Drop those classic and new Driver stories

Drop those classic and new Driver stories

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>be me
>I don't like talking and I'm pretty uncomfortable around people I don't know
>use the driver as an inspiration in social situations
>now I'm still kinda weird but less in an autistic way
>still don't have friends and don't talk to anybody but at least I don't feel as inadequate as before

back in 2012 when I just got my licence I ruined my Mother's old hatchback by driving around every night listening to nightcall and drifting around corners screaming REAL HUMAN BEAN REAL HUMAN BEAN REAL HUMAN BEAN

broke the radiator, ruined the gearbox and the brakes barely worked anymore

whoa you're exactly like he who commandeers and automobile *swoons*

>hanging out with all my sisters (I'm the only son)
>they all start talking about how they used to cal me gay boy
>I act like I dont remember
>they start making fun of my dandruff
>I act like I dont care
>they continue to make fun of me
>I kick and shatter a sliding glass door to show them to not fuck with me

I am the driver

isn't that a scene from punch drunk love?

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Someone post the one where the girl asks about Kavinsky.

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>be me
>see qt across the hallway
>walk over, hands in jacket pocket, toothpick on display
>she stares at me lovingly
>'um hello?'
>wait the appropriate amount of time before opening my mouth
>.........................'hi'
>my toothpick falls out of my mouth, best to just pretend it didn't happen
>'I drive'
>she responds 'Oh I actually need a lift home!'
>didnotexpectthis.jpg
>don't actually own a car or a license
>But I am the driver
>Give her a wryly smile and say 'follow me'
>just before we get to the car park I tell her to wait for a minute
>I see a smoking hot Chevy Impala unattended
>take out safety hammer and swing for the driver seat window
>makes a metric shit ton of noise and my arm is bleeding badly
>'user? What was that?'
>fuck
>I now realise I don't have the keys anyway
>stand silently for a minute, thinking
>place hammer down beside the car
>lightbulb.bat
>'Just wait a few more minutes, I'm putting on my driving gloves'
>leave
>on my way out I call the cops and tell them I saw a young woman smash some guys car window
get framed roasite

haha

haha

Driveposting threads were the peak of Sup Forums

I...drive

kek

kek
well played

Nice twist.

I lost it in the "I want to drive you through the night" part.

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Guys help, a qt has just started at my work who looks identical to Lily James from Baby Driver. What do I do?

masturbate thinking of her

Get to know her then insert your penis

「THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU」

haha

/thread is obnoxious but this will overhang anything new I read.

>be me
>in theater
>watching final scene of drive
>a real hero starts playing
>the driver blinks
>suddenly a wave of euphoria rushes over me
>I reach to pop the collar on my scorpion jacket
>I realize that I haven't bought one yet because I didn't know about it until watching this film which isn't over yet
>wait until the the very last frame of the credits before leaving the cinema, which is standard patrician viewing procedure
>head out to the snacks counter
>qt and fat dude serving
>start sweating
>avoid qt and go up to fat dude
>ask for a couple of crabs legs to tape onto the back of my white polo
>he shakes his head and shoots me the look that the kids at school usually give me
>feel sick fury build deep from within my stomach
>go out to parking lot
>wait hours for his shift to be over, nearly pass out
>he finally heads over to his car
>it's a Chevy Impala
>the most popular car in the state of California
>no one will be looking at him
>or so he thinks
>wait until he gets in
>leap onto roof
>pull pants down
>try to unleash epic seafood turd
>forgot about the jumbo two liter coke consumed whilst watching the movie
>start pissing uncontrollably
>cargo shorts are completely drenched
>he starts the car
>tumble backwards off the roof
>land on my neck
>can't feel my body anymore
>bowels release themselves loudly
>onlooker runs up to me
>"What the fuck are you okay?"
>look her in the eye
>stare intensely whilst smirking in a cool way
>"I guess there truly are no clean getaways"