When will he be canceled? Also did you know his stepfather shot his mother in the head?
When will he be canceled? Also did you know his stepfather shot his mother in the head?
Luis Williams
Ethan Jones
I did not know that
Carter Lee
DONALD
TRUMP
Elijah Campbell
Was his stepfather white? Might explain a lot
Anthony Taylor
You seem offended
Ayden Flores
details?
Leo Clark
It's he bombing?
That's weird.
William Price
How so?
Jaxson Cruz
>stepfather shot his mother in the head
a typical South African family
Julian Johnson
What are even the ratings for his shit show?
Oliver Howard
Literally never
Jeremiah Bailey
So?
Luis Thompson
google.com
>“I remember after the shooting, my mother was in the hospital, and all I felt was rage,” says Noah. “My mother said to me, ‘Don’t hate him for doing this, but rather pity him because he too is a victim, in his own way, of a world that has thrust upon him an idea of masculinity that he has subscribed to and is now a part of. As for myself, I do not wish to imbue myself with a hatred that only I will carry.’
Bet it was a nigger that shot her
Julian Watson
They can't even if they wanted to. He's the anointed black man put there by Stewart. If he was fired that would be the end of the Daily Show. He is actually terrible and has gone on record saying comedians should censor themselves.
Jaxon Jackson
>1.3 million viewers
>a success
Thomas Lee
I wonder if that sounded like something inspirational to someone, and not beaten wife logic
Grayson Jenkins
>“My mother said to me, ‘Don’t hate him for doing this, but rather pity him because he too is a victim, in his own way, of a world that has thrust upon him an idea of masculinity that he has subscribed to and is now a part of. As for myself, I do not wish to imbue myself with a hatred that only I will carry.’
This reads like one of those fake stories you'd read on tumblr where everyone claps at the end
Austin Sanchez
Good to know Conan is going even worse
Elijah Green
That is literally every single one of these fucking things dude. The sexual accusation stories are a laugh riot to read because they sound exactly like every imagined conversation you have in your head while in the shower. It's fantasy through-and-through. These people wish they were that eloquent and in control of their own faculties.
Joshua Bailey
What?
The last funny late night host.
Dammit triggered Square fags.
Redundant I know.
Nathaniel Bennett
The Jew was funnier.
Austin Richardson
>“My mother said to me, ‘Don’t hate him for doing this, but rather pity him because he too is a victim, in his own way, of a world that has thrust upon him an idea of masculinity that he has subscribed to and is now a part of.
Yeah, she definitely never said this.
Jonathan Gonzalez
He cucked
William Cox
When quoting someone shot in the head I'm inclined to doubt anything that isn't screaming and cussing.
Jack Ross
Have any of you watched the Onion's "You're Right" spoof segment of the John Oliver show? It's bretty gud.
Michael Martin
Another South African shot her father in the head, then her mother took the rap.
Jaxson Cooper
Post it
Joshua Ramirez
This one just posted today.
theonion.com
Ian Davis
i heard they renewed his contract until 2022
John Perez
Just found the list of all of them!
>t. Shill
theonion.com
Ayden Walker
He was never about hating on the minorites and praising Hitler.
James Lee
His real father was white.
Hudson Diaz
His show isn't funny, it's literally all trump shit whenever I see an ad for this awful show while i'm trying to watch south park. Stewart was way better.
At this point they can't get rid of their god awful show because then the big bad GOP wins.
Blake Nguyen
i dont know if counts as bombing when your ratings were always garbage
Matthew Martinez
Does he have a British accent?