Reminder that Spider-Man is weak against succubus pheromones meaning all those crack ships with demons aren't so crack...

Reminder that Spider-Man is weak against succubus pheromones meaning all those crack ships with demons aren't so crack after all.

Is that the reason he sold his marriage?

Yeah he had to get out of that marriage so he could fuck demongirls.

Makes sense to me.

That makes so much sense in hindsight.

Who are those blue women he's always pictured with anyways?

>>That nostalgic feeling when you suddenly remember you did fanart of these characters years, and years ago
>>That sudden realization you can read Japanese now
>>That horrid, disgusted feeling when you understand what's being said

The girl on the left is saying, "Please stop!" Her shirt reads "daughter."

The lady in the back, her mother, has a shirt that reads "Instant (heart) rape".

Even worse, they didn't use the actual Japanese word or kanji for rape. They purposely wrote it out in a way that would be easier for people to read.

Someone from a trading card game. It just kinda stuck.

BITCHES

>Daughter
>rape
>Spider-Man.

Wait...what the hell even is this character's background story anyway?

Ah yes, the good old Asteroth and Spider-man share an apartment building...thing. I guess you could call it a meme, really.

I have a whole bloody folder of these things, years after it first surged into existence back in the day.

Should I upload it to mediafire or something?

yes

Okay, here we go:

http : // www filedropper com / astaroth

shit, that makes me feel old man
i remember when this shit was new

He really can't.

LOVE

...

That reminds me; is the Spidey/Deadpool miniseries still ongoing, and did Wade get Status Quo'd back to being ugly again yet?

Still ongoing and still handsome.

Good on both counts. Wade deserves a bit of happiness.

So how exactly did Deadpool know that succubus pheromones canceled out spider senses?

he didn't he just needed a girl for spidy

what a wingman

could silk out pheromone a succubus? or could a succubus pheromone seduce silk?

Post cat ladies chasing silk.
I need it fkr a tax form.

Based bro.

Didn't even settle for some cheap hooker. He got Peter a literal semen Demon who specifically had the hots for science nerds.

This thread reminded me of this.

I really need to check out that book sometime.