ITT: Characters that are literally you

ITT: Characters that are literally you

I'm not religious at all though

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except i'm taller and better looking.

name one attribute his character had

I don't have a sister, though.

>love of japanese pussy
>cowardice
>willing to settle for a single mother

This fucking piece of shit will go to hell.

You mother fuckers remind me of this guy.

intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humor

fuck, that's me in a nutshell

Here's a better picture.
I bet you look more like this guy.

Unironically me

This really good looking fellow reminds me of myself.

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you wish pussy. whoops, i accidently took a picture of myself, with chris hemsworth's face on it. hahaha. i'm almost unrecognisable with how short he is in this gif. don't look.

You're a weird little dude.

I think its funny that liberals praise the two main characters but both the author and scorcese imply they made the wrong decision.

seems like scorcese and the author are retarded

I don't have a pod-racer though

Not really. Imagine an American soldier defected to Isis under torture; do you think they would praise him as a hero?

All those japanese converts that died were in vain because of the weakness of the priests.

Better example would be the Coptic Christians who refused to swear allegiance to Islam before being beheaded by Isis.

>Imagine an American soldier defected to Isis under torture; do you think they would praise him as a hero?

Different situation entirely, try this

>american soldier
>his fellow soldiers are being tortured
>isis ask him to step on a us flag and his soldiers will stop being tortured and be let go

In reality stepping on the jesus thing would mean nothing, it's actively working for the Japanese after that was stupid. He would have had plenty of chances to sow dissent or escape afterwards. Plenty of success stories have the hero getting fucked up in the middle, just look at Napoleon.

But regardless of any "it's like" situations, they all died in vain regardless.

>stepping on the jesus thing would mean nothing

It means everything to a Christian. Also, whos to say that the soldiers would want him to step on the flag. Thats the problem, liberals live ina world without meaing where beliefs are relative. These things are important because they symbolise something greater than themselves.

Except I'm not white

>wicked sense of humor
I bet you’re a riot at parties

The author is basically echoing the Binding of Isaac.

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poiusness

hey it's me

M-Maggie?

Specifically this timeline

somebody help

Literally being a fat pussy and failing at the one job he had in Japan

>I'm not religious at all though
You should be.

>liberals praise the two main characters
What are you talking about?

not in terms of looks but otherwise

now this is a character I can relate to

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I just can't stop fucking up
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mmmmm...be very careful...mmm.

>committing idolatry
Makes sense knowing how Catholics are.