Film begins

>film begins
>narrator: "be me"

wut

Name one film that does this

Name 69,873,267 flicks that do this

>be you
>it was me all along

>it ain't me

>films begins
>narrator coughs

...

...

>film begins
>footage from a phone filmed vertically

>narration begins
>*brapppppp*

>find gf
>her benis is bigger than yours

>narrator is literally (figuratively) me

>film ends
>cont?

>characters are approaching their final conflict
>WOAH BLACK BETTY BAMBALAM WOAH BLACK BETTY BAMBALAM

>Character takes drugs
>*GO ASK ALICE starts playing*

Haha it's called White Rabbit but yeah a lot of films do this.

>Chasing scene in a hotel
>a wild service cart appears
>the villain crashes with it

Haha thanks I must've made a mistake :^)

>movie starts
>narrator doesn't have a deep soothing voice

>film nearing conclusion
>entire plot turns out to be a setup for the protagonist to quote well-known song lyrics

> movie begins
> Narrator: "I'm dead"

>movie ends
>narrator tells us to read every first letter of the dialogue