Why not call him Captain Shazam!

why not call him Captain Shazam!

BECAUSE HIS NAME IS CAPTAIN MARVEL. FUCK YOU MARVEL COMICS!

DC did this to themselves.

>2015
>type 'Captain Marvel' into google
>first picture of Billy
>some of Carol
>2017
>all Carol
DC BTFO!!!!

Why not Captain Thunder?

More of him than Mar-Vell, at least.

thats gay

The same reason he wasn't called Captain Thunder back in the forties. They couldn't trademark it.

Why not like, Admiral Marvel?

why isnt DC doing anything with him

Why is he a captain at all? Why isn't he Citizen Shazam?

Why not Kazaam?

that name suits someone more technical

Because Cooke was working on a series, then he went and died.

>Turns into a man who is super.

Why not call him Superman?

Why not call him Thunderman

WHAT.

Just call him Marvel. He ain't really a captain anyway.

why not call him Captain Kimota?

Well that's a deeply buried knife twisted.

Mar who?

Because they're stupid.

Source that claim.