Open door

>open door
>see dis
what do?

Turn 360 degrees and walk out.

>Marketing research the creature.

>Turn 360 degrees
you fucking idiot you you just be walking straight from your current position.fucking retard

Point them in the direction of the interior.

reddit

You went a bit over the top with your reply.

Buy them all

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Crossed the line there bud

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I fahp to farry pron

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Godspeed little tuxedo man...

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Too soon man.

may God have mercy on your soul, faggot

oh my

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>soyboy
>sjw feminist
>shelf full of marvel comics
Everything fits perfectly.

Did they become the Jar-Jar of the Disney trilogy yet?

but that's clearly heterosexual intercourse?

Imagine how many hours it took to animate that.

Finally understand why the Canadians love clubbing baby seals so much.

You guys, I JUST fapped

BIG HUMAN COCK

I just don't understand

Bugmen.

>not throwing a skull fuck in there
Sad.

wtf I want to buy porgs instead of having white children now

Are the one with orange feathers around their eyes the males? And then obviously the other ones the females? Where are the trans porgs?

actually each porg is born with its own distinct gender

I really want to fuck those porgs

NOT MUH REDFIELD

They're cute as fuck, I would bring them all in.

Greetings and salutations Newfag! You just outed yourself as a newfag, and I thought it would be wonderful that you get the proper welcome!

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greeting fellow shitposter, i too enjoy talking about skull fucking. i have an idea for a movie starring cheech marin called skull fucking across the universe

throw em on the grill with some barbecue sauce
I love me some wings

Punt a Pigeon Day came early this year.

>A seal fucked a penguin for this to happen

I'd find the female and brutally rape it

ebin

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He does a complete spin, then walks out. What's hard to grasp brainlet

Still looks pretty happy to me

>Watchmen
>Swamp Thing
>Batman
>Marvel Comic

>Batman
>Preacher
>Watchmen
>Marvel

what was it?

porg porn

It's blissful ignorance.

Different flavors of shit.

know your enemy

Have a porgasm

kek

SUFFER NOT THE ALIEN TO LIVE

>when you're a fake nerd and you're complaining about fake nerds

Close door
Get my best stomping boots on
Open door
Go to town

A nice dinner.

>tfw missed the porg porn

Dude, you’re replying to bait

Do you like rabbits?

>all these newfags that don't know pretending not to get the meme is as old as the meme itself

Thank reddit/stormfront astroturfing

Yikes.

They're cute as fuck.
ADOPT

but why

PORGMANIA

fuck off Greek

Put on my most comfy slippers

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>tfw you catch Porg Fever

Shoot them and skin their fur to sell on the intergalactic marketä

light the grill

cp

shove my dick up their ass

Modern man are a mistake
Hitler was right

mentally ill

hitler was a failed art major manlet