Rey Palpatine Kylo and Rey are the most powerful force users ever, but they can only truly wield their power when working together. Luke no longer sees himself as a Jedi. Kylo Ren still sees himself as a Jedi. Snoke got injured in a false flag attack meant to convince the Republic they need a centralized military. He and Leia were close colleagues. Star Forge is now canon. Kylo finds Rey and Luke by reaching out to Rey in the Force. Poe goes extremist, but sees the error of his ways. The Resistance holds their stronghold at Crait until Hux decides to take the battle to the salt flats. Luke wields a red lightsaber in memory of his father. Kylo Ren’s lightsaber is actually purple and you will see it change. Kylo lost control of his power and accidentally destroyed the new Jedi Temple. Just like his mother and father, Luke sent him away. Rey accidentally killed her own parents in a similar fashion. “Let the past die” is said to Leia on her deathbed. The full line is “It’s ok to let the past die” after Leia apologizes for failing Ben as a son. She dies. Finn goes from wanting to run away and leave the fight to being named the leader of the Resistance. Poe is the one who nominates him. Finn makes it his personal goal to liberate the planets from the First Order. Finn wins the fight with Phasma but he spares her. Several Stormtroopers defect here. The Resistance survives Crait by listening to Rose about following the crystal foxes into the caverns below the planet. Rose is secretly Force Sensitive and it is all but stated that she is Luke’s daughter. Ben turns on Snoke when Snoke asks him to kill Rey. (1 of 2)
The ancient Jedi believed that each Jedi was only one half of their potential and that the force had selected another user to be their other half and they devoted their lives to finding each other. When Ben and Rey kiss, it literally creates life. Hux supplants Snoke as the leader of the First Order after having arranged Snoke’s escape pod to destruct. This dude is super fucking evil. Luke stays out of the fight. But he doesn’t hesitate to defend himself. You will see Yoda. You will see Anakin. You will see Obi-Wan. You will see Qui-Gon.
It is the best SW film since The Empire Strikes back.
(2 of 2) End.
Asher Ross
1 of 2
It will rehash what we already know Critics and 'nerds' will praise it for being inoffensive in every way possible It will continue the malaise of the franchise
Julian Cox
Tell us what happens on Canto bight in detail
Ryder Butler
2 of 2
Lucas will be finally recognised for his flawed but in comparison daring vision of the canon
Noah James
these "leaks" get dumber by the day and then immediately get proven wrong the next day by tv spots. Just stop
Elijah Phillips
It is the biggest spoiler of the entire film, involving Benicio Del Toro character, a 'splicer' (casino hacker, hustle man) goes back two letters for a name only. He is not who he appears and what/who he is is the film's biggest twist, ending up changing how the past episodes of SW are viewed (retconned) forever.
Look closely how he looks and then think about Fett and before. That's the only thing I'm keeping.
Will separate many fans, but there was technically no way to guess or even call this spoiler ever, because the information was literally not there to ever construct one.
This is also why he was not allowed to do any press.
Peace.
Brandon Carter
>Falling for shit like this because you know they'd do something as stupid as what was listed here.
Anthony Ramirez
Not a single thing written can be disproved because it's the film.Go for it, go ahead.
Noah Morgan
This is too interesting to be real, not that it's that interesting
Gabriel Brooks
The latest teaser has Rey catching and using Kylos lightsaber in the throne room and it's red not purple. When would Luke have had time to fuck someone and have rose? He's been on that island.
Thomas Harris
Just doing my duty--don't give a damn bout internet glory. People have waited enough. Everyone of relevance in Japan has already seen it, UK semi-VIPs seeing it now. Nothing left to even hide. Co-confirm with anyone else you need, anywhere.
They can't do anything at this point. Not even behind proxy.
Jayden Price
Fake and Gay. Fuck off cunt
Ian Morgan
Please disregard. I'm a huge faggot and all of this is fanfiction
Joseph Foster
>You will see Jar Jar Binks
Brayden Foster
sounds kinda boring why the fuck would they force Rey-Kylo romance down the viewers throats and why ruin Luke, because he is an old white man?
Benjamin Lopez
Absolutely right. She calls it from the floor when Kylo is literally suspending against a wall, literally dying from Snoke.
Reason Luke left to the island involves exactly due to his child and what happened to the mother. He is broken over this, forever.
Noah Williams
is this supposed to be a joke? Because it sounds like the stupidest shit ever but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it's all true...
Levi Price
'Tis the season, then....
Brody Green
>Rose is secretly Force Sensitive and it is all but stated that she is Luke’s daughter.
Isaiah Nelson
As stupid as it may sound, they are literally made through the Force for one another, as it has been since the beginning of time. Anakin and Padme, same deal, others. Force will always create you and your half. It is the will of the Force. Almost like the "imprinting" bullshit for Faglight.
Matthew Sanders
is there a reunion with Luke and Leia?
Luis Butler
DJ is boba fett?
Evan Ramirez
Yup.
John Edwards
>Rose is Luke's daughter
Sebastian Cox
it sounds stupid as fuck but considering its also Disney machine of money in question, they probably go with this kind of stupid shit
now I need to start drinking so I can forget all this retarded shit before I go watch it after it releases...
Daniel Barnes
>Rose is secretly Force Sensitive and it is all but stated that she is Luke’s daughter.
Jose Ortiz
>Doesn't mention based Porgs
That's how I know your lying
Owen Davis
his lying what
Benjamin Bennett
I thought I was going to be divided as hell like all the shit they were saying, but in all honesty it is not bad at all. Shit really does make sense and it is not forced down your throat. It is just stated how things are, and that's the fucking way they are. I actually have a lot more respect from the director for following his own vision and not falling into fucking fanservice horseshit.
Overall, it was a fucking good film. Shit makes a lot of sense, has a great flow, great editing, the best acting of Hamil's career. Music is absolutely amazing. Sound effects on the lightsabers have been turned to 10 and have a huge boom and pop of igniting and especially striking shit.
All together, it has that much 'realer' Rogue One feel, not that CGI fantasyland shit Lucas brought with the prequels.
Shit feels like it is actually happening, or could.
He did good, and I'm cynical as fuck.
9.5/10
Adrian Carter
Scene where Chewie names a Porg, is his pet, but no one understands what the name means. Little fuckers are not as intrusive, product-placed as thought. They are just kinda there and are actually treated like more a "just ignore these things" entire film. Not pushed down your throats..
Jacob Rogers
Obi wan is played by Ewan and Anakin by Hayden? I'm guessing Rey sees them since Luke has cut his force connection
Adam Perez
They are, sir.
Nathan Sanchez
The real spoilers have been known for months. Why even bother with your cringey fan-fic shit?
It's embarrassing.
Jaxson Perez
Enjoy gettin' rocked in seven days. Wrote fact after fact quickly as remembered, not into fan fiction paragraphs.
I do not remember this shit being played at all. Actually sounds ridiculous. Score flows well.
Gabriel Jackson
OP's "leak" is fake and gay. Saw this same copypasta a few days ago. Try harder.
Josiah Jackson
>Star Forge is now canon.
Jason Cooper
Was actually discovered in the Unknown Regions a fuckton ago by the what became known as the remnants of the Republic, although it looks nothing like the one from the game or whatever it was in. Uses energy of stars and converts it whatever the hell you want. Only Snoke could use it through the Force and produced the ridiculous weapons The Force Order mysteriously just 'has' out of nowhere.
Hints at this race for either the next films or further out in a holographic looking recording thing that comes up when it comes to life.
Tall, look like somekind of manta ray things with eyes far apart. All it goes into.
Jackson Adams
how can chewie *name* something? are you stupid?
Liam Kelly
You know how I know this is fake? Because it reads like some retarded Star Wars fanfiction.
Oliver Adams
the guy gives it a name. don't know what else to say. Luke says "You named it......" only time implied.
Noah Watson
>"Here are all these spoilers guys" >user asks a question about Canto Bight >"oh, lol big spoiler guyz I don't want to reveal ;)"
Joseph Price
i'll just say it if no one cares then
Tyler Davis
lol, this
Oliver Ortiz
R E Y L O E Y L O
IT IS HAPPENING
Ryder Barnes
yeah take your time making stuff up buddy
Angel Hill
He is the last Sith and has nothing to do with hacking. he is not old, ancient, any of that. if you want to know how it changes everything, i'll post it. you'll find out probably in hours anyway
Connor Sanders
And surprise, he's Kylo's actual father. Not Ha who is his adopted father.
Look at Kylo's hair for god sakes.
Gabriel Collins
now you're just fucking with us
Jace Brooks
sorry, it is as it is.
Joshua Miller
>goes back two letters for a name only.
What the fuck are you trying to say?
Elijah Sanders
i'm sorry i'm on a phone. that was "he goes only by two letters as a name--not his actual name of course."
Nathaniel Cox
alright, i'm gone. enjoy the film. he did well.
Lincoln Morgan
The visual dictionary leaked last night and it confirmed that the Sith are 100% done and dead. There is no last Sith. It ended with Vader and Palpatine and that's from the book itself. And that book spoiled that Leia ends up in a coma when Kylo Ren's wingmate takes out the bridge she is on so it's not like they're not dropping spoilers in it.
John Baker
he was named the successor of someone and he still considers himself a Sith. he states it himself.
Christian Peterson
Shut the fuck up and stop trying you retarded cunt.
Owen Long
she does. this is correct. the last conversation is her talking with Kylo and Rey through her mind, the force or whatever, and she lies they silent. the last words are "I am so proud of my--"
and she dies.
Tyler Carter
>Rose is secretly Force Sensitive and it is all but stated that she is Luke’s daughter. I'm dropping Star Wars, I'm sick of seeing WM/AF promoted in the media
Aiden Morales
>Luke no longer sees himself as a Jedi. >Kylo Ren still sees himself as a Jedi. this is the kind of contempt for the original material that i would expect from disney.
William Brooks
Seen film this is legit all of it
Grayson Collins
Then elaborate the DJ twist this guy is taking about then.
Kevin Thompson
>Leia cheated on Han with some random sith
yeah, no
Ryan Thompson
But does the fat Asian girl get BLACKED?
Levi Rivera
Hey OP my dad works at Disney and Lucasfilm (He's never home dad please I forget what your face looks like) and he sent me a no reply email with spoilers. I just wanted to let you know nothing you wrote is true and you're talking out of your ass. Making up spoilers for attention is possibly the most pathetic thing a person can do.
Nolan Young
Guy really says to himself "I am" when asked about the Sith. He has been working with the girl with purple hair forever, sorry forgot her name but she dies. He wants the First Order destroyed because they killed everyone he loved. He also gave the location to the people who became the new Rebels the location of the Star Forge base thing, it looks more like that that ship from Guardians 1, the evil ship. It destroys stars by zapping all their power and led to the discovery of the Phantom Energy or whatever from Force Awakens that blows up planets. He feels completely responsible and his wife was on one of the worlds incinerated.
He acts like he is a casino hustler.
Liam Adams
OP hasnt even read the book that leaked onto Reddit.
Nolan Reed
how is he kylo's real father because thats the part i find utterly ridiculous in OP's claims.
Mason Green
It is ridiculous and it's true. He really is Kylo's father. They practically look absolutely identical even. They even move and do gestures the same. It's fucking bizarre.
I can't believe this is what they tried their best to hide so badly, but it is what it is. Whatever.
The worst part is they don't even elaborate on it. Yes, I'm serious.
Christopher Gray
that's fucking stupid and definitely not true, nice fanfiction faggot
Cooper Collins
You're in for a shock lol
David Perry
OP if you are reading, did they give you one of the little lightsaber keychains that light up? They had security sitting in every other row too. Did they make you sign anything? None here. Just asked all phones off and waited before it started.
Easton Cooper
Thanks user!! Sounds as safe and fan fictiony as TFA. Will pass.
Evan Williams
But what about the Porgs?
Camden Taylor
Where the fuck is my god damn lightsaber keychain, you faggot. I will force choke your mom. Tears
Benjamin Young
Fucking poster. Whoopdefuckin' do.
Bentley Cook
This. Can’t be real.
Angel Campbell
This so much. I'm not even big into star wars, but to have one of the most infamous characters daughter be a fat goofy looking Asian who is randomly just thrown into the movie for lulz and diversity is so fucking stupid.
Robert Carter
haha non-VIPed. Accept it. England Pinewood.
Leo Miller
>Sup Forums will fall for this bait and unironically think it’s real
Cooper Diaz
It's disgusting and true. The Last Gook-eye. Diversity for the fail.
Christian Taylor
>Rey Palpatine Nope You're an idiot and your larping thread is trash.
Hunter Barnes
>“It’s ok to let the past die”
"ok?" How old are you?
John Morgan
>"the sounds are loud and go boom the booms made me happy!!"
Thomas Taylor
>Kylo Ren’s lightsaber is actually purple and you will see it change. explain how
Bentley Bell
I actually don't know what OP meant by this. It is implied she came from him when he was a Senator. Other than that, I don't know what that was about. Her power is straight up said it is from the dark side, however.
Kylo is from the light, she is from the dark.
Aaron Morgan
Simple, takes the red crystal from his broken saber after Ray loses it in combat against the red guys and then Luke gives him the one with the blue crystal. You see him constructing a new saber and it is long and skinny and actually looks more like a two-hander. He only ignites one end if it is.
Kayden Clark
I be live this it really speaks to the nu males who all have single moms. Leiah loved han, he dipped out, she bangs random sith guy to get back at him. Out pops kylo who kills the step dad who left his mom. Its poetry.
Robert Ramirez
Then that would mean that she is around Luke's age, since Sheev was just finishing up being a senator and turning emperor when Luke was born
Elijah Thomas
I completely agree, it makes no sense and this is what they roll with. 100% agree with your logic and I also didn't understand.
Most people were like "wat".
Lucas Collins
>it has that much 'realer' Rogue One feel, not that CGI fantasyland shit Lucas brought with the prequels. >Shit feels like it is actually happening, or could. because realism is exactly what people want from fucking star wars.
Ian Sanchez
got back seeing it with mate.
most of this is right on the head.
Xavier Taylor
Hey brainlet you wrote down a bunch of gibberish.
Jack Stewart
>Star Forge >It destroys stars by zapping all their power POST YOUR FACE WHEN ANOTHER DEATHSTAR
Easton Rodriguez
>Lukes Saber is red in memory of his father
that would be pretty neat desu
Daniel Reyes
wat abut DORK VADER
Levi Adams
>Hux supplants Snoke as the leader of the First Order after having arranged Snoke’s escape pod to destruct. This dude is super fucking evil. >OH VEYY HUX IS HITLER 2.0 fake and gay