Random Superpower

[Charles Parker]

1 - Gain an ability.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

2 - Gain a Rival to fight (if you're badguy or good guy)
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
or
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

3 - Your super name

4- What do you do?

5 -How fucked are you?

[Evan Hill]

fucked status: virgin

[Austin Martinez]

1.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Panmnesia?useskin=oasis

2.
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Nizo_Okada?useskin=oasis

3.
Call me Files

4.
I guess I am just the record keeper for the superhero group

5. Hope there are other heroes, because that assassin is gonna kill me

[Justin Diaz]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Deity_Manipulation
I don't know how the fuck this works, so I'll assume it's like Dr. Strange's magic where he summons the flares of the faltine or the crimson bands of cyttorak but with gods.

>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Grimmjow_Jaegerjaquez
I don't know shit about Bleach. But I guess I can take him.

>Your super name
Professor Odd.

>What do you do?
I guess I would be the carefree uncle-like of the team who does mostly support work, but has incredible DPS when serious.

[Blake Nelson]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Polearm_Construction
Not the best power but I guess it comes in handy. I assume I can also psychically control its movements.

>villains.wikia.com/wiki/El_Greco
Pretty good foil to my powerset, a criminal with a huge bounty that uses a shield and a whip. Makes for a good Rogue gallery episode.

>Your Super Name
Psycut I guess.

>What do you do?
I suppose I'm a bounty hunter by my Villain. I just occasionally team up with other heroes during my "carmen sandiego" hunt for him.

[Leo Morris]

El Greco

Had to be my favorite boss music in that game.

[Ryder Flores]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Physics

Sssssss-moking!

Be the mother fucking Mask!

Villain

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Night_Terror_(Soul_Calibur)?useskin=oasis

Oh god this is gonna be hilarious.

Calling myself Mr. Hijinks

Fight crime with the power of cartoons!

It's gonna be a typical episode of the mask where I make the big bad look like a bumbling buffoon. Give him a wedgie and smash his head in with an anvil.

[Hunter Torres]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Field_Negation
That's a villainous power so rolling off hero wiki

hero.wikia.com/wiki/Nero_(Devil_May_Cry_4)

Welp his magic demon powers circumvent my power to destroy anything. Make a primo member of an evil organization though.

My Evil villain name will be Dr. Dust

[Oliver Robinson]

1. Insect Breath powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Insect_Breath

2. Razor Fist
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Razor_Fist

3. Buggy Bugman

4. cultivate bugs to help farmers with their crops; botanist

5. Razor Fist is an assassin so if he gets the surprise attack I might lose, but I could hold my own if I knew he was coming

[Isaiah Sullivan]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Effect

oh cool, but if i run into a villainous healer i'm basically fucked.

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Natt

pffffftttt, fuck this guy

I'll become a supe, who does side jobs for the police and shit, named reverso cause i'm shit with names

I'm zero percent fucked senpai

[Owen Martinez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cardiology_Manipulation
Oh boy time to induce heart attacks from afar and without a trace like a cold killer. I can beat my rival eas-
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Zoidberg
All I feel is pity. I'm guessing rolling for heroes isn't exactly fair.

Obvious name is Heartbreaker and I'm an assassin that induces heart attacks or heart diseases. Pretty sure I'll be just fine.

[Joseph Martinez]

>Get's heart attack inducing powers
>Not slapping a burger logo on yourself >and calling yourself Big Mac.

Come on user step it up.

[Hudson Martinez]

OK.

Now we have 8 people. Divide them in groups of 4 assign them roles and make them fight.

[Lucas Cruz]

1.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intuitive_Empathic_Replication

2. villains.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Freeze_(DC_Animated_Universe)
i get the ability to copy super power and first guy i fight has no super powers, fucking perfect

3. i don´t know... mimic man

4. look for people with super powers to be become stronger

[Camden Perry]

Why don't we just do villains versus heroes-
>only 2 villains
>mfw Sup Forums is full of boyscouts

[Alexander Powell]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Possession_Slash
I'm out to kill all heroes I'm assigned

>hero.wikia.com/wiki/James_Bond_Jr.
Current person I'm possessing. I seduced him and with but a small cut he didn't even notice while making love and took his body. I use his MI6 equipment to continue doing hitjobs and taking over heroes to continually complete my contractors jobs

>Super name
Cape Cutter

>What do you do?
I work for some shadow organization that bestowed me my powers and I take out whatever hero is on their list and then use their body to complete the next job.

>How fucked are you
No at all, I'll see to it anyone in this thread that needs taking out gets taken out even. Starting with

[Lucas Perry]

Give the two villains a McGuffin and an army to power them up maybe?

[Joshua Fisher]

>Technological Magic
>Robot Vicky
this is too fucking good.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technological_Magic
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Robot_Vicky

[Christian James]

1. powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrokinetic_Cloning?useskin=oasis

2.villains.wikia.com/wiki/John_Standish_(Assassin's_Creed)?useskin=oasis

3. H2cOpy (idk man)

4. I guess just make an army of water clones and beat him up?

5. Well i don't really have that strong a power but considering my opponent is an IT guy I'm probably gonna be ok.

[Angel Cook]

1-Elemental Wall Generation
2-Little Strongheart a baby buffalo from My Little Pony.
3-Buffal-kill
4-Have buffalo steak
5-I guess I can fuck buffalo vagina if I have to.

[Josiah Rivera]

1. powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Luck

2. villains.wikia.com/wiki/Enraged_Elk

3. Mr. Tie

4. Basically the laid back secondary who is an unstoppable force when forced to, but is too lazy to go out in the front lines and fight. How I beat him is I dodge the fuck and he'll slip and fall off the cliff into the river and die.

5. I'm already super lucky as is so I'm a god at that point.

[Elijah Bell]

to be honest with cartoon physics i'd be a bit of a pervert and grope women and do stuff like this.

Forgive me for the video setup but its the only one i could find.

youtube.com/watch?v=lhxzNNT_kUQ&t=0m10s

[Carson Myers]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloth_Breath
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Hydra_(Jason_and_the_Argonauts)

Cloth Guy
I turn people into accountants in guess.
Might as well just kill me now.

[Nolan Ward]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Perception

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Savonarola's_Lieutenants

so in between bouts of raping the maids I guess I have to go fuck up some moldy italians

[Nicholas Robinson]

You need to be stopped, user.

[Luke Watson]

user
Are villains, and one of them wants to kill everyone in thread.

If only there was a uniting villain or just more villain in general.

[Evan White]

1.
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invisible_Flame_Manipulation
2.
>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Marge_Simpson's_Book_Club
Fuck man, i´m just a fucking monster

3. instant conbuster

4 i´m just going to fucking start fires all over the city and see how people deal with that shit

[Aaron Taylor]

Yeah I guess I said that pretty early into the thread. Surely more villains will pop up later on. Surely.

I just noticed that the villains tend to be sinister assassins while Buffalo Vagina and Dr. Dust are just lumped in with us.

[Parker Anderson]

1. Plasma Attacks
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plasma_Attacks

2. Clank
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Clank

3. Plasmus

4. Steal/blow shit up and kill anyone in my path

5. zero. Clank is just nuts and bolts.

[Hudson Hughes]

>Starting with
pls no!

[Benjamin Smith]

You're basically the Shocker.

[Adrian Taylor]

>kill,eat,fuck

in which order Buffalo-kill?

[Nathan Clark]

The organization wants your dead for your botany research.

Don't worry, you won't die yet. Not until the next target is found and your body is used up. Then i'll make you commit suicide and move on to the next.

[Dominic Bell]

Either kill and then eat while fucking or fuck to death before eating. Gotta know how to multitask.

[Cameron Kelly]

Would this kind of thread work in /qst/ at all?

[Jace Long]

If the OP/author did something with character inputs then it probably would.

[Bentley Robinson]

this can only end up on some really stupid shit

[Adrian Kelly]

pretty much.

[Nathaniel Wilson]

imagine some time pases after the kill,eat.fuck situation and some one ask you

>buffal-kill... how did you get that name

[Sebastian Sanchez]

Superpower: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apathy

Rival: villains.wikia.com/wiki/The_Organizer_(Marvel)

My Super Name: Sad Sack (My costume is my normal clothes, only I'm wearing a brown paper bag over my head with eye holes so I can see. I protect my secret identity by making others too apathetic to care about learning it.)

What Do I Do: Use my super apathy powers to disable my enemies with shear apathy, making them lose the will to fight against me. From there I can either cuff them or kick their shit in, depending on the situation.

How Fucked Am I: I could probably win in a straight up fight, however if he has minions I'd need backup or enough time to use my power on all of them.

[Joseph Thompson]

I was gonna call myself something else but oddly enough, someone already took the name Buffal-porn.

[Christopher Wright]

>Villain
1-Tonfa Proficiency
So i can use cop batons masterfully...
underwhelming
2-Latios
3-Tonfighter? i've got nothing
4-Probably just a minion of a bigger bad guy
5-Very fucked as I have to fight an airborne target with melee weapons. Apparently also psychic habilities , while all i can do is swing sticks really well.

[Joseph Reyes]

- Divine-Demonic Physiology

- Professor Monkey-For-A-Head

- Gat

I'd say i couldn't do better

[Nicholas Walker]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_Physiology

hero.wikia.com/wiki/The_Cat_in_the_Hat_(Live-Action)

edgy anime man

you wouldnt understand............

*tsh* pathetic

[Jacob Scott]

1
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnimalevolence
Oh okay.
Well I guess I know what I'm going to be now, not like I have a choice.

2
>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Vegeta_Jr.
PFFT

>Your Super Name
With a power like that I'd pick something ridiculous like "THE EVILICIOUS MCMALEFICIOUS" or something.

>What do you do ?
Torment existence until I'm bored.
What the fuck else am I supposed to do ?

[Jordan Adams]

1.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Archangel_Physiology
The holy fire burns in me

2.
>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Booger
A talking dog vs. the voice of god. Not even worth my time.

>Super Name
Sin Cleanse

>What do you do
Out of nowhere team up with to play chess with the forces of good and evil all the while enjoying the struggle of mortals fighting it out while also keeping them from ever uniting to battle either of us.

[Jaxon Martinez]

My power is Speed Combat but my rival is Jennifer from Rule of Rose...

Who is that?

3.Blink

4.Not so bad I think

[Juan Hill]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Origin_Manipulation
Seems kind of... did I become god?

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Queen_Dume
Sure, I guess.

Uranus, because all should worship Uranus.

I think everyone else is fucked.

[Connor Hernandez]

Organic Shield Construction

neat

[Aaron Morris]

... I don't want to share mine...

[Henry Morgan]

power
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Satellite_Manipulation
bad guy
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Nancy_Brewer

I don't even want to pick my name after this shit

[Charles Roberts]

1-powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lightning_Bow_Construction, basically I'm Zeus

2- villains.wikia.com/wiki/Jean-Michel_Warlock a space pirate captain

3 - Yellow Arrow

4 - Hunt space pirates

[Jacob Phillips]

1 powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Empowerment

2
hero hero.wikia.com/wiki/Nessie
villain villains.wikia.com/wiki/The_Life-Maker's_Apostles

3 brian

4 grab boobs

5 not fucked

[Zachary Sullivan]

>Event Muting, I can essentially make an event and its effects disappear, even though it still actually happened

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Muting

Fuck it, I have no enemies. You want to be my enemy? I find out your motive for becoming a hero/villain, make it like it never happened in your memory and suddenly you're Joe Blow, Average Schmoe.

[Tyler Campbell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trap_Creation?useskin=oasis

hero.wikia.com/wiki/Darna?useskin=oasis

My supername would be Bob.

I'd rob stuff. Set nonlethal traps and book it anywhere in the world I'd want to see. Experiment with my powers to get the full range of what they're capable of.

Depending on how capable this Bollywood knock off is I might never take a life or do anything more reprhensible than stealing an ATM.

[Joshua Campbell]

rolled twice
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Immunity
Go to a site in which cures could be used from my blood or dna

Not much else I can do with this one aside from that. Maybe get a job at a hazmat facility

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Nigel_&_Sebastian
da faq

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Identity_Dominance

Now that's more like it, either be a supreme dictator or
benevolent fellow who goes about doing favors for others and convinces billionaires and pharma companies to do good in my name.

Majestic Magistrate

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_King

Hahaha, lol no.

[Ryan Harris]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Division_by_Zero
This is probably the stupidest shit I haven't bothered to read in a long time.

And there are actually anime characters with this concept? China must have stolen all the Asian math genes for themselves.

[Carter Jackson]

1. powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bottomless_Pit_Creation

2. villains.wikia.com/wiki/Hyena

3. Pitfall Patches

4. I Patches that Hyena

5. Not fucked at all.

[Dylan Taylor]

1.powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Headbutt?useskin=oasis

2.hero.wikia.com/wiki/Spirits_of_Light?useskin=oasis

3.Hardhead

4. I try to headbutt spirits. I'm a fucking idiot apparently

5. I guess not that fucked. I can't do anything against them and they can heal or blind me. We'll probably insult and taunt each other for like five minutes and then give up and just never see each other again

[Caleb Mitchell]

>Power
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Handicapability?useskin=oasis

>Villain
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Farran_the_Poisoner?useskin=oasis

>Your Name
My name shall be Cripplex.

>What do you do?
I try to help other heroes, but just end up making things worse.

>How fucked are you?
I think i can fuck up my villain if i got the drop on him.

[Aaron Richardson]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poison-Fire_Manipulation
>Can create and manipulate poisonous fires
A bit overkill desu but fine. I guess I'll be a villain then.

>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Ben_Olafson
My rival is a fucking puppet with no special abilities.

This shit is too easy. I'll take another hero.
>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Oscar_Wildcat
AAAAAAAHHH a gay furry. Kill it with poisonous fire!!!

[Adrian Watson]

1. powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Communication

2. villains.wikia.com/wiki/The_Vorcha

3. The Mindful Menace

4. I can finally successfully date

5. Very, unless I can convince some supers or use my powers to solve crimes

[Xavier Ramirez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destructive_Field_Projection

I basically destroy everything around me.

>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Tagalong_Rabbit

What in the fuck.

Zulo. It's Basque for Hole. Since I basically make giant holes, I would imagine with my powers.

I guess I destroy every village of rabbits I see, and this little girl tries to stand up to me.

How fucked is SHE. No competition. Villian i.e. ME wins.

[Colton Mitchell]

1.powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Empowerment
No way am I not a villain. Gota roll a hero.
2.hero.wikia.com/wiki/Saki_Rouyama
Hum, not bad. It's sure gonna be fun to break her (or die trying).
3.Nihilio.
4.Empower myself and find informations about her team to better fiht them. Target them individually while saving her for last.
5. Varies if I can strenghten and prepare myself enough before i fight her team

[Aaron Rodriguez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Dystopia_Creation
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Charlotte_Thompson

Nuts to names.

Create a cyberpunk world, easy.

Yeah, I win.

[Andrew Brown]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seductive_Magnetism
>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Carmen_Luna
>Your super name
El Maestro.
>What do you do?
Oh come on, you can all see where this is going.
>How fucked are you?
Better question: how fucked is she?

[Asher Reed]

Going villian

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Erasure?useskin=oasis

I shall be Enigma and with my powers I shall steal other people's lives and become them. I don't do it because I want to, I do it because I can.

Pretty fucked up

[Jackson Harris]

Forgot hero

hero.wikia.com/wiki/Emily_Elizabeth_Howard?useskin=oasis

Welp, guess it's up to Sup Forums goodie goodies to get me

[Easton Morales]

1. powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mongoose_Physiology

2. villains.wikia.com/wiki/Jane_Hartley

3. MegaMong
Short for MegaMongoose

4. I'm the cameraman for Meerkat Manor.

5. I might be okay.

[Blake Reed]

But enigma it is you who has forgotten.

A dog's nose never forgets.