When is Marvel/DC going to pick up Sonichu?

When is Marvel/DC going to pick up Sonichu?

I mean realistically it is probably more well known and popular then 80% of the shit they churn out daily, i think it would be a good idea.

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Hopefully soon. It would be incredible to give Chris Chan the keys to either of those universes.

IMO Sonichu is one of the most culturally significant comics of the 2000s

Rumbling on the DC side is that they're very interested because Marvel is getting ready to get sign him.

Acquiring the licenses of two franchises for one book isn't cost-effective

Marvel would love Sonichu, Chris-chan is great diversity, when has there been an autistic main character in comics?

>By Chris Chan views in reality, fictional words are real in another dimensions, Cwcville being a "Roger Rabbit"like place where all the fictional characters can meet

Morrison will love this

Its garbage, and I hate the Millenials that think its cool to like this shit as a contrarian.

>He hates Sonichu.

Nigga, why? It's the best book to come out in ages. It could possibly re shape the industry if it reached the casual market.

Fantagraphics would eat this shit up.

AHAHAHAHAHA!
slashfilm.com/marvel-diversity-sales-slump/

>Its garbage
No fucking shit, Sherlock.

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Sonichu holds more artistic merit and interest than most comics being released by the Big Teo, if not all of them. The series is a decade old and still being talked about.

Like The Room, it isn't "so bad it's good" as much as "so weird it's interesting". You misunderstand people's interest as liking it "ironically", instead of appreciating it for the window it provides into such an alien mind and how it perceives things.

A novel written by a schizophrenic is undoubtedly going to be more interesting than an "autobiography" ghostwritten for some shallow celebrity. In a similar manner, The Room is more enduring and appreciable than most films released since. It will be relevant long after whatever Oscar FOTY dies out.

This. I feel like I understand what it's like to have autism after reading the book.

At least, what it's like to have autism and be raised why Barb and Bob.

I would like someone to make an unironically good sonichu comic tho with both good art and writing

Say hello to the Rosechu Story

>rosechustory.tumblr.com/post/85929898301/very-first-page-the-authors-notes-will-be-around

>When is Marvel/DC going to pick up Sonichu?
Taint gonna happen

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We call that "a joke", but clearly you're too autistic to grasp the concept

>only two franchises
The CWC-verse is like a crucible where all the franchises that Chris is aware of are tossed.

Someone redrew the first issue competently but kept the shitty writing. Was pretty funny. Someone storytimed it a month or two ago.

It's probably costs too much for them.

Reminder that in order for you to acquire the rights to Sonichu you must.

>Let Chris remain in control of the franchise.

>Give Chris 50% of all profits made.

>Chris must have an annual salary of $100,000 on top of this.

>Chris must have a senior title.

>Chris must have a corner office DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE'D BE WORKING AT HOME.

>Chris must have a 401k.

>Chris must have health insurance.

>Chris must have maternity leave.

>Chris must have a personal assistant to run errands, cook lunch breakfast and dinner, pet sit his animals, fix his car, and to take care of his aging mother.

>Personal assistant must be a woman.

>Chris must chose who his personal assistant is.

>Chris must be able to over see development of all Sonichu products.

>Nothing can be produced until Chris says that he is satisfied with the product.

>Whoever buys Sonichu must convince Nintento to create Amibos for them.

>Finished product must be more serious in tone. ("like the Sonic Anime" as Chris specifies)

I wanna see a meeting between Morrison and CWC.

Reading this and. Dear god. It's semi-bearable. But also... odd.

For Sup Forums, this is true.
For the rest of the internet, and world, not so much.

It is, they just don't know it. I've seen plenty of normalfags say "original character do not steal" without knowing it came from sonichu.

Chris is literally proof that Morrison's theory about writing stories about yourself make them come true.

That text box is just weird now look back on it.

This, everything from family guy to Sup Forums is in sonichu.

Backing this guy up. The old couple from Gilligan's Island showed up and one point as well.

>>Chris must have a corner office DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE'D BE WORKING AT HOME.

Kek

Isn't it pornographic?

Oh man. I'm gonna start writing erotic stories with me as the main character then.

DC's pretty desperate I'm sure they'll start talks pretty soon

Sonichu MAX

>>Chris must have maternity leave.
Explain

Chris is such a lazy, greedy idiot he'll make anything up to get out of actual work.

I can see the Morrisson run of Sonichu now.

First Issue features the origin of Solid Chris and Liquid Chris triggered by the birth of Sonichu.

Second Issue features Rosechu's story while showing how Christian's friends and family handles the splitting of the Chris.

Third Issue features Sonichu fighting Team Rocket Admin Tim Kane and Naitzerk Giovanni with Crystal Chandler meeting up with Kel after the conflict.

Fourth Issue sees Solid Chris being the loitering manchild we've come to know and laugh at and Liquid (the Gary Stu champion of Love and Tolerance that IRL Chris claims himself to be.) Scolding him for his bigoted and sinful behavior... All while Team Rocket is testing out cloning of Sonichu.

Issue Five begins with the introduction of Blake, who is mutated into a Sonichu after drinking a bottle of Cherry Coke with leftover Sonichu Clone formula. This gains the attention of Crystal and sees her sight aimed against her friend Sleiryn, causing tension between them which comes to a head in the next issue.

>Chris is such a lazy, greedy idiot he'll make anything up to get out of actual work.
Hell, knowing Chris, His ideal role will just involve him saying 'Sure, Why not.' to the much more competent creative team so he can get back to his lazy-fuckery.

Foreshadowing!

>wild Raichu

Considering that he thought an open wound on his taint was a labia he magically grew by watching self-hypnosis videos, he could probably delude himself into thinking he was pregnant.

Let's not forget this gem.

Fucking CWCki

Here.

>In a Facebook post of 21 May 2015, Chris revealed a new story involving Chris-chan Sonichu. Since his last appearance in Sonichu, Chris's character in the comic came out as a lesbian transwoman. Sometime afterward, his help was needed in defending Cwcville from Count Graduon. For this task Chris transformed into Chris-chan Sonichu, and after defeating Graduon and his underlings, found out to his delight that his new Sonichu form was that of a female. The new Chris-chan Sonichu had large breasts, a vagina, a uterus, ovaries and ovium. Learning of his capability to reproduce as a female, Chris-chan Sonichu impregnated himself with a sample of his own semen that he had preserved while in his human form. Graduon attacked Cwcville again, but was thwarted by Chris-chan Sonichu once more. Chris-chan Sonichu now tried to transform back into his human form, but was unable. Two weeks later, Chris-chan Sonichu laid two eggs and could now become a human again. A Sonee named Russel and a Rosey named Cynthia hatched from the eggs three weeks later.

>It is not clear under what species of Electric Hedgehog Pokémon Chris-chan Sonichu falls; in the original post Chris describes Comic-Chris's self-insemination as occurring while he's in a "(female) Sonichu form" and not in a Rosechu form. Likewise, even after his sex change, the character is still called Chris-chan Sonichu. Upon reflection, however, Chris said that Chris-chan Sonichu could be considered a Rosechu and suggested a possible new name: "Chrissy-Chan Rosechu."

Who will die first Chris or Barb?

This weakened I'm gonna call a psychiatric ward and animal protective services, just to see what they'd do in this situation.

People have already done this before and the answer is nothing.

also:

sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos

>Ironically, in the real June of 2015, same-sex marriage was made legal in all of the U.S.

When they do how much do you think I'll be able to get for this original artwork

FUCK
Truly, this is the darkest timeline