STAR WARS: THE LAST TEMPTATION

youtu.be/iTWKGieLXrk

Trailer. SFW.

Dick Bush please come back to Sup Forums.

I never left.

What's Jordi like? Did you hear about August Ames' death yet?

dick we love you

Meme Lover 3 when?

Jordi seems slightly mentally handicapped when you first meet him.

Heard about Miss Ames. Tragic. Cyber bullying has real world effects.

What did you think of Fembusters? Ghostbusters is your favorite movie, right?

>Mind rape

It was way too silly. A Ghostbusters movie should be played totally straight, that's where the humour should come from!

Is he actually mentally challenged or is it just that he doesn't speak English?

Do you guys only use the set recorded sound or Foley too?

This.

We're still not sure. All I do know is that he will do or say anything I tell him to. Ideal really.

Mostly set recorded. Some Foley and sounds for the bigger movies.

oh fuck it's Dick
How was Brazzers' response to the Meme Lover videos? How is the talent picked for a scene? Do you write a scene and then just hire whoever's available? Do you find talent and write a scene around them? Do agents try to contact you?

How does one become a porn screenwriter

did he cause madison's accident

Lily Labeau playing Phasma? Good choice. She's sexy as fuck, even though she seems less into porn than she did when she started.

It was cheap to make, so they just let us run with it! The sequel had all the FX in it.

Talent is sometimes picked by head office, or us, but then given the thumbs up by head office.

There are a team of writers who churn out scripts. Then we cast them.

I still write some of the movies. Or rewrite the ones we're given. We also use agents to suggest talent!

OH FUCK

N-NANI???!!?

Shex was great. But Stormtrooper armour is hell to shoot in!

Still have that Phasma armor... Covered in Adriana Chechik's pussy juice... May put it on eBay!

I hear Chechik is really based. Is she?
Do you know how common it is for pornstars to be in monogamous relationships outside of porn?

This shit looks better than the actual fucking movie.

Please make more Meme Lovers! By the way, was pic related "just a scene" to you? Did you at all expect it to become an instant classic and revolutionize milf porn?

This.

Truly the /our/est of guys.

Yeah, it's ironic that she had disgusting world views though huh. Really made me think about pornstar IQ

You are the fucking man

>gets to shitpost and direct porn for a living
>buds with Danny D
>calls Jordi retarded online since he can't read it anyway
based

Have you ever worked with any of the Sup Forums posting pornstars like Lena Paul and Mercedes Carrera? Do any others post here?

story?

Have you ever heard from the producers of the movies you spoof ?

TRULY /ourguy/

H A I R K I N O

>revolutionize milf porn

How? This was some of the most boring trite I've ever watched.

Hey, Dick, joke question. What's the market in small dick porn?

She's incredible. She made the girl girl scene with Lily fucking amazing. Both were covered in pusy juice afterwards!

Dozens of copies of the scene have been released, both by Brazzers and other companies. It was Jordi's breakout hit and other guys in MILF porn now act like him, other porn companies even began hiring guys simply because they look like Jordi.

Ha! Yes, it was just a scene... But I love Leah Darby... And watching her be all mumsy gave me a hard on whilst filming... Doesn't happen often... I knew it would go down well!

What did they mean by this?

>pusy
fucking fraud fuck off

I haven't! But love the idea that they seek them out! Especially Doctor Who and Sherlock.

based pusy pornmonger

It's tiny.

Who would you rather shoot a pro BG scene with? Monroe or Ariel Rebel?

Its surprising to see that most people behind porn not fat balding old men

filming porno is chad-tier job

hows sophie dee to work with?

ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Keep it up.

watching hot women get reamed by black dicks for a living is anything but chad

dick man i am the original pusy poster can you please write pusy into your scripts im not sure how because it is pronounced properly but still maybe like have them say i wanna be your pusy slave and give you pusy orgasms mmmmmmm

lel

looks better than the movie

having self control not to threw away the camera and fuck the girl or smash the nigger head with the camera is pretty chad

Will Nicole Aniston ever come to the UK? Will you ever direct in America? Please put pic related in a video of her with Jordi.

Genuine question:
Is real couch casting a thing in porn? Say some 18 years old twat wanted to be a porn actress, would you be able to fuck her if you wanted to?

Back in 2 hrs.

dick hwo do you guys actually make money when you have tube sites, amateurs making free content, piracy, free cams and models own sites?
seems like there wouldnt be much of a market for real paid porn

fuck! dick answer me senpai

The hero Sup Forums deserves

I'm pretty sure they make a shitload more off the ads than video/subscriptions now. Most people don't have adblock on their browsers.

but the ads are for porn or other adult interests, are you telling me the whole industry is propped up on a ouroboros money train?

I looked into this a few years ago and it seems it is, and within the industry everybody convinces everybody that the industry is still working because of the old guys who buy subscriptions and DVDs generate a little bit of money they can use to fill money holes.

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>pusy
Based

porncrash when?

I want more Jordi reaction images

FINN'S BBC'S GONNA BLACK DAT PHASMAGINA

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Thanks user!
Anymore?

The Rey looks really meh but the other chick is hot.

Is that seriously supposed to be Adriana on the left? She's already the most beautiful girl in the industry and doesn't need to be fucked with. Slap your promoters in the face for me please.

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the only movie where Reylo can happen kek

>Jordi will never do a scene with Lisa Ann. Feels bad man

Fucking based

The force is strong in your dick.
Launch your torpedoes in my exhaust vent.
Oh, my moisture farm.
This is an orgasm I haven't felt since...
So it's doggy style then?

This.
He still needs to do porn with:
>Nicole Aniston
>Chechik
>Nicolette Shea (for the bizarre appeal)
>Jessica Jaymes
Which famous milfs havent been JORDID yet?

Is this chart accurate?

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Sup Forums's hero

Thanks

There’s no way this kid is of age.
Are you pulling actors straight out of high school?

Post adrianakino

Brazzers starts casting young.

>brb shooting porn lol

kek

id rather my dad did porn than my mom

My cousin is 21 and he still looks in junior high-school.

Depends on who your dad is.

godammit
i meant straight porn

>no evan stone

How are we pronouncing pusy? I'm thinking... pyoosee?

Not really real. 11 years ago when I worked for a UK company called Relish we would have girls come in for castings. We would just film them stripping etc. Just to meet them, see how they are on camera.

The company who owns Brazzers and Digital playground own a lot of tube sites.

This.

but they again are all still free, i doubt that enough people pay for the premium content to make the sites profitable and the industry's wheels spinning

Ha! I was driving home!