>film begins
>narrator: "be me"
Film begins
wut
Name one film that does this
Name 69,873,267 flicks that do this
>be you
>it was me all along
>it ain't me
>films begins
>narrator coughs
...
...
>film begins
>footage from a phone filmed vertically
>narration begins
>*brapppppp*
>find gf
>her benis is bigger than yours
>narrator is literally (figuratively) me
>film ends
>cont?
>characters are approaching their final conflict
>WOAH BLACK BETTY BAMBALAM WOAH BLACK BETTY BAMBALAM
>Character takes drugs
>*GO ASK ALICE starts playing*
Haha it's called White Rabbit but yeah a lot of films do this.
>Chasing scene in a hotel
>a wild service cart appears
>the villain crashes with it
Haha thanks I must've made a mistake :^)
>movie starts
>narrator doesn't have a deep soothing voice
>film nearing conclusion
>entire plot turns out to be a setup for the protagonist to quote well-known song lyrics
> movie begins
> Narrator: "I'm dead"
>movie ends
>narrator tells us to read every first letter of the dialogue