I've cheated on my wife on multiple occasions. Allow me to lecture you on family values

>I've cheated on my wife on multiple occasions. Allow me to lecture you on family values.
What did he mean by this?

Woah

If a literal 10/10 woman jumped on top of you, youd cheat too

Family is a concept that goes way beyond sex. You should know this.

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

Holy shit you're a cuck.

user, god bless you. Based threadn and look this!
Sadly, this is a reddit board now

Big if true.

>mfw I never get dubs like these

WITNESSED

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impressive

Witnessed

Who would cheat with that?

Very nice

WHOA

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not if the wife is 10/10 too

Been here for years, and I will still never understand why people even get remotely excited about post numbers. Even when they're called correctly it's just meh to me
Just seems a little overly autistic, even here

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>never got dubs

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mfw

Sure I have, just don't care. I'm not going to celebrate and go to sleep happy over 1000 random people I'll never know checking my get, it just seems pathetic and sad, I don't get it

IMPRESSIVE

checked

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if you don't cheat on your wife, you're a cuck.
which would explain why you're all so gay. It's in your genes.

>hates dubs
>gets dubs
what did he mean by this

I'm NOT a cuck. Just saying that if I'm in a happy marriage and decide to cheat I'm still in a marriage.

Like if my PAWG wife wanted to try a BBC for once we would technically still be married and I would still love her. Try to keep up, virgin.

ALL PRAISE THE GOD OF DUBS, 2's non the less
teach me your ways user

kill yourself dicklet

Unironically the longest get i've seen on Sup Forums.

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haha noice

I got six 7's on Sup Forums a while ago. the post was
>please let me have this one

I felt giddy as if I met God

how utterly pathetic.

Those sixes are the closest thing to sex you're gonna get, OP.

kek spoke to me that night

cringing hard

You haven't lurked enough to be posting then you pillowbiting queer.

>drawn on necklace
FUCK that triggered me

TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE

t..mad virgin without a beautiful, loving, sexually liberated wife