First picture from Aquaman
First picture from Aquaman
LOOK OUT, AQUAMAN! A SUCCUBUS!
>tfw samoan genes never let your abs show no matter how disciplined your diet and training are
I like Wan, but not sure if Momoa can carry a movie. His Conan was...ugh.
Made for BBC
ugly bellybutton
wouldn't bang
Do those tats match up?
>another studio meddled mess of a film with 3 directors and a shit script
Yaaay
I can't look at this and not wish the Conan movie had been/ performed better.
Is that Black Manta?
Looks like he's on a sub! Could we be witnessing Big Guys branching out!?
Nah, they seem to have let Wan alone.
Kinda like how Marlel let the Russos alone for TWS and it ended up being the only non-shitty movie in the entire MCU.
To be honest he is the perfect person for a modern Aquaman flick.
He played in Baywatch Hawaii for fuck sake!
DCHAD
bigger than their bodyguards
Where's the fucking Manta suit?
>Nah, they seem to have let Wan alone.
They didnt, he wanted a terror movie, and snyder backed him, but since Johns took over his movie it's about n52 aquaman, aka generic shit
Why are their bodyguards short fat spics
I feel like this is an excuse to get Jason Mamoa to go around without his shirt on for more than an hour.
Not that I’m complaining or anything, of course.
Now they say the movie will be like Star Wars
how do they tattoo him underwater?
whoa, a giant skeleton
niggaz thumb be bigga than the chinks dick
kek
Not really. Big men who are strong don't have visible abs, just look at any boxer or ufc fighter. Only skinny 170lb twinks have abs.
most of the DCEU is actors going around without their shirts on for an hour or so
I'm not complaining either
Has anyone heard the story of the DCEU fan that wasn't homosexual? Because I sure as hell have not
Its LA
There bodyguards are there in case they have to physically lay their hands on someone. So mamoa doesn't have too so there is no way he will get charged because all the blame would be on his guards.
Christ, Amber's hot
The average Mexican male is 5'5". Look it up
Those guys are basically Chads in Mexico / NuMexico (Cali)
What's the point of this shit? everybody thinks aquaman is a joke even wonder woman beats him, does anybody have a spoiler on the story?
i'm sure it'll be cgi shitfeast underwater
>Any ufc fighter
What the fuck are you talking about they look ripped
Literally me: the character
The only thing that could save the movie is Black Manta. Like the FF movie would have been good with proper DOOM.
>the trench
>not horror themed monsters
lol okay kid
biggest bomb of 2018 coming through
The Trench this is basically the most horror shit Aquaman has done since the 90s or that thing with Cthulu they did before IC...so thats actually the opposite of what you are saying.
I watched Conan and Momoa cannot carry a movie
he's a big guy
>doubting James Wan
Not sure if it will be a hit but it will be a good movie.
Not so sure what's "Star Wars" about it though.
I guess they could change it but it wasn't done filming before jla was released and they hired James because he does horror
The villains in JL and WW were a joke, i don't have any hopes for this one
Is that Roman Reigns?
please don't fuck up the black manta costume
Have they explained how they're doing the talking underwater? They sidestepped it in JL and had Aquaman and Mera talk in an air bubble.
Fuuug
Disgusting desu, he looks like a wwe reject
Name a superhero movie with a good villain (besides Batman and /or Spider-Man )
Get a room you two.
You're queer. You're gay. You're homosexual. You're a poof, you're a poofter, you're a ponce. You're a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. You're bent. You are that arsebandit. You lift those shirts. You're a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. You dine at the downstairs restaurant, you dance at the other end of the ballroom. You're Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. You fuck and you are fucked. You suck and you are sucked. You rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.
I'm betting on telepathy represented by reverb heavy voiceovers.
>you seed and you are seeded
...
Isn't he supposed to be blonde haired and blue eyed?
Bob Sapp had abs at 700 lbs you retard.
Fucking kek, someone draw a version where the womans croch is circled too.
Fuck you im mexican and im 6'5
Will be as retarded and goofy as parademons
I for one can't wait for Black Manta to say
>I want to play a game Arthur
dats raciss
>Mexican
>6'5
Magneto's a good villain, but otherwise... I can't, unless we're counting Unbreakable
Have you never worn a jean? The crotch always creases, unrelated to dick presence
because guns
oh. DC is still trying huh? lol
You want me to take a picture I'll do it
Calm down
He's literally playing Lobo now. This is ridiculous.
Im a big guy
Im mexican but who knows what kind my great grandmother haf d blonde hair and blue eyes my mom has cousins with green eyes
>big guy
thats alot of belly my dude
Congrats, bro
I was actually wrong, though. The avg Mexican male is 5'4" - geo-mexico.com
IBane?
El Bañe?
Is that Steven Adams?
That picture clearly shows they aren't
>L-look guys, A-aquaman is badass too! Fish eat people, rawr
More like Edgyman haha!
I know i dropped from 458 pounds to 374 in the last 4 months i wanna get down to 200
Post a pic of yourself, please. I could use a laugh
P L A N E T
>baywatch
>le rape man in GoT
>fucking aquaman
Will this guy ever catch a break?
Wow it's literally just him, a character who has made a full appearance in a movie already
Lol this.
I was like, uh yeah I just saw him in Justice League why do I care?
Thats captain planet to you
There was promotional art released a week or so ago showing Manta has his giant ass helmet
Esta grande este guey
That shirt makes you look fatter than you are. Here, these are for you:
artofmanliness.com
fashionoomph.com
I went from a 5x down to a 3x im wearing a 4x in that pic cuz i like the loose fit
He's getting paid a shit load of money and enjoying himself. Seems like he's better off than all of us
Never mind, then. Good on you, friend.
Thanks its really feels great fitting into smaller clothes now even my shoes fit better my legs and arms a looking good but i gotta work on this big belly im doing sit ups every day before hitting the gym see what kinda results i see
...
You suck and you are fucked
more like tattooman lmao
Hahaha no
Winter Soldier is an absolutely mediocre 5/10. If you cannot see this you have no business discussing film.
>mexican can't comprehend what an average is
maybe they are sending their best
FUCK ME THIS SEMON DEMON
I know i am just meming. Wish I had his abs and beard growth. And height.
was basically khal drogo
you're wrong
What is with the push behind Jason Momoa? He's like a second-rate Kevin Sorbo. He belongs as a supporting actor in cable tv series.