comfiest film ever
Comfiest film ever
Aiden Morris
Thomas Parker
that's not Predator bro
Nathaniel White
...
Cameron Gray
Well, it's understandable. People want "safe". They want "comfy". They want "familiar". That's why they'll purchase blu-rays of films based on one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Matthew Johnson
No, this is.
Carson Foster
Camden Walker
This is user's gf(b), you've caused a seizure
Jeremiah Green
Not sure if comfiest but yea, it's very comfy indeed.
Joseph Green
Good idea user, watching this tonight
Carter Watson
if wizards celebrate christmas, does that mean jesus was a wizard?
Chase Foster
Goddamn it user, now you made me want to watch it again.
But yeah the first HP movie is literally the comfiest movie ever made. I mean, my insane nostalgia for it plays a part, sure, but still.
Alexander Murphy
its like anudda shoah
Carter Roberts
he was a virgin at 30,
what do you think?
Ayden Mitchell
>That's why they'll purchase blu-rays of films based on one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.
you fucked up
Cameron Reyes
WHAT MOVIE?
Easton Butler
he was a virgin at 30,
what do you think?
Jose Thomas
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Aiden Barnes
cringe post
Andrew Bell
I love this pasta.
Elijah Jenkins
You’re a fag nigger, Harry.
Kayden Green
SCATHING
Lincoln Collins
Asher Davis
Henry Portnoi and The Philanthropist's Scarf
Adrian Ortiz
> Great Gatsby in God tier
No.
>Shakespeare in low tier and Twain and Tolkien in shit tier
kys
Parker Parker
>Atlas Shrugged
fuck off
Easton Jones
Comfy movie coming through
Jackson Watson
cringe post
Jonathan Brown
Is this a repost?
Angel Watson
I really hope Jew Goldstein comes away Scott free
Aaron Barnes
>jesus
>virgin
Uh huh...
Brayden Watson
based
Thomas Jackson
How's your first day on Sup Forums going so long, lads?
Jack Perez
>Well, it's understandable. People want "safe". They want "comfy". They want "familiar".
He's gonna say it
>That's why they'll purchase blu-rays of films
He's gonna say it
> based on one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises
He said it!
Benjamin Martinez
pretty fun!
Michael Jackson
"No!"
James Reyes
Twain is a fantastic author, his travel books are by far the best though, read Twain and you'll understand how Americans think, the true ones.
Not an American myself, just a fucking Leaf
Connor Sanchez
All these newfags piss me off
Jose Taylor
I don't think you get the point. The chart is obvious bait and most Sup Forums posters know it by now. Not you though, pilgrim.
Robert Richardson
I'm literally a redditor, and I know that pisses you guys off so I tell everyone here as often as I can
Ian Green
I'm usually on /movies why is that bad?