*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*
user, you know the rules, little buddy.
No singles allowed. Maybe one day, kiddo.

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

Ok thanks mister; I'll be back.

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*asks him a question*
Would you be my bf?

>Complain to the manager
>Get complementary majority holdings of the theater in apology
>Fire Robert then rehire him as my own personal footstool so I can get around the no singles policy
Only retards and faggots bother with eagles

Sure thing, champ. Here take a small popcorn with you. It's on the house.

Don't fucking push me today Robert! Stacey dumped me and left me for Chad. Give me the fucking ticket or I'll shoot ya dick off with my .45.

>Implying we don't already have a designated shooter
Should have shown up at least 30 minutes before the movie if you wanted a chance, now please leave

What about this dubs?

>small popcorn
Damn I wonder how the big popcorn looks like

>I'll be black
FTFY

Robert is the manager.

"This is a cinema announcement. Will the owner of the pink spotted underpants please collect them at the front desk. Thank you and enjoy the flick."

But my girlfriend is already in there, I just popped to the toilet.

Ah so he must have done this before, this'll go quick then

Who let you out of my cotton fields??? Wait, you don't belong to me. Sorry nigger, all you turds look alike.

>implying a bro like Robert wouldn't let me sneak in

>Trusting a nigger to usher you through the labyrinth properly without first offering tribute
Looks like we've got another for the mines

Take me to the popcorn mines if you must. But I will not be denied my solo seat anymore

>not knowing robert
how_new.ru

I hate how you have to park your underpants with the Panty Counter.

>could you tell m-my wife I'm available ?

"w-what if, m-me and you...."

>watching bladerunner by myself for the 5th time
>attack falcons sense me
>use my anvil as a sheild to ward them off
>make it out the popcorn mines
>cinema gestapo catches me at the crab leg stand and sends me back

Based.

>little buddy
Don't make me laugh nigger, I'll slam-dunk your ass if you block my path again.

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Why do these edgy retards bother posting here

I want to buy Robert a ticket and watch movies with him!

I didn't order the macro-corn you filthy foreigner

youtube.com/watch?v=orhNcTY-5us

What is this retarded meme about singles?

You have to go back.

Wouldn't you like to know, faggot?

you have to go back

I don't like this man

>Here's your nachos SIR

Is it amerifat thing?

>edgy retards
hey fuck you I'm just putting in my two cents ya faggot.

wtf robert your hands are huge

lurk more faggot

>all these newfriends that dont know based Robert

I can't watch it past the IT AIN'T ME part without laughing, and this has to be the 20th I've listened to this.

yeah its sad nobody has even posted the NANI? robert

Robert, you need to hurry! Someone forgot to clean the bodies out of the Manlet Pit before adding a new batch. now there's so many piled at the bottom that they can climb to the top!

Aurora Shooting, bro. Some cities don't let people watch a movie by themselves anymore.

r-robert, i just escaped the manlet pit... i'm 5'10, they thought i was a big guy. just give me five minutes on the surface...

Whoa...easy on the popcorn, Rob.

What kind of kinoplex serves onion rings with nacho cheese? or are they curly fries?
seriously, Rob, I need answers.

>What kind of kinoplex serves onion rings with nacho cheese? or are they curly fries?
It's probably honey mustard

>t. Robert's apprectice

Idk you tell me

Silly user, I AM the manager! Now please leave the kinoplex, or we will be forced to send you to the mines.

Please leave, we only allow 4 betas per screening.

Thanks for taking control of the stand, Ted! Remember, be nice!

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...

I guess my shift has started.

Majority of people who go watch a movie do it with friends or girlfriends, and the majority of those groups of people don't want to be seated next to some weird loner. Similar to lonely people without kids hanging out near playgrounds will cause concern among parents. 100 percent of all cinema shootings has been done by single gunmen. So some cinemas came up with the idea to only allow groups of people to get tickets during peak hours.

step aside robert, my date is waiting for me inside

It's Sup Forums and redditors. Don't worry user, we have ways of making them...disappear...

Aw sheeeeeeeeeit nvm

user you forgot your popcorn!

N-NANI?!

Anything for you, Robert. But the name is Derek.

A spook! Where'd he come from?!

>implying men are people

>designated shooter clips my falcon again
4th time this week

reposting

soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex

Robert nooooooo

NO ROBERT!!! WATCH OUT!!!

*buys theater*
nuthen personnel

Those Powerade labels aren't at the proper angle Ted, we're going to have a serious discussion about this during your 8 minute freedom break

Haha! Sorry! I get you and Ted confused all the time!

Sir, there's no need to be that way! Please head on over to the nearest mining station. A penis inspector will be with you in a moment.

>implying people are men
fuck off, roastie

congratulations on the promotion based robert

This beard looks really nice on you Robert!

W-wait, how are there two Roberts?

>mining station
no thanks I'm good
>penis inspection
what're you fucking gay???

Brothers. They founded the Robert & Robert Kinotorium in 1896

Great, now people have to do team shootings.

You weren't supposed to find that out

HE'S FAST

oh, what fun!

>two
Ah, the mysteries of the kinoplex to those who don't know.

It's forced perception

Does Lane get BLACKED?

This! We Roberts are a bloody big family!

Blimey, good show. 'E deserves the compliments

wh-wh-wh--???

I'm looking for the French dubs, Robert.

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BASED.

Wrong tense

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Right this way sir! Please unzip your pants and breath slowly.

Robert got clobber'd?

I assume your White Handicap will be in effect?

That's it, I'm leaving.

I don't think I've ever seen a large get ordered.

*blocks your path*
Sorry human, no singles policy is in effect. Don't think you can sneak in through the bathroom window.

>being afraid of the cinema tiger

What handicap? It's my first day haha

No, no! Come back! 50% off all tickets!

youtube.com/watch?v=ewGfwP9tUdM