Meanwhile, on martian Sup Forums

meanwhile, on martian Sup Forums...

yo what is that giant cloud of dust coming towards us?

Lovely weather we're having. Everything is red, as expected.

i cant believe im trapped on this dust ball with a gook, and not even a prepubescent one

>tfw no martian gf

Keeping Up with the Alturians

>You're a big guy
>For you

*disconnects life support*

Sir, we're encountering hostile martians

Fuck Sup Forums, right comrade martian?

IT'S THE CAPESHIT

RUN

What's your favorite scene from EARTHED.COM?

reminder that pro-vaxxers all fell for monkey propaganda. tiny invisible animals that kill you is obviously bs

When are they going to give the people the air?

>MARTIAN DUST, MY ARCHNEMESIS

AHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH I HAVE CANCER AGAIN PLEASE CAN I GO HOME THE SOLAR RAYS WONT STOP GIVING ME CANCER

>tfw you won't get the chance to be the first rapist in martian history

um hey guise

fuck Earth, an I right? I mean we should totally secede. They're just sitting on their lazy asses while we're doing all the hard and dangerous work. We can do this.

ACK ACK ACK ACK!?!??! ACKACKCKACK

>mars
why are there telephone poles in the background

for our phones

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

...

lol

Do you think astronauts have sex in space

No but they probably fap.

A fun fact is that sex won't work in space in terms of making a baby because the sperm need gravity to know which way to go, in zero gravity they will just be swimming around in circles.

Thanks for the fun fact.

Is there one thread you children won't get triggered in

Ayy Lamo

>you children won't get triggered in
My wife's son, right?