Bcb - Bittersweet Candy Bowl

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This is the power of 「Drama Queen」 edition.

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Will Mike be the last one standing on the other team?

>no dubz
not confirmed

Bittersweet candy bowl violence is arousing edition

Shame it's a "nothing happens" page

>"nothing happens" page
>Mike still clearly crushing on Lucy
Oh I can feel his anguish rising. It gives me life!

Not sure what Mike's face is trying to convey here.
Is he horny?

>Lucy throws ball at a dumbfoulded Mike
>Mike instinctively catch it
>Lucy is out
>After a while Mike screams "I'm sorry!"

Despair but also an erection

The website isn't loading for me.

Same here, now. I guess it's too much traffic

>Mike's too busy fantasizing about prepping the bulldog for Sandy to pay attention to the game

Same with me
This is the second time now

@Mollyfag from the other thread. I recommend shouk. You could get a comic to your specifications pretty cheap.

Kek.

>inb4Mikeistheonlystanding
Nobody could expect this.

If only Sandy was as enthusiastic.

>Mike then looks forward
>The entire Lucy's team is waiting for him
>Pic related

what would be even better is that a stunned mike would get totally clocked by lucy for not paying attention. A nosebleed or something, something bad enough to get him sent out of gym.

that would be so obvious

Not really. That would be the expected.

Also she wouldn't left him for last if that was the case.

kek

Well that was easier than I imagined, for all his tantrums about Lucy it just took this much for him to start crushing on her again.

Wonder how long it'll take before his jealousy of Augustus in the chart really kicks in at this rate.

Meanwhile with Paulo

>Well that was easier than I imagined, for all his tantrums about Lucy it just took this much for him to start crushing on her again.
Crushing? I think you are reading the page wrong, he is afraid she will break his nose.

Shit page

Paulo loves Lucy's abuse

But also slightly aroused at the idea

You must have an interesting fear response if you respond to threat of violence by blushing and staring like a doofus.

>Masochist
>Likes to be dommed
Paulo is a solid M

Don't, or you'll trigger the YEARS OF ABUSEfags

He likes 'em feisty and able to fire back at his stupid remarks.

Meanwhile Mike needs his blue safety scarf.

>woman
>good at sports
>likes playing dodgeball
yeah this doesnt happen irl
girls during dodgeball congregate in small groups at the back of the gym and talk until they get eliminated, usually by trying to catch a slow moving ball and failing that basic act of hand-eye coordination

>blushing is always crushing
>those are lovely eyes

>Crushing
>Not processing his guilt and realizing slowly that he's the only person she's not hitting, because she's sending a clear message that he doesn't exist for her anymore and his self-pronounced "main character" card has completely and utterly expired
Just watch it.
Lucy will find lasting self confidence, Mike will be devoured by his guilt until he burns ever bridge including and especially Sandy.
The hallways of his High School will be nothing but gutters, and the gutters will be filled with dark twisted reminders of his then gone self-importance, totems of his lonely miserable self.
In the end, he'll look up and cry out: "Save me!"
And Lucy will simply answer: "No."

>scarring your old BFF so much that she wont even hit you during dodgeball

how can a man cope

Headshots are an automatic out on the other player in most dodgeball games, Lucy should've been out for a few rounds.

Female athletes don't exist anymore I guess.

what did they mean by this

I think the gym teacher is established as not giving a fuck.

>lose last thread
>but maybe if I try again
Trigger? It would only prove that Lucy really didn't change. Lucyfags should be the ones mad at that.

If you don't have enough self respect that you allow people to hurt your body, well be my guest.

And it's extra funny since Mike endured a lot of aggression until Acapulco, at the same time different from Paulo since it was mostly unprovoked.

this might be the chapter mike dies, lads

I actually like mike and I think lucys a total bitch. But it would be good for the plot.

Maybe the post plotlines are sometimes the most obvious I guess?

I've no idea what kind of shitty school you went to, but where I lived, you either participated in the game, or the coach had you run circles around the gym until either the game was over, or you made up your mind and decided to get your head in the game.
And no casual jog was enough either.

Believe you me, girls could dodge a wrench with the best of them.

Do you even have a clue about how Lucy is or...?

This is pretty correct. But then it's already established that adults are useless in bcb.

Like Lucy died?

The main characters aren't dying. Not so soon at least. We still have like two or three years of comic.

Could you honestly say you've ever been a part of a dodgeball game where a girl outperformed all of her male counterparts? Could throw harder? Move faster? Catch better?

this

>If you don't have enough self respect that you allow people to hurt your body, well be my guest.
youtube.com/watch?v=icqPHsNumuU

im glad this irrelevant dodgevall fight that will be gone in 2 pages means so much to you

bro it's high school dodgeball what is with your obsessive 'girls can't be as good as boys' thing

if any of the main cast dies it'll be david

basically proving my point right now with your deflections

Look, no one asked him to prom, let him work out his issues, ok, or he'll go into fedora mode on us.

a girl got him out in high school and he still lives with the memories

that was his villain origin story

hook

[witty comment]

fish

Kind of gives me "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" vibes, that highlight if you erase the memories of a bad relationship, you risk falling in love with that person all over again.

Now there's a movie that had a bittersweet ending.

Guy you're replying to here:
Not going to run MIT level physical analysis for you on the physiological capacities of the various people I played dodge ball with 10 years ago, but if the question you're trying to ask is "Were there any really good girl dodge ball players that won games regularly?" then the answer is yes. Two actually, one went on to become an amateur ice skater, she might actually be making it big now, no idea.

But yeah as the other said, this comes off as a lot of insecurity towards literally billions of people you've never met in your life.

MERELY

...

Except Paulo's dad

David will outlive them all

>fedora user is deleted

thats pretty funny

>Thought it'd bre great to have Lucy nail Mike in the balls
>Forgot mike doesn't even have balls

That's actually correct. I amend, most adults in BCB are useless.

>basketball
>an example of good athletes

come on w/ that bait m8

kek, mattfags will never recover

This raises a good point. Would vasectomies/hysterectomies be common in this world? It's just a spay and neuter.

>Mike doesn't have balls
>implying

Jordan is the peak of male fitness, prove me wrong.

Too lazy to make a webm.
Pretend I did.
Pretend I called it "men sports.webm".
youtube.com/watch?v=kQpRYKwmY7E
Seriously though, thanks for making me look for bloopers, there's some hilarious shit out there.
Please no other board. You know who you are. I can find other examples.

David exists

Half as many potential relationships that would require protection against pregnancy.

Take dog and cat relationships into play and the fact that Taeshi said cucking is actually commonplace in bcb, I'd agree

>Taeshi said cucking is actually commonplace in bcb
wat

Were you surprised a cat porn artist also has a cuck fetish?

...

The DavidxSue and PualoxRachael comic is eveidence

>guy makes observation that school-aged girls typically have no interest in phys ed and will try to get by with the bare minimum, and gym teachers who don't give a fuck about it are commonplace
>Sup Forumsmblr jumps on him with their ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER attitude

Giving normies the internet and comics was a mistake.

She said pairs of cat / dog relationships trading partners to get pregnant wouldn't be unusual in BCB universe.

>lose last thread
Nobody won anything, the discourse just died out

>mike is thinking with his dick

Shh. We get very hard to the thoughts of dominant strong women user. This is a medium for fiction for a reason after all i dont watch comics or cartoons for realism and female characters are fun

literally not what the conversation was, but good try mate

Damn.

Cucking requires you to raise a child that you don't know it isn't yours. Unless you are going by the colloquially 'letting your wife sleep around', which I have to point they are also lying with that guy's wife. That would be more like an open relationship, which to be fair I'm not fan off.

When you run out of arguments and fall into ad hominem or memes you pretty much lost.

Here cucking just means letting women walk all over you and allowing a man to fuck your wife/love interest. open relationships are a form of cucking. At least the way the words been liberated these past years.

The guy said that girls would be impossible to be good at dodge-ball, which is plain untrue.

>Taeshi kneeling at the end of her bed watching Suitcase plow another woman.

This scratches my schadenfreude itch.

Well, in this case that would make both guys and both wives cucks. Swingers would be cucks too.

So while I agree, I think it's important to make the distinction or else it's lose it's value, like the words nazi or racist lost in recent years.

>fall into ad hominem
Link my posts in the last thread that were ad hominems (I was the Lucyfag writing the long-ass posts)

Stop right their scarf boy. You have your amazing model GF remember?

Also good. In fact, perhaps better.

I didn't actually think the partner swap thing counted as cucking, I was just expanding on what that user was referring to.

Yes. They are all cucks. Youre learning user.

What kind of self confidence is one where she has to taunt someone ("I'd rather kill myself") passive-agressively?

Nope, you are good. But I bet you aren't the idiot who wrote this: , so please don't jump into other conversations.

You may notice the future tense in that sentence.