Dumbing of Willis

So they're going to fuck, right?

Please tell me they're going to fuck.

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Why are you still reading this trash?

Be nice to yourself. Read something good.

Because despite the comic being shit, I like Joyce. I empathize with her. That is all. If the strip doesn't have Joyce, I don't read it.

They will not fuck.

Speaking of Joyce, has a slipshine-user managed to get the Joyce/Dorothy pic for us yet?

(God help me I usually hate how he draws his characters having sex, but official Joyce lewds man...)

>low church Episcopalians

>Joyce/Dorothy

that's not a real thing

there is no fucking way there is canon joyce lewds

how many pages? just one picture? that can't be real

It's very, very real.

It is just one picture though.

what the fuck. goddamn it. how much is a slipshine subscription so I can see this one image?

Oh, not much. Spare change, really.

Just wait for the monthly rip and torrent that.
Seriously, buying anything because it has willy ""pornographique"" in it is worse than being a retard and means that you probably go NYEEEAAARGHHH when fucking your boy friend.

Depending on how it's posed, you might not even get to see anything. Remember the Danny/Amber blowjob picture that Yoto draw a better version of?

Man I've been waiting on a monthly rip since January.

Not that I'd ever pay anything to Willis, though. Especially not prices, Jesus.

They're probably clothed too.

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Oh my god!

That is his self-insert character, right?

Which means that Willis may very well really scream REEEEEEEEEEEEE! when he cums.

Willis has a bunch of self-inserts, about half of whom are gay now.

I had to.

Tonight, we have an interesting relationship rearrangement. Sarah has forsaken her claim to the wild Diglett, and just handed Joyce a pokeball.

Now it's just up to Joyce to not Ash it up.

Everything's coming up Joyce!

oh, okay, so jacob/joyce isnt going to happen at all, its a false lead

honestly, good. joe/joyce is the only right answer

What the fuck is up with Sarah's face!?

Willis, you fuck, just stop! Just stop entirely.

Also Walky's eye beans are sliding around unchecked.

Oh yeah, and it's Willis's birthday, and he's fishing for attention (and birthday Kickstarter pledges on the main page), so make sure you guys are super nice to him today.

Welp. Sarah has now officially gone full cuck. She sits among the greats like Lin Bei Fong and Star Butterfly

And when Jacob hears this was all some elaborate plan he will want nothing to do with any of them... but since this is Willis, Jacob will be thankful for being shown that Raidah is a bad girlfriend, and Sarah is a better alternative.

to be fair, there's a LOT on slipshine other than willis shit. I subbed for several months a while back when I was the porn bro, posting the shit here.

I kinda miss it, there was a bunch of comics I read for the story

Oh my god, it actually feels like things are happening here.
This must be what reading a competent webcomic feels like.

>I know what I am
Don't self-bully, Sarah. Just find another hot guy who's into harsh misanthropes, like Joe.

I hope this doesn't go anywhere, it's pretty silly.

i could see jacob forgiving joyce for her part in this because she clearly has no idea what shes doing

and as for the second half of that, well, its sarah. when has anything ever gone well for her in this comic? shes like the only major character willis DOESNT hand things to on a silver platter.
shes not getting jacob.

There are apparently some people who rip Slipshine content for others and upload it all in torrents or whatever, but I don't know where to grab those magnets from.

Willis hasn't really gone into how Jacob and Raidah got together, or why they're together after such a messy early-relationship.

I mean, the only "chemistry" we've seen them have is the strip in the elevator where Raidah kinda acts like a cunt, and it's implied at Galasso's that she doesn't just want him for sexytimes (which is a big deal for Jacob apparently).

It's Willis, so I'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop in regards to Jacob and Sarah.

*in regards to Jacob and Raidah

I swear to god if Joyce doesn't get into some actual relationship shit at SOME point I am going to post angrily on the internet

i could see him dumping raidah eventually after he hears the full story of her history with sarah, but hes shown pretty clearly hes not gonna put up with sarahs misanthropic garbage so if they do get together she'll have to actually go through some legitimate character development first

so, never gonna happen. im betting on "sort of friends but with no interest/chance of going further" as their end state

Nice to see Willis changed his avatar to something that better fits his personality.

>Joyce relationship
By the time that happens, it'll probably be your grandkids posting angrily on the inter-connected neural-matrix about it.

The latest magnet I can find is

>magnet:?xt=urn:btih:DIWYV3QKPU27KIONCR3OYP3W2SLNXA3L

It has every Pornographique up till the last full comic. None of the Pinups though.

Honestly, the strip just makes it seem that Sarah is far more interested in spiting Raidah than getting with Jacob at this point.

Bring on the JoycexJacob handholding, chaperoned and group dates, from-behind hugs, awkward social negotiations over an interracial relationship due to Joyce's sheltered upbringing, and through the clothes heavy petting.

That's been his icon for years now.

>Honestly, the strip just makes it seem that Sarah is far more interested in spiting Raidah than getting with Jacob at this point.
she is, she had given up on him before she found out he was with raidah

>Bring on the JoycexJacob handholding, chaperoned and group dates, from-behind hugs, awkward social negotiations over an interracial relationship due to Joyce's sheltered upbringing, and through the clothes heavy petting.

>tfw willis is too dumb to let this happen
>tfw the fanfic and fanart community for DoA is so minimal that I will never get my need for this satisfied

fucking murder me and end my life in the process

I regret everything.

Happy Birthday, Willis!

I want one of those Sarah hugs.

Nards.
Any idea where updates can be found?

What is it with Willis and spite?

>So many good comics/Manga/whatever
>Not only waste your time reading Willis, but also endless hours discussing it

It's called multitasking, m8. I can appreciate shit I like and complain about shit I hate at the same time. Reading Willis is cathartic.

It's not like 30 seconds of reading and a few posts a day take up all of our free time.

What kind of madman cucks themselves to spite their enemy?

It's all he has.

I regret nothing.

Don't worry, user, I've got you:

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One fic, fresh for you.

Sometimes the victory is more important than the spoils of war.

I'm waiting for JoycexKen.

Why?

how the fuck jacob can still like raidah after what happened inside the elevator will always be beyond me. That kind of behaviour is a HUGE red flag

I think they would make a cute couple.

In other news, Willis did some new designs for a shortpacked april fools comic.
Joyce looks pretty good.

I hope Joyce likes getting whored out for the sake of revenge.

can we get an editanon to make it where Walky is saying "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" instead?

You mean like the one three posts down from the one you linked?

Willis wishes he were gay. He's got lethal levels of white Liberal guilt going on

I like that the only way Willis knows how to write his two only main cast black women is to have them act rachet, hate each other, and fight over a man.

Someone bring this to his attention so he'll have an emotional break-down over what a racist piece of shit he is.

If only someone gay man would have pity on him and fuck him.

Moving the SEMME band onto the arm makes a lot of sense, but is far less distinctive.

Well, Sal's robot arm implies that this is from an alternate universe.
I suspect that in this universe, Linda tied the fragment of clothing onto her arm instead of her waist.

Can someone do a quick edit of Joyce's new design and replace the black with purple?

That last text panel is a mess. Fucking proofread, man!

I think the bigger problem is the use of the term 'emotional retardation'.
Would people had used that term in the early 00s?

Don't be silly. Joyce considers all black people to be valued household servants and as house wife it's her job to make sure her property is well cared for.

>I have strong feelings about not drawing any non-canon porn of my characters, because the characters' personalities and sexualities are important!
>LMAO It's April Fools, let's draw two straight characters making out as a blatant fucking shill

It's the hypocrisy that kills me about Willis, you know. I've read and liked comics with worse art and I've read comics with worse jokes and layouts and overall story structure without raising a fuss. But the man can't do anything without making Aaron Diaz look humble and restrained.

Yeah, Willis actively makes it hard to like his stuff because he's such a tool.

Like jeez man. Just admit you like drawing girl on girl and be done with it. Why are you being so fucking coy about it?

Something about "fetishizing lesbians being problematic" or something stupid like that, I'd wager.

Nah, he also fetishizes mental and emotional issues, combining the right flaws and backgrounds to create Tragic but Quirky female characters for his fans to latch onto.

Truth. If you think he only treats his criticizers with hate and vitriol, you're incorrect. Even his biggest fans are liable to end up on the other end of atomic-level snark.

Maybe Jacob isn't as smart as everyone seems to think he is.

He added a little beard and stubble, but basically just the same. He's trying to transition into a Cool Nerd Dad.

You know, if he really wanted to throw people off the trail, all he would have to do is draw some dude-on-dude instead of Ruth and Billie for the 100th time.

And you know, the way Ethan and Danny act about Amber, they may never get together. April Fool's Day would have been the perfect time to give that to his fans.

In preparation of happenings in the future.

Ethan and Danny is the only one I can think of at the moment.

Maybe Joyce will actually get with Jacob?

Oh, oh! Amber could get arrested, that would definitely be a happening!

He's had the beard and stubble for years now.

>Back guy fucking a white woman

Why would you want that?

>Back guy
I'm more of a butt guy, but whatever kink works.

Not fat enough

That would take too much effort for him to edit. It probably took 10 seconds to do what he did.

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I know this was probably a joke, but I did want an edit of the new design with the blue changed to purple.

>Quirky
I've heard enought of that word in the 2000s

Either get rid of the orange below the knee or make it so that it looks like a V at the top of each boot and it'd look even better.

Here ya go, bud.
Looked weird with just the purple swapped, so I just swapped all her colors back to the original shades.

>BLACK'd
dropped

Looks alright.
Thanks.

I know we unequivocally shit on Willis here but I'm actually pretty happy with him doing It's Walky! stuff, even for a gag. That comic was awesome and hell, maybe he'll do a Jeph Jacques and make a separate sci-fi comic (only it won't be as shit as Alice Grove).

Beck in the day, I'd hoped he'd make a followup to its walky that made good on Joyce's promise that everyone's kids would continue to defend the earth from future attacks.

Well, it's not like hes some walking stereotype if that matters at all.

You didn't check out earlier with Walky?

That's where I thought he was gonna go with it when he brought in Machete, but to hell with effort and storytelling I guess.

Maybe all that potential effort and stress was making him "poopy and pee-y" too often, and Maggie got tired of changing his seizure diapers.

not just BLACK'd but Joyce is going to be the bull in this upcoming cucking

And like the old saying goes, 'take the bull when she's horny'

This should've been Jewish or Asian

I would like to see some more of Amber and Mike's daughter as an adult.

There is any art of that kid as an adult?