Europeans please explain this

Europeans please explain this.

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explain what

it's great and that's it

Would be perfect without the shitty french productions desu

>he can't appreciate softcore arthouse porn

>
french-german connection

It's the reddit of tv channels.

>used to have 10/10 obscure documentaries and films
>aaaaaaaand the politics came in

That's the italian for "art"

t. Italian

There you go, buddy.

of course:

youtube.com/watch?v=6gYBXRwsDjY

Non-lobotomizing TV.

Actually, that's the Spanish for "art".

T. Guy dating a Spaniard.

tv for people who used to go on Sup Forums about five years ago

It's the best thing on tv

Wait, I saw the exact same thing done in a movie. I think it was Samsara.
It was MUCH better then with actual editing and sound design.

Kino low key nazi propaganda

Both Italian and Spanish spawned from Latin.
Latin spawned from Italy.
Checkmate.

>state forces people to pay for their broadcasting network
>uses money to create hundreds of obscure smalltime tv and radio stations with ridiculously large staffs that nobody watches or listens to.
>they all praise Merkel and muslim cock 24/7

Is her pussy hairy? Does she have an annoying voice and accent and terrible English? Is she loud when she's on the phone? How is her skin?

por favor no more shit talk about españolas thank you

Wrong. In Germany only ARD and ZDF are tax payer funded. ARTE is not and neither are "hundreds of obscure smalltime tv and radio stations".

Good channel when it's not about """""art""""" or EU propaganda. Although I discovered some good stuff while watching Tracks.

it's a marxist channel

Damn gabbers

...

the spanish have nothing in common with beaners you dumb mutt

It's actually the acronym for "Association Relative À la Télévision Européenne" (Which
sounds like they were trying really fucking hard to get something with the ARTE initials).
Arte France is owned at 45% by France télévision (the french public TV network) 25% by the French State itself, 15% by radio France (frnech public radio network) and 15% by the INA (Institut National de l'Audiovisuel, french public establishment aimed at the conservation of any type of audiovisual broadcasts in France).

Arte Deutschland is owned at 50% by ARD and 50% by ZDF (which is how hundreds of obscure smalltime TV and radio stations that don't make any money are funded by taxpayer money)

ARTE is 100% tax payer funded.

true. except the things that guy listed

>ARTE is 100% tax payer funded.
95% to be precise

My bad !

>good docus about science and society
>sometimes good movies, ignored by other TV channels
>the rest is meh

At least five kino a week during summer

ALL radio stations, all the third programs, all the Digital ARD, ZDF and third program spinoffs and half of Arte are directly or indirectly state controlled.

>directly or indirectly state controlled
that guy

Bundesländer are still the state.

Arte is fucking amazing. Enough of an explanation?

You mean nudity.

>tfw watching arte at 3am

sometimes you end up watching some stuff which are more wtf than anything you saw on Sup Forums

>Europeans please explain this.
what's the matter, too much nudity for you, amerimutt?

> he doesn't understand the word indirectly
Arte Deutschland is owned by ARD and ZDF, 50% each.
ARD and ZDR are both state controlled.
Thus Arte is indirectly state controlled, and "indirectly" is a fucking faint word in this case since France owns 25% of arte France (arte france and arte deutschalnd are separate entities financially speaking but one guy runs both) and the head of the channel is basically named by the french president in accord with the german chancellor.
Arte is the most shining example of that, but there are thousand more, especially in France.

>ARD and ZDF are both state controlled.
that guy

> greentext makes my butthurt go away
that guy

what is this and is it worth it?
((((not just shock value)))

This is a board obsessed with fascist conspiracy theories about interracial relationships in kids cartoons. Do you think people are going to understand the difference between public broadcasting and propagandist state broadcasting?

>state tv isnt state controlled

really made me think

when is the next time Dunja hayali gives a statement together with the minister of justice? It's totally something independent journalists do on a regular basis

meant for

>I'm a blob
>Now let me tell you about the country where you live

you're right, they don't

>Dunja hayali
i like how you guys are afraid of that woman

awful, how far up your own asshole do you have to be to make this?

yes, disliking someone for being clearly leaning towards a political side in a supposedly neutral medium is being very afraid

you probably also think that I am secretly gay because I am disgusted by faggots (like you)

>yes, disliking someone for being clearly leaning towards a political side in a supposedly neutral medium is being very afraid
>Heiko Maas wurde als ältester von drei Söhnen eines Berufssoldaten und einer Schneiderin in einer katholisch geprägten Mittelschichtsfamilie in Saarlouis geboren. Er wuchs katholisch auf, war Messdiener und engagierte sich einige Jahre in der katholischen Jugend. Nach eigener Aussage spiegeln sich viele der Werte, die er dort kennengelernt hat, in seinem politischen Leben wider.
das müsste dir doch eigentlich gefallen

I am talking about the roach you fucking idiot

Have the muslims that dominate your cities appearance been protesting very hard today Hans?

>ARD news report
>anchorwoman tells everyone to not vote for right wing

They are heavily forcing political crap and then we have funk on yt which is kind of run by arte and then "datteltäter" Muslim fascists openly talking out against free speech and who are paid through gez.

It is so and so.

Arte still is my favourite channel but in general TV is mostly crap.

Except Münster Tatort which I do love to watch.

>Except Münster Tatort

I still dont understand how people can enjoy watching Tatort. its so fucking bad

Anyone watched Transfert on Arte?
Pretty good sci-fi for a french show.

Well Münster Tatort has a lot of humor I like.
But I ignore most German movies these days.
Even worse than fuck you Goethe are pretentious "intellectual" flicks that have so many edges and always the same drama.

I miss the times when writers wanted to tell a characters story and not force a "deep" meaning.

Our fake intellectuals won't understand otherwise.

how hasn't this become a 56% posting thread yet

>documentaries
>good movies
>tons of artsy stuff like live orchestra/opera broadcasts

Best channel noone watches desu.

No

it's the designated kino channel

better than most channels

3sat, BR, Phoenix and Arte are the only German channels I still rate desu

looks like hannibal s2

> 2k05+12
> DVD
Fuck this shit really.
boutique.arte.tv/detail/transferts_saison_1
No. Fucking. Bluray.
Released two fucking weeks ago.
This is a fucking joke.

Watched it with Captvty, no ads.

My fucking Nigga.
Who comfy /kunstundkrempel/ here?

Also wenn ich mit meinem Stief-Transkind an unserem Parenting-Tag einen Abend auf der Couch verbringe macht Arte doch schon richtig Spaß, noch ein bisschen Soy-Icecream und der Abend ist perfekt. Gerade jetzt in der Jahres-End-Zeit wo es Draußen doch etwas kühl ist eine super Alternative.

heheh

user... It's a dude.

>ALL radio stations
Absolute bullshit.

tracks is good and some docus and short films.
is there something similar to arte?

Literally Just Shockvalue: The Show. Absolute schlock

>that I am secretly gay because I am disgusted by faggots (like you)
It at least tells me you're insecure about your sexuality if you subconsciously felt the need to pull that example.

I heard it's good. It's still up, right?

>Well Münster Tatort has a lot of humor I like.
You're a fucking piece of trash pleb that deserves to be helpless and whiny, you literal nignog.

Also your "analysis" of contemp German film is just uninformed bullshit.

kek

Ads are not the problem, I was intending to pirate it anyway, but why the fuck wouldn't they release it in 1080 ? Did they not have the budget to upload anything but a 700MB rip on their VOD service ? Did they not have the budget for blurays instead of fucking DVDs ?
taxpayer money put to good use