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What you been watching, lads?

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Peaky Blinders, Sick Note and Detectorists
Everything else is shit.

Just finished season 1 of Victoria. I'm looking for more shows

nothing. my license got revoked

Just watched an episode of Doc Martin. Thinking about moving to Cornwall and getting some pasties

>paying up £40bn for "alignment" with the EU
>remaining in the customs union
>remaining in the single market
>continued free movement of people
>only now with no input on EU policy

The absolute state. Maybe we should have another referendum because there's no point in any of this.

its the time of year where I marathon my Lean collection.
and also fall asleep watching Leslie Nielsen films

I failed the tv licence exam

I haven't started a series or watched a new film in a long time. I think I'm depressed. All I watch is shit reality tv. I'm currently working my way through Ramsay's UK Kitchen Nightmares. It makes me feel sad watching it, knowing that all the young chefs and waitresses are pushing 40 now.

The Crown > Victoria

The Royals is better than both

Watch it alternately with the US one, feels better that way

Dark on netflix
decent 6/10

logan lucky
disappointing oceans eleven retread 5/10

baby driver
mediocre with moments of brilliance 6/10

t2 trainspotting
thin plot propelled by great editing, good script and top performances 7/10

blade runner 2049
very solid chunk of filmmaking with some very memorable scenes 8/10

sorcerer
classic 10/10

almost 8 years since I had a tv or anything capable of reciving

I have no idea what anyone is talking about and they don't believe I don't watch tv and they think I am trying to be the cool guy who doesn't watch x-factor

At least you special snowflakes are now free from continental oppression

>or anything capable of reciving

My nigga your presence here contradicts this statement

I watch a few things on the "terrestrial" channels to be fair, but an X Factor advert appeared earlier in the week for the final and had zero clue who any were or their names even from reading the paper last few weeks. I think its dying down in all honesty.

not really, I come to tv to find something to watch on the net

I don't watch live tv

I own a 32" led monitor with a compute stick and that goes on after 8 I get my fill for 2 hrs and turn it off and thats only if there is something worth watching.

Just got netflix and been watching solely startrek for the passed month

No one watches the X-Factor anymore m8. The final was last weekend and I still have no clue who won it, when you'd usually hear about that kind of stuff through osmosis.

>This year's final of the X Factor pulled in the lowest ratings the show has seen since its inception.

>Overnight figures for Saturday's show attracted just 4.4m viewers in comparison to Strictly Come Dancing, which saw an audience of 9.9m tune in.

A regular episode of Strictly got more than double the viewers of the X-Factor final. JUST

They won because they got to peform the Christmas single Cowell has written for them and said the profits were all going to charity

The only thing I've watched this year was Blue Planet, and before that I haven't seen anything since old Top Gear. Oh, and one episode of that HMM NOOTKA show because people kept spamming it.

I can't imagine why anyone would watch this fucking dross. TV in general is a dying format.

Who /imaceleb/ here?

tfw

Distinct lack of Willoughby pics ITT

I miss the days of just BBC1, BBC2, ITV and Channel 4.

Complaining about a lack of something whilst not posting the thing is extremely poor form

Just finished first season of Black Sails, enjoying it so far
Contemplating whether or not to un-drop Vikings

Post the best brit tv milfs.

the payment isn't to align, it's a mixture of payments during a transition and things that we've agreed to already (like pensions and project costs). it's not anything extra to what we would pay anyway

the agreement also isn't to stay in the customs union or single market or to maintain free movement

That's Theresa May's disastrous leadership ans negotiations for you. Nobody supports her.

Get Jacob Rees-Mogg in there, he'd crack the whip.

>meme prime minister
>meme leader of the opposition
>literal meme speaker

no thanks

main reason to get up in the morning
and also Piers Morgan

New WILTY episodes.

Steptoe and Son
Whatevet happend to the Likely Lads
The Sweeney
The Avengers
Basically, UK tv is shite these days!
Seriously thinking about not renewing.

Susanna or Holly?

...

We need high IQ leadership my son

I stopped getting up in the morning when Sian left and that twat went to ITV

...

Susanna for me.

Do kids tv gunge shows still exist?

Back then TV was relevant.
Imagine if a show like Red Dwarf or Blackadder started today.
The viewing figures would be low and no one would talk about them the next day in work/school.

A new one just started after a decade without them

It's shit

Snooker

>31yo
>still not a mum
How has no-one impregnated her yet?

Good lord

she's a cheating whore

peaky blinders,blue planet 2, some football. Now the grand tour season 2

juden too

g-good

Feeling for a crisp piece now. I'm thinking cheese and onion.

why not something extravagant like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=pfa3MHLLSWI

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that's all wrong you faggot

>""“There is no red line down the Irish Sea and clear confirmation that the entirety of the UK is leaving the EU, leaving the single market and leaving the customs union,” she said. """

fuck you and your fake news. we're OUT lads WOOOOHOOOOO

i wonder what an amerishit version of countdown would look like

>watching tv in the afternoon in a weekday

Hows the neet life treating yall?

Working from home. Told the toilmaster I had a doctor's appointment, in truth I was just hungover

no one wants to have jewish children user

Resuming the wagecuck life in jan because I can only stomach NEETlife for so long

I know 1-2 months down the line I'm going to be craving NEET life again.

kek fuck you. what i'm not allowed fridays off now?

>I can only stomach NEETlife for so long
I really pity people who are broken like this. What the hell are you cunts going to do when automation replaces 90% of the workforce practically overnight?

>tfw read up imaceleb results so I can still talk about it at work

Watch it along with Sup Forums

It's fun

I think we're both broken in different ways user.

i bet you faggots watch bake off and gogglebox too, right?

might as well get the sex change now, anons.

been watching nigel farage mate.

>he cant enjoy trash tv and is judgemental on those who can
need relax a bit

Not even a britfag and I used to watch Bake off until mary left.

Pretending to watch I'm A Celeb is a lot worse than watching I'm A Celeb.

I watch gogglebox so I can pretend in work that I watch the other shows.
We are pilgrims in an unholy land.

those shows are for ladies, anons.

fat, lonely, cat-loving ladies.

>Holly
Reminder that she's a dumb cunt and Michael should be charged with assault
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>i bet you watch bake off
M-my gf m-makes me watch it, honest

Wew lad. I always thought Holly was pretty conventional. Her and Philip look like idiots here.

>you will NEVER do the cha cha slide at the school disco ever again

How does this make you feel lads?

>say "well done girls!" collectively to a group of girls and one transgender girl who now wants to be a boy
>physically upset/angry and causes a long investigation
christ. if it were me (obviously male) in that group and they said that, I'd laugh it off. Obvious innocent mistake.
If she really wants to be a boy maybe she should handle banter better

what kind of lad can't handle bants?

a girl, simply put.

>Schofield: Lets get back to the 21st Century and not Medieval Britain
YOU WANKER PHILLIP. WE WERE TAUGHT AT LEAST 20 FUCKING YEARS AGO THERE WERE 2 SEXES. WILL YOU FUCK OFF CLAIMING ITS DARK AGES TALK

sounds cozy
you're absolutely fucked lads
vice.com/en_ca/article/9kdyd5/white-people-need-to-learn-how-to-integrate

some doc martin

All of the interracial relationship christmas adverts, quintessentially British.

Frasier

Any snow where you are, lads?

Derbyshire here near Derby, fuck all snow

Noone wants their kids to have wall eyes

Many famous brits are jewish tho, even the Windsors are to some degree

Blame Thatcher and continue getting wasted

>meme leader of the opposition

Don't be talking about the only hope the country has like that, son. Austerity and neoliberalism have fucked everything and we need a centre-left leader to try to address that.

DDL's new movie is getting good reviews.

Susanna by a mile,

>The Crown
Is s2 any good? I can't' be bothered watching something that heavy on a Friday evening.

Snow in West Midlands is THICC.

>centre-left
WHO?

Strictly Come Dancing.

My girl's made it into the semis but I don't think she'll be around much longer. Her lack of dancing history isn't looking good up against the others who do have some semi/pro dancing experience. Aljaz Skorjanec is a fucking dance god though - he's done well to get a total noob so far.

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From what I've been reading it seems most of the regular viewers are saying the judges/Beeb are trying to give it to the X-Factor winner Alexanda Burke this year.

for me its Toff

the queen of the jungle

Snowing but not sticking on Merseyside.
LIstening to Steve Wright's entro jingle on Radio 2 in the car driving home from work. I've just put The Chase on.
I get grumpy if I miss time it.

i kind of want thicc to win. also molly is one of the most gorgeous women i have ever seen.

desu this series has been disappointing for me. other than debbie i don't think any of the other contestants have been AMAZING.

in comparison, i saw danny mac's charleston when i wasn't really keeping up with strictly and i couldn't tell who the professional dancer or celebrity was. he was just that good.

youtube.com/watch?v=TbLFzDrikMU

and his samba was fucking godly

is it just me or does toff look like a spitting image puppet?

nothing
our tv these days is utter fuck
except antiques roadshow and countryfile