meanwhile, on martian Sup Forums...
Meanwhile, on martian Sup Forums
yo what is that giant cloud of dust coming towards us?
Lovely weather we're having. Everything is red, as expected.
i cant believe im trapped on this dust ball with a gook, and not even a prepubescent one
>tfw no martian gf
Keeping Up with the Alturians
>You're a big guy
>For you
*disconnects life support*
Sir, we're encountering hostile martians
Fuck Sup Forums, right comrade martian?
IT'S THE CAPESHIT
RUN
What's your favorite scene from EARTHED.COM?
reminder that pro-vaxxers all fell for monkey propaganda. tiny invisible animals that kill you is obviously bs
When are they going to give the people the air?
>MARTIAN DUST, MY ARCHNEMESIS
AHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH I HAVE CANCER AGAIN PLEASE CAN I GO HOME THE SOLAR RAYS WONT STOP GIVING ME CANCER
>tfw you won't get the chance to be the first rapist in martian history
um hey guise
fuck Earth, an I right? I mean we should totally secede. They're just sitting on their lazy asses while we're doing all the hard and dangerous work. We can do this.
ACK ACK ACK ACK!?!??! ACKACKCKACK
>mars
why are there telephone poles in the background
for our phones
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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lol
Do you think astronauts have sex in space
No but they probably fap.
A fun fact is that sex won't work in space in terms of making a baby because the sperm need gravity to know which way to go, in zero gravity they will just be swimming around in circles.
Thanks for the fun fact.
Is there one thread you children won't get triggered in
Ayy Lamo
>you children won't get triggered in
My wife's son, right?