ryan Gosling but isn't Ryan Gosling
>say no more, famalam

He's much better looking than goose, but also has a lot less charisma.

>Jake becomes batman
>Ryan comes back as GL

Bros

>Ryan comes back as GL

Fuck No. He's a great actor and everything but he has weak, sad, queer, "I'm crying on the inside", puppy dog, bright, feminine, dopey-looking eyes which would look retarded in the mask and definitely not work for batman. Batman needs more manly, dark, hard, steely, intelligent, "don't fuck with me" menacing eyes.

everyone was shorter 25 years ago

>guys, get me the guy who looks worlds better than Rayan Gusling, isn't an autist with a lazy eye, has god-tier hair genetics and is actually a good actor
>I think I have someone in mind, sir.

He would unironically be a good Batman. I still want at least one batfleck movie though

>get me the guy who looks and acts a million times better than ryan gosling

Soyboy Batman with the Baby Voice.

>he has a beard and mustache, therefore he's a soyboy
is that how it is now?

Jake isn't the manliest of men and you know it
I could kind of see him as a teenage batman or maybe older Robin. Otherwise no.
Mr Hotehead as Robin when?

>older Robin
You mean Nightwing

whatever you say, nerd.

Matt Reeves just make ONE (1) batfleck movie
Then you can replace him with jake

I meant older Robin (like in that movie with Clooney and Schwarzy) but whatever. I never was a comic connoisseur

*Bateman

I have a feeling that if we keep to this "characterization" then Batman movies are going to be about at the same level as all those DYnasty Warriors games, or those World War 2 shooters like Medal of Honor and Call of Duty.