There's no greater cinematic experience than watching and bitching about Harry Potter.
>"But that doesn't make sense!"
>"Why didn't Voldemort use a sniper rifle?"
>"Heh, I'd transform into a girl wizard and impregnate myself!"
>"Fucking SJW pieces of shit are obsessed with Harry Potter."
Why is it so many faggots are in denial about how much they love this series?
What would happen if you made a spell to turn you in to a girl, proceed to get pregnant then six months in turned back in to a man. What would happen to the kid?
The kid would tear its way out through your dickhole, injuring you badly.
your inner organs would be transmutated back into a mans, your uterus and the child inside of it would cease to exist. The pregnancy would be aborted.
no one is in denial here. Sup Forums including myself actually enjoy the series but love to shit on it for fun unlike nu wars which is actual garbage that is fun to shit on. >"No!" and dullposting is always great
But seriously why didunt hurry call in in airstrake on voldumbort
>Sup Forums including myself actually enjoy the series
Speak for yourself child of Tumblr, soy
What makes Star Wars bad Harry Potter good? Both film series as far as I can tell are unintelligible utter garbage which appeals to emotionally stunted stuttering retarded children whose parents didn't read to them when they were young so they never graduated to higher forms of cognitive function.
I remember when Sup Forums used to discuss how Harry Potter was and still is one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
It was comfy when I was younger, before I knew how cancerous the fan base was, how vindictive and self righteous the billionaire author is and how she shills politically while comparing politics to her fantasy world; and really, before I just lost interest.
AYOO we finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. Fo real each episode followin pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' niggas from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted
Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack
a-at least tha books was phat though
AWH HELL NAW
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta stretched his fuckin legs
I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, If these lil niggas is readin Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy. And da thug was like right yo. Nigga was not bein ironic. When you read Larry Potsmoker yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy
The uterus isn't part of you. It's its own separate entity. You'd turn back, "fine", but it would still be there, being crushed by, and rupturing all of your abdominal organs.
Ive never seen or read any Harry Potter media. AMA
have you read any stephen king novels
If a girl used polyjuice potion to tranform into a man could she impregnate another girl?
But why didn't he use a sniper rifle? Or just any gun really
Guns are for muggles, which Tom hates.
Some girl gave me that under the dome book and I read it because I wanted to fuck her. I thought it was a neat idea but the ending was fucking stupid if I remember correctly. Something about aliens or some dumb shit.
>TKAMB
>shit-tier
No matter how many times I see this pasta that will always trigger me.
Then why didn't he create a gun with magic and shoot him
No, because that potion just affects your appearance. Not your actual genetics.
But you're right, though. The movies are most enjoyable while poking fun at them. They're pretty fun to watch but are chock full of so many silly contrivances and funny plot oddities that you're really limiting your own enjoyment if you're not bringing them up while watching.
But does it affect your physiology? If it can give you a man's face, height, hair and muscles why doesn't it give you his dick and balls? And if it does give you the dick and balls, does it transmute your eggs into sperm cells too? What happens to your ovaries and uterus? And how is it able to reconstruct appearance from random body parts if not by genetics?
The more you think about it the less sense it makes.
Why do 90% of the spells the 'good guys' use just send you backwards a few feet?
that's not what happens when i think about it
t. lives in their head
Ron stunned Death Eaters while they were flying on broomsticks, causing them to fall to their deaths.
Driven From Within - Michael Jordan
Why didn't Ron go to Azkaban for manslaughter? If you kill your enemies they win.
What happens to the soul of the baby? Pay attention to the fact that the concept of a soul is an actual thing in the HP universe.
It is, though. Literally no one outside the US gives a fug about it, and the US does because its usually mandatory HS reading.
then you have, in fact, been trained to read harry potter