Legitimate (Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi) [Full Reveal - All Spoilers]

From the theater to you. It is finished.

Rey Palpatine
Kylo and Rey are the most powerful force users ever, but they can only truly wield their power when working together.
Luke no longer sees himself as a Jedi.
Kylo Ren still sees himself as a Jedi.
Snoke got injured in a false flag attack meant to convince the Republic they need a centralized military. He and Leia were close colleagues.
Star Forge is now canon.
Kylo finds Rey and Luke by reaching out to Rey in the Force.
Poe goes extremist, but sees the error of his ways.
The Resistance holds their stronghold at Crait until Hux decides to take the battle to the salt flats.
Luke wields a red lightsaber in memory of his father.
Kylo Ren’s lightsaber is actually purple and you will see it change.
Kylo lost control of his power and accidentally destroyed the new Jedi Temple. Just like his mother and father, Luke sent him away.
Rey accidentally killed her own parents in a similar fashion.
“Let the past die” is said to Leia on her deathbed. The full line is “It’s ok to let the past die” after Leia apologizes for failing Ben as a son. She dies.
Finn goes from wanting to run away and leave the fight to being named the leader of the Resistance.
Poe is the one who nominates him.
Finn makes it his personal goal to liberate the planets from the First Order.
Finn wins the fight with Phasma but he spares her. Several Stormtroopers defect here.
The Resistance survives Crait by listening to Rose about following the crystal foxes into the caverns below the planet.
Rose is secretly Force Sensitive and it is all but stated that she is Luke’s daughter.
Ben turns on Snoke when Snoke asks him to kill Rey.
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The ancient Jedi believed that each Jedi was only one half of their potential and that the force had selected another user to be their other half and they devoted their lives to finding each other.
When Ben and Rey kiss, it literally creates life.
Hux supplants Snoke as the leader of the First Order after having arranged Snoke’s escape pod to destruct. This dude is super fucking evil.
Luke stays out of the fight. But he doesn’t hesitate to defend himself.
You will see Yoda.
You will see Anakin.
You will see Obi-Wan.
You will see Qui-Gon.

It is the best SW film since The Empire Strikes back.

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It will rehash what we already know
Critics and 'nerds' will praise it for being inoffensive in every way possible
It will continue the malaise of the franchise

Tell us what happens on Canto bight in detail

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Lucas will be finally recognised for his flawed but in comparison daring vision of the canon

these "leaks" get dumber by the day and then immediately get proven wrong the next day by tv spots. Just stop

It is the biggest spoiler of the entire film, involving Benicio Del Toro character, a 'splicer' (casino hacker, hustle man) goes back two letters for a name only. He is not who he appears and what/who he is is the film's biggest twist, ending up changing how the past episodes of SW are viewed (retconned) forever.

Look closely how he looks and then think about Fett and before. That's the only thing I'm keeping.

Will separate many fans, but there was technically no way to guess or even call this spoiler ever, because the information was literally not there to ever construct one.

This is also why he was not allowed to do any press.

Peace.

>Falling for shit like this because you know they'd do something as stupid as what was listed here.

Not a single thing written can be disproved because it's the film.Go for it, go ahead.

This is too interesting to be real, not that it's that interesting

The latest teaser has Rey catching and using Kylos lightsaber in the throne room and it's red not purple. When would Luke have had time to fuck someone and have rose? He's been on that island.

Just doing my duty--don't give a damn bout internet glory. People have waited enough. Everyone of relevance in Japan has already seen it, UK semi-VIPs seeing it now. Nothing left to even hide. Co-confirm with anyone else you need, anywhere.

They can't do anything at this point. Not even behind proxy.

Fake and Gay. Fuck off cunt

Please disregard. I'm a huge faggot and all of this is fanfiction

>You will see Jar Jar Binks

sounds kinda boring
why the fuck would they force Rey-Kylo romance down the viewers throats
and why ruin Luke, because he is an old white man?

Absolutely right. She calls it from the floor when Kylo is literally suspending against a wall, literally dying from Snoke.

Reason Luke left to the island involves exactly due to his child and what happened to the mother. He is broken over this, forever.

is this supposed to be a joke? Because it sounds like the stupidest shit ever but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it's all true...

'Tis the season, then....

>Rose is secretly Force Sensitive and it is all but stated that she is Luke’s daughter.

As stupid as it may sound, they are literally made through the Force for one another, as it has been since the beginning of time. Anakin and Padme, same deal, others. Force will always create you and your half. It is the will of the Force. Almost like the "imprinting" bullshit for Faglight.

is there a reunion with Luke and Leia?

DJ is boba fett?

Yup.

>Rose is Luke's daughter

it sounds stupid as fuck but considering its also Disney machine of money in question, they probably go with this kind of stupid shit

now I need to start drinking so I can forget all this retarded shit before I go watch it after it releases...

>Rose is secretly Force Sensitive and it is all but stated that she is Luke’s daughter.

>Doesn't mention based Porgs

That's how I know your lying

his lying what

I thought I was going to be divided as hell like all the shit they were saying, but in all honesty it is not bad at all. Shit really does make sense and it is not forced down your throat. It is just stated how things are, and that's the fucking way they are. I actually have a lot more respect from the director for following his own vision and not falling into fucking fanservice horseshit.

Overall, it was a fucking good film. Shit makes a lot of sense, has a great flow, great editing, the best acting of Hamil's career. Music is absolutely amazing. Sound effects on the lightsabers have been turned to 10 and have a huge boom and pop of igniting and especially striking shit.

All together, it has that much 'realer' Rogue One feel, not that CGI fantasyland shit Lucas brought with the prequels.

Shit feels like it is actually happening, or could.

He did good, and I'm cynical as fuck.

9.5/10

Scene where Chewie names a Porg, is his pet, but no one understands what the name means. Little fuckers are not as intrusive, product-placed as thought. They are just kinda there and are actually treated like more a "just ignore these things" entire film. Not pushed down your throats..

Obi wan is played by Ewan and Anakin by Hayden? I'm guessing Rey sees them since Luke has cut his force connection

They are, sir.

The real spoilers have been known for months. Why even bother with your cringey fan-fic shit?

It's embarrassing.

Enjoy gettin' rocked in seven days. Wrote fact after fact quickly as remembered, not into fan fiction paragraphs.

>music is absolutely amazing
so is this part of the soundtrack?
when does this song play youtube.com/watch?v=Wwl_7qKkW_Q

>Star Forge is now canon.
Explain.

I do not remember this shit being played at all. Actually sounds ridiculous. Score flows well.

OP's "leak" is fake and gay. Saw this same copypasta a few days ago. Try harder.

>Star Forge is now canon.

Was actually discovered in the Unknown Regions a fuckton ago by the what became known as the remnants of the Republic, although it looks nothing like the one from the game or whatever it was in. Uses energy of stars and converts it whatever the hell you want. Only Snoke could use it through the Force and produced the ridiculous weapons The Force Order mysteriously just 'has' out of nowhere.

Hints at this race for either the next films or further out in a holographic looking recording thing that comes up when it comes to life.

Tall, look like somekind of manta ray things with eyes far apart. All it goes into.

how can chewie *name* something? are you stupid?

You know how I know this is fake? Because it reads like some retarded Star Wars fanfiction.

the guy gives it a name. don't know what else to say. Luke says "You named it......" only time implied.

>"Here are all these spoilers guys"
>user asks a question about Canto Bight
>"oh, lol big spoiler guyz I don't want to reveal ;)"

i'll just say it if no one cares then

lol, this

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yeah take your time making stuff up buddy

He is the last Sith and has nothing to do with hacking. he is not old, ancient, any of that. if you want to know how it changes everything, i'll post it. you'll find out probably in hours anyway

And surprise, he's Kylo's actual father. Not Ha who is his adopted father.

Look at Kylo's hair for god sakes.

now you're just fucking with us

sorry, it is as it is.

>goes back two letters for a name only.

What the fuck are you trying to say?

i'm sorry i'm on a phone. that was "he goes only by two letters as a name--not his actual name of course."

alright, i'm gone. enjoy the film. he did well.

The visual dictionary leaked last night and it confirmed that the Sith are 100% done and dead. There is no last Sith. It ended with Vader and Palpatine and that's from the book itself. And that book spoiled that Leia ends up in a coma when Kylo Ren's wingmate takes out the bridge she is on so it's not like they're not dropping spoilers in it.

he was named the successor of someone and he still considers himself a Sith. he states it himself.

Shut the fuck up and stop trying you retarded cunt.

she does. this is correct. the last conversation is her talking with Kylo and Rey through her mind, the force or whatever, and she lies they silent. the last words are "I am so proud of my--"

and she dies.

>Rose is secretly Force Sensitive and it is all but stated that she is Luke’s daughter.
I'm dropping Star Wars, I'm sick of seeing WM/AF promoted in the media

>Luke no longer sees himself as a Jedi.
>Kylo Ren still sees himself as a Jedi.
this is the kind of contempt for the original material that i would expect from disney.

Seen film this is legit all of it

Then elaborate the DJ twist this guy is taking about then.

>Leia cheated on Han with some random sith

yeah, no

But does the fat Asian girl get BLACKED?

Hey OP my dad works at Disney and Lucasfilm (He's never home dad please I forget what your face looks like) and he sent me a no reply email with spoilers. I just wanted to let you know nothing you wrote is true and you're talking out of your ass. Making up spoilers for attention is possibly the most pathetic thing a person can do.

Guy really says to himself "I am" when asked about the Sith. He has been working with the girl with purple hair forever, sorry forgot her name but she dies. He wants the First Order destroyed because they killed everyone he loved. He also gave the location to the people who became the new Rebels the location of the Star Forge base thing, it looks more like that that ship from Guardians 1, the evil ship. It destroys stars by zapping all their power and led to the discovery of the Phantom Energy or whatever from Force Awakens that blows up planets. He feels completely responsible and his wife was on one of the worlds incinerated.

He acts like he is a casino hustler.

OP hasnt even read the book that leaked onto Reddit.

how is he kylo's real father because thats the part i find utterly ridiculous in OP's claims.

It is ridiculous and it's true. He really is Kylo's father. They practically look absolutely identical even. They even move and do gestures the same. It's fucking bizarre.

I can't believe this is what they tried their best to hide so badly, but it is what it is. Whatever.

The worst part is they don't even elaborate on it. Yes, I'm serious.

that's fucking stupid and definitely not true, nice fanfiction faggot

You're in for a shock lol

OP if you are reading, did they give you one of the little lightsaber keychains that light up? They had security sitting in every other row too. Did they make you sign anything? None here. Just asked all phones off and waited before it started.

Thanks user!! Sounds as safe and fan fictiony as TFA. Will pass.

But what about the Porgs?

Where the fuck is my god damn lightsaber keychain, you faggot. I will force choke your mom. Tears

Fucking poster. Whoopdefuckin' do.

This. Can’t be real.

This so much. I'm not even big into star wars, but to have one of the most infamous characters daughter be a fat goofy looking Asian who is randomly just thrown into the movie for lulz and diversity is so fucking stupid.

haha non-VIPed. Accept it. England Pinewood.

>Sup Forums will fall for this bait and unironically think it’s real

It's disgusting and true. The Last Gook-eye. Diversity for the fail.

>Rey Palpatine
Nope
You're an idiot and your larping thread is trash.

>“It’s ok to let the past die”

"ok?" How old are you?

>"the sounds are loud and go boom the booms made me happy!!"

>Kylo Ren’s lightsaber is actually purple and you will see it change.
explain how

I actually don't know what OP meant by this. It is implied she came from him when he was a Senator. Other than that, I don't know what that was about. Her power is straight up said it is from the dark side, however.

Kylo is from the light, she is from the dark.

Simple, takes the red crystal from his broken saber after Ray loses it in combat against the red guys and then Luke gives him the one with the blue crystal. You see him constructing a new saber and it is long and skinny and actually looks more like a two-hander. He only ignites one end if it is.

I be live this it really speaks to the nu males who all have single moms. Leiah loved han, he dipped out, she bangs random sith guy to get back at him. Out pops kylo who kills the step dad who left his mom. Its poetry.

Then that would mean that she is around Luke's age, since Sheev was just finishing up being a senator and turning emperor when Luke was born

I completely agree, it makes no sense and this is what they roll with. 100% agree with your logic and I also didn't understand.

Most people were like "wat".

>it has that much 'realer' Rogue One feel, not that CGI fantasyland shit Lucas brought with the prequels.
>Shit feels like it is actually happening, or could.
because realism is exactly what people want from fucking star wars.

got back seeing it with mate.

most of this is right on the head.

Hey brainlet you wrote down a bunch of gibberish.

>Star Forge
>It destroys stars by zapping all their power
POST YOUR FACE WHEN ANOTHER DEATHSTAR

>Lukes Saber is red in memory of his father

that would be pretty neat desu

wat abut DORK VADER

>Hux supplants Snoke as the leader of the First Order after having arranged Snoke’s escape pod to destruct. This dude is super fucking evil.
>OH VEYY HUX IS HITLER 2.0
fake and gay