*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

if it had not been for the laws of this land i would have slaughtered you

I would berry my dick so far inside her ass anyone who could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

why dont you have a seat over there?

*unzips dick*

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*flings over cliff*

did somebody say lyndia deeeeezz nuts thread

Why would she start being friends with Beetlejuice when the movie has him creeping on her the entire time, and ends with him trying to marry her against her will.

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because tim burton is hack

no

80s cartoons didn t make much sense

wtf guys
Lydia isn't for lewd thing

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Because shut up.

beetlejuice 2 never

oh ok

>You will never see the adventures of milf Lydia.

lel

>you fight like a dairy farmer!

How appropriate! You fight like a cow!

goth girls are hot

I just realized, I ended up married to a cross between Wednesday Addams and Lydia Deetz from the cartoon.

You lucky bastard

Real subtle brag there, mister.

So... creepy goth plus perky goth?

thank god you got that, user
i was getting worried that no one would

its what i say whenever i see pics like OP or a pirate out in public

you got a pre mega tits christina ricci?
she should have never got those puppies reduced

All of my friends and family said (and still say) that putting a ring on her was the smartest decision I've ever made.

Looks like Christina Ricciand Winona Ryder had a lesbian love child, deadpan most of the time, becomes perky and upbeat around close friends/family.

...she's a titty monster.

I don't know what I did or how I did it but I've been trying not to fuck it up ever since we started dating.

congratulations, user. I hope you're happy.

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> isn't for lewd
do you know where you are?

Tim Burton said he wanted to cast Johnny Depp as Beetlejuice. Do you still want a sequel?

They should just get fucking married already.

*destroys the planet*

Just the waifu will do. We need a statement, not a manifesto.

>fat
>titty monster

no one is impressed

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ha ha ha
HA HA HA

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*puts back into hand*

Why are you replying to yourself so blatantly, and that often?

dude beetlejuice goth is legit goth. hot topic goth has about as much in common as modern feminism has in common with that elusive, mythical positive feminism everyone talks about. Sure as fuck wasn't that shit in the 70s that established the two-income household with the same income the old one-income household used to have.

Lydia Deetz, eh?

More like Lydia Deez Nutz!

Hah! Got eem!

>milf Lydia

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

Betelgeuse

Because Beetlejuice switched tactics and found that grooming works

You fuker.

underrated post

I'll trade sjws for second wave feminists everyday of the year, i don´t give a fuck about what you say

You rang?

*clogs her path*

Seriously, Lydia Deetz is probably the only hot goth girl.

Can I have both teenage Winona Ryder and cartoon Lydia at the same time?

I can have neither.

Daily reminder that she was in 8th grade in the cartoon and you're all filthy pedophiles

LEGAL IN MEXICO

>8th grade
That's hebe territory, bub.

>13 years old
>legal
>hebe territory

Don't fuck middle school students please.

In Mexico, you are probably done with your schooling at that age.

Gonna need a source.

>filename

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why don't you stop cheating n your wife?

Daily reminder that she's a fictional cartoon character and cartoon characters don't have an age.

'fuc off nigger"

YES! GOT HIM!!
CHILDREN ARE FAIR GAME NOW!!!

[BETEL JUICE in Spanish]

Cartoon Lydia was always terribly appealing to me because of that veneer of innocence. Veneer, because she knew what she was doing in gaining the favor and full attention of a reality warping trickster god. She tamed a hurricane with calm words and laughter.

She was cute, and bubbly and fun and heaven help the poor soul that crossed her. Other goths simply didn't compare.

>reality warping trickster god
Cartoon Beetlejuice was goofy as fuck, I don't know what you are talking about.

>The invocation of his name can tear holes in reality.
>Gave the spark of life and sentience to a car and kept it as a pet.
>Can transform into nearly anything.
>Immortal, invincible, and the only thing he fears are the worms from fucking Dune.

Dude, cartoon Beetlejuice is fucking Popeye tier.

Keaton would still be up for it

Noice

This is great.

>innocence
Really? She was pretty damn manipulative at times. Not in a bad way though

There really aren't enough bubbly and cheerful goth girls
I get that cynicism and seriousness kind of come with the subculture, or are at least heavily associated with it, but you can like the style without going all in on that stuff too.

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Are you Angela Benedict's husband?
Anyways, you're a very lucky person. Hopefully I'll get myself a Grail like that one day.

You'd be delaying things for 20-30 years. 3rd wave intersectional feminism is the evolution of 2nd wave feminism, both the crazy Solanas and moderate sex positive sides.

Also, if you haven't had sex in middle school in Mexico, you're pretty much a failure and you'll stay virgin.
I had the luck of a goth babe punching my v-card.

BUILD WALL
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Going by your retarded logic.:She was in 8th grade in the 90's, so she's way older than me now. checkmate, atheists

...excuse me.

>mfw will never have a spunky goth gf ever again

Mr.Geuse I want you to kill Spider-Man.

FPBP

>MILF Lydia

WHY HAS NO ONE DRAWN THIS.

WHY DID I NOT KNOW THAT I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY UNTIL NOW.

SOMEONE MAKE THIS A GODDAMNED THING.

Perkygoths are best goths.

Switch bodies with me

>*teleports behind her*
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Literally that's it

soo were there couple or nah

user, you do know why beetlejuices fingers are red in the cartoon, right?

no

no she is my waifu

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I'll draw it in my free time but you may have to lurk the draw threads a day or two before I deliver.

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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